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Experts say becoming an entrepreneur is possible with the right combination of capital, networking, knowledge, and mentorship. The Onion shares tips for starting your own business. Figure out what people want, and taint it with AI. Ensure you have enough savings to survive for the six days until you give up. Make a detailed business [] The post Tips For Starting Your Own Business appeared first on The Onion .
WASHINGTONWith fragrant smoke wafting down Pennsylvania Avenue as a line of administration officials and VIPs stretched around the block, sources reported Saturday that leadership at the U.S. Department of the Interior had begun grilling up the nations last remaining endangered species. Whooping cranes served! said an apron-clad Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, who manned multiple grills [] The post Dept. Of Interior Grills Up Nations Remaining Endangered Species appeared first on The Onion .
NAPERVILLE, ILVeering from the intended subject matter just seconds into their conversation, local father Andrew Parkers effort to sit his son down for a sex talk quickly devolved into a rambling diatribe about all-star two-sport athlete Bo Jackson, sources confirmed Thursday.Well, Caleb, sometimes two people love each other very much, just like Bo Jackson loved [] The post Sex Talk Devolves Into Dad Rambling About Bo Jackson appeared first on The Onion .