Republicans plan big spending to keep Ohio's Senate seat. A bribery scandal adds to their challenges
A political bribery scandal in Ohio is shadowing Jon Husted this election year
3 students, 2 others shot along nightlife district near the University of Iowa, authorities say
Authorities in Iowa say three University of Iowa students have been wounded in a shooting that erupted in a nightlife district near campus
Wisconsin authorities put total arrests from clashes at beagle breeding facility at about 25
Authorities say around 25 protesters were arrested as about 1,000 animal welfare activists tried to enter a beagle breeding and research facility in Wisconsin
Paul Revere's midnight ride to be reenacted but in broad daylight and with a police escort
The historic midnight ride of Paul Revere is set to be reenacted Monday but with some modern-day tweaks: It will be run in the middle of the day, and the horse and rider will have a police escort
Four candidates for UN secretary-general audition this week. That's far fewer than in 2016
Four candidates are vying to become the next United Nations Secretary-General. This selection process unfolds in a world marked by deep divisions and a weakened UN. The candidates will face questions from member nations. The race is less crowded than a decade ago, reflecting current geopolitical realities. The United Nations faces challenges in maintaining global peace and security.
Los Angeles woman arrested on Iranian arms trafficking charge
She was arrested on suspicion of helping Iran traffic weapons to Sudan.
FBI, DOJ scrambling to rebuild after being depleted by resignations and firings
Some current and former officials see a lowering of long-accepted standards.
Why I'm recommending last year's phones over 2026 models - with one exception
Older models, like the Google Pixel 10 and Samsung Galaxy S25 Plus, are now more appealing than ever. Here's why.
This powerful Gemini setting made my AI results way more personal and accurate
I enabled Personal Intelligence, connected my Google apps, and now Gemini guesses what I want without me saying it.
The US backs a South Africa project to extract rare earths despite a diplomatic clash
A U.S.-backed project in South Africa aims to extract rare earth minerals from industrial waste as part of a Trump administration priority to reduce reliance on China
After testing this HP laptop, I get why its 'boring' design is adored by business users
HP's ZBook 8 G1i eschews a breezy build and marathon battery for a traditional business workstation approach.
Carville Tells Democrats: Keep QUIET on Your Plan to Seize Permanent Power
Regarding his plan for permanent Democratic Party power, political strategist James Carville tells Dems: Dont talk about it. Just do it. ... The post Carville Tells Democrats: Keep QUIET on Your Plan to Seize Permanent Power appeared first on The New American .
Tear gas, pepper spray and arrests as protesters try to storm a Wisconsin beagle lab
Hundreds of animal rights protesters tried to enter a research facility.
What consumers can do as the Iran war impacts the cost and availability of flights
As the U.S. and Israels war with Iran squeezes global oil supplies, travelers have valid reasons to worry about the cost and availability of flights as they plan their late spring and summer trips
The best TV antenna of 2026: Expert tested
An indoor or outdoor TV antenna gives you access to dozens of free, local news, sports, and entertainment channels so you can say goodbye to pricey cable contracts and subscriptions.
States eulogize Charlie Kirk with new laws promoting religion and free speech
A new law named after Charlie Kirk is encouraging Tennessee teachers to include the positive impacts of religion in American history classes
Weapons-grade chemical carfentanil surges as dangerous substitute for fentanyl
Carfentanil has experienced a drastic resurgence across the U.S., causing hundreds of unsuspecting drug users to overdose
Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New Juno Position
INDIO, CAGenerating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday in a horrific new position for her song Juno. Have you ever tried this one? the singer said in an uncharacteristically cold, distorted voice, lowering herself to the stage and contorting [] The post Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New Juno Position appeared first on The Onion .
US and Cuban officials met recently in Havana amid new diplomatic push
An American delegation has met recently with Cuban government officials in the island nation
LA to pay $11.8M to man blinded by police projectile during Dodgers celebration
The city of Los Angeles must pay $11.8 million to a 27-year-old who was blinded by a projectile fired by police officers while he was celebrating the Dodgers 2020 World Series win
Roommates of man accused of killing 2 say dispute preceded the Atlanta-area attacks
Authorities have charged Olaolukitan Adon Abel with killing two people and injuring another in the Atlanta area
Your old iPad or Android tablet can be your new smart home panel - here's how
Do you have an old tablet tucked away in a drawer somewhere? It's easy to turn it into a control panel for your smart home devices.
2 Alaska-based soldiers injured in encounter with brown bear during training exercise
Two U.S. Army soldiers have been injured after encountering a brown bear during training in Anchorage
Will the GOP Civil War End the Neoconservatism Ruse?
The GOP is going through a civil war. And neocon media elements are bemoaning that there is no Bill Buckley to save the day for them. ... The post Will the GOP Civil War End the Neoconservatism Ruse? appeared first on The New American .
Apple's original AirTag still tracks effectively, and you can get a 4-pack for its best price ever
The AirTag Gen 1 isn't the latest and greatest anymore, but it still offers reliable Bluetooth tracking at almost half the cost of the newer Gen 2 model.
Unfit to Govern: We Need a 25th Amendment for the American Police State
Unlike the presidency, there is no 25th Amendment for the police state. Or is there? The answer is vigilance and constitutional resistance. ... The post Unfit to Govern: We Need a 25th Amendment for the American Police State appeared first on The New American .
Pilot says Hawaii tour helicopter vibrated and spun before crash killed 3
The pilot of a helicopter that crashed on a sightseeing flight off the Hawaiian island of Kauai last month, killing three passengers, has told investigators that the aircraft underwent a series of intense vibrations and entered a spin before plunging i...
1 million bees make for bumper-to-buzzer traffic on a Tennessee highway ramp
About 1 million bees temporarily took over an interstate exit ramp in East Tennessee after a beekeepers truck crashed and set them loose
Ex-NYPD sergeant freed from jail while he appeals his conviction for deadly cooler throw
A judge has ruled that a former New York City police sergeant can stay out of jail while he appeals his manslaughter conviction for tossing a picnic cooler at a fleeing suspect who then crashed his motorized scooter and died
Coast Guard searching in Pacific for 6 after losing contact with boat following Typhoon Sinlaku
The U.S. Coast Guard is searching for six people after losing contact with their disabled boat off the coast of Guam following Typhoon Sinlaku
T-Mobile will give you an iPad for $99 when you sign up for a new line - here's how
Scoop up the base model iPad for under $100 at T-Mobile. Here's what to know.
Judge sides with Arizona election official in ruling that has implications for midterms voting
Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
WASHINGTONIn what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours before the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon caused the [] The post Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday appeared first on The Onion .
How to qualify for Apple's education discount - and get a $499 MacBook Neo for school
Apple's budget MacBook Neo is affordable, but if you're an educator or student, you can get one for even less.
T-Mobile will give you a Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 for free - how to get yours
Get a free Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 at T-Mobile right now when you add a new watch line to your mobile plan - or save $300 on the Apple Watch Series 11.
Tips For Getting Better Haircuts
Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like. Tell your stylist what you want and, more importantly, what youre willing to do to their family if you dont get it. [] The post Tips For Getting Better Haircuts appeared first on The Onion .
Prolonged AI use can be hazardous to your health and work: 4 ways to stay safe
AI is a great tool for small, well-defined tasks, but maintain a healthy skepticism and avoid falling down a rabbit hole.
Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of Girls
LOS ANGELESAccusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the Force on the set of the HBO series Girls. It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend suddenly begins shooting lightning out of [] The post Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of Girls appeared first on The Onion .
Verizon will give you a free iPad or Apple Watch with your next iPhone - how the deal works
The latest Verizon deal lets you choose either the A16 iPad or a recent Apple Watch model for free with select Unlimited mobile plans.
UPS plane aborts landing after small plane crosses its runway in latest close call
A UPS cargo plane had to abort its landing in Louisville earlier this week when a small plane crossed the runway just as it approached
The best laptops of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
We've tested dozens of laptops over the last year, but there are some clear winners in each of our different categories. Here's our top picks so far from 2026.
I retested Apple AirTags after 5 years - how they compare to Bluetooth tracker rivals
AirTags were released in April 2021, and since then it's never been easier to find your lost gear. Five years later, here's how they hold up.
Mounted New York police officer and his horse corner suspected purse snatcher
A suspected purse snatcher was rounded up after being chased through the streets of Manhattan by a mounted New York police office and his horse
TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think? The post TMZ Launches D.C. Bureau appeared first on The Onion .
Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue
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Communism Is Sneaking Up on Us Americans; In Fact, Its Nipping at Our Heels
A 2025 poll found that 62 percent of Gen Zers (ages 19-30) like socialism and 34 percent have a positive view of communism. ... The post Communism Is Sneaking Up on Us Americans; In Fact, Its Nipping at Our Heels appeared first on The New American .
The best Kindles in 2026: Expert recommended
A Kindle condenses a library of books into a handheld device, making reading convenient and uber-portable. Here are our top Kindle reading tablet picks for 2026.
Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds
INDIO, CAExpressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachellas second weekend had been canceled after drugs were found on the grounds of the festival. After discovering what we believe to be illegal substances within the bounds of Empire Polo Club, we have made [] The post Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds appeared first on The Onion .
In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, sustainable shoes and become an AI infrastructure company. What do you think? The post Allbirds Pivots To AI appeared first on The Onion .
Boston Marathon 2026: Check latest expected race conditions, date, route and weather forecast
The 130th Boston Marathon will take place on April 20, continuing its legacy as the worlds oldest annual marathon. Over 30,000 runners from more than 130 countries are expected to race the 26.2-mile route from Hopkinton to Boston. With stable, cool weather forecast and strong winds possible, the event also carries major economic and charitable impact across the city.
Does Best Buy price match? Everything to know about matching prices online and in-store
Here's what you need to know about Best Buy's price-matching policy.
LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children
LOS ANGELESSeeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated to reporters Friday which of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates are and are not, in fact, his children. Bronny James is the only blood relative I have on the team, and a helpful way to remember [] The post LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children appeared first on The Onion .
All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free
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Zoe Peters died at 76 from a heart attack, assuming the medical examiner accepts her husbands bribe. The post Zoe Peters appeared first on The Onion .
Netflix cofounder and chairman Reed Hastings to step down from board of directors
Netflix cofounder and chairman Reed Hastings will step down from the streaming service's board of directors in June when his term expires, the company said on Thursday
Man with AR-style pistol arrested at Aetna's Connecticut headquarters without incident
Police say a man carrying a backpack with an AR-style pistol inside has been arrested after walking into Aetna's headquarters in Connecticut
Navy Reservist arrested, accused of fleeing to Hong Kong after wife's body found in Virginia freezer
Authorities say a man accused of fleeing to Hong Kong after his wifes body was found in a freezer in their Virginia apartment has been apprehended
The best WordPress hosting services of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
We tested the best WordPress hosting services that make website management a breeze, with no coding experience required.
The best Apple Watch of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
We tested every Apple Watch model on the market to help you decide which is best for your life and routine.
The best TV screen cleaners of 2026: Expert recommended
We found the best cleaning solutions for removing dust, smudges, and fingerprints from your TV and other electronics without damaging delicate components or screens.
The best 50-inch TVs of 2026: Expert tested
We tested the best 50-inch TVs from brands like Sony and Hisense to help you find the perfect fit for your smaller space - we even looked at outdoor TVs for cookouts and backyard parties to find the top performers.
For sale: Illinois house where George Harrison visited his sister before Beatlemania
In September 1963, before Beatlemania, George Harrison visited his sister in the southern Illinois town of Benton
Man accused of killing Charlie Kirk pushes to ban cameras from court
The man accused of killing Charlie Kirk wants a judge to ban cameras from the courtroom and says live broadcasts of the prosecution are violating his right to a fair trial
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still earning rap music royalties, tax filings show
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still earning royalties from his past career as a multilingual rapper
DNA proves remains found in the Columbia River are of a family missing since 1958
Oregon authorities have identified the remains found in a car in the Columbia River as those of an Oregon family missing since 1958
Trump expected to nominate Cameron Hamilton to lead FEMA after his firing last year
President Donald Trump has offered Cameron Hamilton the role of the Federal Emergency Management Agency's permanent administrator
A Venezuelan doctor in ICE custody misses husband's asylum interview after being detained at airport
A Venezuelan attends an asylum interview in Southern California while his wife, a doctor, is detained in Texas
Trump rails against court decision that once again stalls his White House ballroom project
President Donald Trump has railed against a federal judges decision that continues to block above-ground construction of a $400 million White House ballroom
I traded my Sonos Era 300 for Denon's new home speaker - and see no reason to go back
The Denon Home 400 is a worthy competitor to Sonos' Era 300, with upgraded hardware, software, and a fresh look.
I found the apps slowing down my PC - how to kill the biggest memory hogs
'SysMain' was draining my computer's background memory. Here's how to find the biggest culprits behind your sluggish PC.
These companies are actually upskilling their workers for AI - here's how they do it
Business leaders explain why they're still hiring for entry-level jobs, how they're investing in employees, and what's working so far.
Get a free pair of Meta Ray-Bans with this Verizon Fios Home internet deal - how to redeem it
When you sign up for - or switch to - one of these Verizon Fios home internet plans, you'll get a pair of Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses absolutely free.
Todays Schools Hurt Black Students More Than the KKK Ever Could
According to a New York teacher, Black male students are hurt the most by lowered academic expectations. And those expectations are very low. ... The post Todays Schools Hurt Black Students More Than the KKK Ever Could appeared first on The New American .
President Trumps Truth Social meme of himself supposedly as Jesus Christ continues to provoke criticism from his former top supporters. ... The post Fallout Over Trumps Meme Depicting Himself as Jesus Christ Continues: MTG, Franklin Graham, Tucker Carlson Weigh In. appeared first on The New American .
I tried the new Gemini app for Mac - and it's better than the website in one big way
Beyond being quick and convenient, Google's Gemini app can access and analyze the content in any window you share from your Mac desktop. Here's why that's so useful.
Former Va. Lt. Gov. Murders Wife, Commits Suicide
Justin Fairfax, whose rise to Va. governor was stopped by accusations of sexual assault in 2019, murdered his wife and shot himself last night. ... The post Former Va. Lt. Gov. Murders Wife, Commits Suicide appeared first on The New American .
Sure, Nation Wont Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry
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Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
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How Google's updated AI Mode will ease your tab clutter when you search
With the new AI Mode, any search result you visit opens side-by-side with your search window so you can more easily view them together.
Why this MagSafe battery pack is our readers' favorite model right now - especially at its price
Torras' MiniMag Power Bank is the slimmest and sleekest MagSafe battery pack I've tested, and readers love it.
T-Mobile will give you a Google Pixel 10a for free - plus an extra gift
Get the impressive Pixel 10a for free at T-Mobile, along with a pair of Google Pixel Buds 2a at no extra cost. Here's what to know.
White House Doctor: The President Has Very Strong Nipples
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Severe storms continue to produce heavy rain, lightning and flooding across parts of US
Storms barreling across the heart of the United States continue to threaten rain and pose flooding risks after causing at least one death when a man apparently was struck by lightning in Wisconsin
OpenAI's Codex Desktop can run your computer now - and has its own browser
From coding tool to productivity powerhouse, Codex Desktop adds computer control, automation memory, and plugin support. But can it replace traditional software?
Want to build a startup that gets acquired? This founder shares 5 proven tips
Jem Walters built and sold a fintech app called Snoop. Here are the choices he made and would do again for success.
Whether you're on the job hunt or not, regularly polishing your LinkedIn profile is worth the effort. Here's why.
What To Know About Euphoria Season 3
After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama. Q: Which members of the cast are returning? A: Willingly, none of them. Q: How many episodes will there be? A: This season will make [] The post What To Know About Euphoria Season 3 appeared first on The Onion .
I've used Dell's new XPS 16 for a week, and it's the Windows laptop to beat in 2026
Dell's XPS 16 screams 'Premium laptop' thanks to its sleek design, OLED screen, and powerful hardware.
