Mississippi police arrest a man in the death of Tasia Fortune
Mississippi police have arrested a man in the death Tasia Fortune, a Black woman found hanging from a tree last month
AI Predictive Crime Programs Take Shape As Public Opposition Mounts
As Americans turn against artificial intelligence, AI companies are building programs to surveil and identify troublemakers in advance. ... The post AI Predictive Crime Programs Take Shape As Public Opposition Mounts appeared first on The New American .
House tees up vote on Russia sanctions bill, but prospects for passage are uncertain
The House is expected to take up a punishing Russian sanctions package next week, though prospects of passage are uncertain despite the overwhelming support the bill received in the Senate
Feminism is the source of the murder of over 60 million unborn babies, as well as the destruction of the family. ... The post Matt Walsh: Feminism Is the Most Destructive Movement in Human History appeared first on The New American .
Global Trade Growth Cut Nearly in Half as Hormuz Choke Point Grinds Traffic to a Halt
It is projected that world merchandise trade growth will fall from about 4.7 percent in 2025 to less than 2.5 percent in 2026. ... The post Global Trade Growth Cut Nearly in Half as Hormuz Choke Point Grinds Traffic to a Halt appeared first on The New American .
Remembering Rick Rescorla, Vietnam War Hero Who Sacrificed His Life on 9/11 to Save Almost 3,000
Rick Rescorla, the Vietnam War hero who died after saving nearly 3,000 people on 9/11, knew it was coming. ... The post Remembering Rick Rescorla, Vietnam War Hero Who Sacrificed His Life on 9/11 to Save Almost 3,000 appeared first on The New American .
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
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Wired For Performance: The Cutting-Edge Tech Of NFL Uniforms
Onion Sports examines the incredible engineering in today's NFL gear. The post Wired For Performance: The Cutting-Edge Tech Of NFL Uniforms appeared first on The Onion .
Trump commemorates the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks at the Pentagon
President Donald Trump marked the 25th anniversary of the September 11 attacks at the Pentagon. He honored the nearly 3,000 lives lost and spoke of American resolve. Vice President JD Vance attended the New York observance with former presidents. A victim's wife criticized Saudi Arabia's relationship with the United States. Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth connected the attacks to the war with Iran.
Afghan woman whose case was the first for a long-dormant court has been deported, officials say
The Justice Department says an Afghan woman who was accused of supporting an Islamic State-inspired plot in the United States and whose case was the first for an obscure and long-dormant court has been deported
13-year-old coders water campaign reaches 1 million people, saves 20 million gallons
Trump administration lends $100M to US-owned cell phone network in Africa to expand American tech
25 Years Later, Nation Still Miffed
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Australia Bans AI Music From Charts
Australias record industry banned music made entirely using AI from officially charting, responding to a version of Madonnas Like a Prayer produced using AI-generated vocals and drums which charted for 16 weeks. What do you think? The post Australia Bans AI Music From Charts appeared first on The Onion .
What To Know About The 2026 Emmys
The 78th Primetime Emmy Awards will air on Monday. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this years ceremony. Q: Whos most likely to win? A: Taylor Dearden is a favorite for Outstanding Attempt To Hide Youre A Cranston. Q: What happens if someones speech goes too long? A: They have to go [] The post What To Know About The 2026 Emmys appeared first on The Onion .
Woman Sleeps Her Way To Top Of Family
GALENA, ILCalling the woman a desperate slut who hadnt put in a hard days work in her life, an anonymous source told reporters Monday that local mother Tara Grunsen had only attained a senior role in her family because she had slept her way to the top.I hate to say it, but the sole reason [] The post Woman Sleeps Her Way To Top Of Family appeared first on The Onion .
MLB Attempts To Increase Fan Engagement By Providing Ball With Emotional Backstory
NEW YORKIn an effort to deepen viewer connection to the on-field product, Major League Baseball officials announced Tuesday a new fan-engagement initiative in which every ball introduced into play would be accompanied by a rich emotional backstory explaining its personal stakes, motivations, and tragic past.We believe fans will be far more invested in a 96-mph [] The post MLB Attempts To Increase Fan Engagement By Providing Ball With Emotional Backstory appeared first on The Onion .
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn
SAVANNAH, GAIn remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Fridays game to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks with a solemn performance of Macarena. With the Grayson Stadium lights dimmed and footage of a [] The post Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn Macarena Performance appeared first on The Onion .
Instead of managing billions, Warren Buffetts son Howard Buffett chose farming
US court says Mississippi residents have no right to lead-free water
A federal appeals court has determined that the US Constitution does not explicitly provide a right to clean drinking water. Residents of Jackson residents claimed their city was aware of unsafe water conditions but chose to mislead them. Although the court acknowledged the severity of these claims, it denied the establishment of a constitutional right to safe water and pointed to different legal recourses.
After husbands death, she ensured their 215 acres stay protected
A San Francisco house worth $4.4 million changed hands through disputed deeds in little over a year
In the 1950s, Hugo Meyer bought abandoned Vermont farms; his family has protected 18,000+ acres
Former AT&T worker accused of SIM-swap scheme targeting $600,000 from victims
Scientist surveying California creek finds 10,000-year-old mastodon tooth
While investigating a creek for frogs, a scientist stumbled upon a remarkable ancient mastodon tooth, estimated to be over ten thousand years old. Paleontologists have confirmed its belonging to a long-extinct species of Pacific mastodon. The fossil will soon be analyzed at Stanford University to determine its precise age, establishing a fascinating connection between today's conservation initiatives and the ancient ecosystems of California.
Dating to 1898, Nipomo's oldest church donated after 128 years to become a community hub
1,700 passengers boarded an Alaska cruise, only for Royal Caribbean to cancel it two days later
Tourists should skip Kauai for now as it recovers from Hurricane Lowell, officials say
Tourism officials are asking visitors to steer clear of one of Hawaiis most picturesque islands during recovery from the latest tropical storm to thrash the state
Trial remains elusive for purported mastermind accused of plotting 9/11 attacks
Two decades after U.S. authorities locked Khalid Sheikh Mohammed away at a military detention center in Cuba, the purported mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks sometimes seems barely any closer to being put on trial than the day he arrived
Trump to commemorate 25th anniversary of 9/11 attacks at the Pentagon
President Donald Trump is set to observe the 25th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks by attending the Pentagon's ceremony Friday
Vermont town opens 1976 time capsule with a joint and birth-control packaging
Congressional map changes triggered frustration more than confusion for some voters
Rapid changes in Missouri's political map confused voters about which congressional district they would have been in
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
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Man put to death for killing linked to Hog Trail Murders in Florida
Man put to death for killing linked to Hog Trail Murders in Floridas 15th execution this year
Ex-Venezuelan first lady Cilia Flores seeks release from jail, citing heart ailment
Venezuelas former first lady wants to be let out of jail while she and her husband await trial on U.S. drug trafficking charges
Body camera video offers a rare look inside an immigration raid at a NY factory
Body camera footage of immigration arrests at a snack-food factory in upstate New York offers a rare glimpse inside a workplace immigration raid
Explosive Report Suggests Mitch McConnell
A recent report suggests that the wife one of the longest serving United States senators may be a Chinese spy. ... The post Explosive Report Suggests Mitch McConnells Wife Is a CCP Agent appeared first on The New American .
Texas engineer collects 5,000 condiment packets, including a 1950 toothpaste sachet
San Francisco mansion was demolished; its 22-acre estate later became a park
Bombshell Report Reveals Netanyahu Had Advanced Warning Of Oct. 7 Attacks
An explosive report revealed that the United Arab Emirates warned Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu about an imminent attack by Hamas 10 days before Oct. 7, with Netanyahu reportedly dismissing the threat that would end up destabilizing the region. What do you think? The post Bombshell Report Reveals Netanyahu Had Advanced Warning Of Oct. 7 Attacks appeared first on The Onion .
Elon Musk wants to raise awareness that the Democrats are still bent on changing childrens sexual packaging. ... The post Musk Warns of Dem Trans Threat and Is Opening a $100 Million Midterm Fight by Exposing It appeared first on The New American .
Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets
Millions of Americans will embark on summer vacations this year. Reporters for The Onion asked stars to share their own warm weather plans. The post Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets appeared first on The Onion .
EDINBURGH, SCOTLANDTouting the gameplay element as the ultimate immersive experience, Rockstar Games announced Thursday that a new hyperrealistic Grand Theft Auto VI feature would force players to serve out prison sentences in real time. GTA VI is powered by a highly advanced gaming engine that actually sentences players to five to 10 years at a [] The post Hyperrealistic GTA VI Feature Makes Players Serve Out Prison Sentences In Real Time appeared first on The Onion .
Trump Claims 9/11 Attacks Happening Every Day In Democratic Cities
WASHINGTONSaying the tragic events of 25 years ago were just the beginning in the nations blue states, President Donald Trump claimed Thursday that 9/11 attacks were happening every single day in Democratic cities. You go to Seattle or Minneapolis or any of those other crime-ridden hellholes, and youre gonna see planes smashing into skyscrapers constantly, [] The post Trump Claims 9/11 Attacks Happening Every Day In Democratic Cities appeared first on The Onion .
US shooting: 4 people shot inside North Carolina home as cops rush to scene
N Carolina man loses health cover after one missed payment, cancels treatment
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Judge accused of enabling immigrant to escape ICE gets a rare public reprimand
Trump Vows Inflationary $5K Check to Every American if GOP Wins Midterms
President Trump promised to send $5,000 to every American if the Republican Party keeps its majority in Congress. ... The post Trump Vows Inflationary $5K Check to Every American if GOP Wins Midterms appeared first on The New American .
Meet Mateo, 11, guitarist who stunned Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis
US resumes immigrant visa processing for Hungary, Poland while wider pause continues: What it means
Musk, a new documentary about the SpaceX and Tesla CEO by Oscar winner Alex Gibney, premiered at the Venice Film Festival this week. Here is what the film revealed about Elon Musk: Was a bit of a loner as an adult Flew to Belgium in 2012 to undergo cosmetic chest cubing Once made a hibachi [] The post Biggest Revelations From Musk appeared first on The Onion .
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
WASHINGTONSaying America could frankly be more grateful for the enduring image he provided,President Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that he was the previously unidentified Falling Man captured midair in an iconic photograph taken on 9/11. I was on top of the North Tower during the attacks, and after I rescued a couple hundred people, I had [] The post Trump Claims He Was Falling Man appeared first on The Onion .
DSA Moves to Cushy Manhattan Digs While Leaders Rake in Dough
The NYC chapter of the DSA is doing so well its moving into two expensive new offices and giving its co-chairpersons $95,000 salaries. ... The post DSA Moves to Cushy Manhattan Digs While Leaders Rake in Dough appeared first on The New American .
Washington spends $113M to rebuild I-395 Potomac River Bridge
Golden Gate University sells SF campus for $31.6 million; a 46-storey tower is proposed in its place
WASHINGTONRevealing that the humanoid abomination seemed to have used the lubrication from its own body to slip through the bars of its enclosure, officials from the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed Tuesday that a beef tallow homunculus had escaped from their facility. While we have locked down the premises and cleared the surrounding [] The post Beef Tallow Homunculus Escapes From HHS Building appeared first on The Onion .
Linda Westerman, 53, died Sunday but seriously looks so good you cannot even tell that shes dead. The post Linda Westerman appeared first on The Onion .
US unemployment claims dip to 206,000 as layoffs continue to remain rare
Unemployment claims have experienced a modest decline last week, remaining historically low. Companies are reluctant to make layoffs, recalling previous labor shortages. Although job creation continues, it is at a slower rate than during past years. Job growth this year reflects improvement compared to the disappointing statistics of 2025. The job market demonstrates resilience in the face of increasing gasoline prices.
15-year-old found alive on overturned fishing boat after going missing off Alaska
My grandpas name was Dan Singh: Fox anchor Alec Nolan hits back at DHS post targeting Mr Singh
A Pennsylvania family bought a 12-acre farm in 1916; 110 years and four generations later...
Who is Rohit Rohit? Man who stalked woman for months before fatal Sacramento shooting
Giant reed brought to California now doubles or triples wildfire fuel
Giant reed, a plant native to eastern Asia, was introduced to California in the 1820s for roofing material and erosion control. It has since become an invasive weed, growing rapidly and forming dense stands that displace native plants. In Southern Californias Santa Ana River Basin, arundo infestations have almost tripled fire fuel loads and also increased pressure on water resources.
He has no business being in our country: Indian-origin man charged in crash that killed US woman
Tropical Storm Norbert forms in the Pacific Ocean and isn't threatening land
Abandoned Idaho bridge gets a second life as wildlife crossing
Hawaiis 9-foot invasive grass can produce 9,000 seeds per plant and fuel fires
Once celebrated for its grazing benefits, Guinea grass has become a formidable threat to Hawaii's delicate ecosystems. Since its introduction in the 19th century, it has proliferated, reaching impressive heights. This resilient perennial can generate thousands of seeds and rebound swiftly from fires, exacerbating wildfire risks by providing ample fuel across the islands. Its growth pattern serves as a stark reminder of the lasting ecological impact of imported plant species.
Georgia's 1950s farm pond gets $3.1 million makeover after decades of leaks and sediment
Roswell Area Park in Georgia has reopened its 1950s farm pond after a $3.1 million restoration. The project rebuilt the embankment, upgraded stormwater infrastructure, removed decades of sediment, restored the walking trail and added 35 trees and turtle habitat. The pond manages runoff from a 52-acre drainage area.
Baltimore replaces invasive pear with tulip poplar as official tree after 52 years
Baltimore has replaced the Chanticleer pear, its official tree since 1974, with the native tulip poplar after Maryland banned sales of the invasive callery pear. Six native species competed for the title, with residents voting before the winner was announced through a costumed tree race at Cylburn Arboretum attended by hundreds.
Before 9/11, families could walk to airport gates; TSA now brings it back at 13 US airports
Global heat stuck on high. Scientists say August was Earth's hottest month they've measured.
The European climate service Copernicus said the Earth just sweltered through its hottest month on record in August
Man faces execution for 1996 killing connected to 'Hog Trail Murders' in woods
A Florida man convicted in one of a series of suspected killings that became known as the Hog Trail Murders in the 1990s is scheduled to become the states 15th person executed this year
Musks estranged daughter takes aim at father and AI in new fashion campaign
Vivian Wilson, daughter of billionaire Elon Musk, leads a provocative fashion campaign that takes aim at artificial intelligence. The new advertisement humorously highlights the limitations of robots in understanding human emotions. This initiative is particularly significant given her complicated relationship with Musk. Wilson raises alarms about AI's effects on creative employment and the environment while promoting the beauty of human flaws and critically examining AI's expanding footprint.
Man whose 16 grandchildren found living in filth found incompetent to stand trial
An Ohio man has been found incompetent to stand trial after his 16 grandchildren were found living in filthy conditions
Pilot of cargo plane that careened off Miami runway warned it was coming in too fast
One of the pilots of the Amazon cargo plane that careened off a Miami runway and killed five people repeatedly warned they were coming in too fast nearly two minutes ahead of the collision
