The best TV antenna of 2026: Expert tested
An indoor or outdoor TV antenna gives you access to dozens of free, local news, sports, and entertainment channels so you can say goodbye to pricey cable contracts and subscriptions.
States eulogize Charlie Kirk with new laws promoting religion and free speech
A new law named after Charlie Kirk is encouraging Tennessee teachers to include the positive impacts of religion in American history classes
Weapons-grade chemical carfentanil surges as dangerous substitute for fentanyl
Carfentanil has experienced a drastic resurgence across the U.S., causing hundreds of unsuspecting drug users to overdose
Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New Juno Position
INDIO, CAGenerating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday in a horrific new position for her song Juno. Have you ever tried this one? the singer said in an uncharacteristically cold, distorted voice, lowering herself to the stage and contorting [] The post Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New Juno Position appeared first on The Onion .
US and Cuban officials met recently in Havana amid new diplomatic push
An American delegation has met recently with Cuban government officials in the island nation
LA to pay $11.8M to man blinded by police projectile during Dodgers celebration
The city of Los Angeles must pay $11.8 million to a 27-year-old who was blinded by a projectile fired by police officers while he was celebrating the Dodgers 2020 World Series win
Your old iPad or Android tablet can be your new smart home panel - here's how
Do you have an old tablet tucked away in a drawer somewhere? It's easy to turn it into a control panel for your smart home devices.
Trump Again Targets Joe Kent, Who Says Aid to Israel Must Be Cut for Iran Peace Deal to Work
President Donald Trump attacked former U.S. counterterrorism chief Joe Kent again yesterday, calling him low IQ and a loser. ... The post Trump Again Targets Joe Kent, Who Says Aid to Israel Must Be Cut for Iran Peace Deal to Work appeared first on The New American .
2 Alaska-based soldiers injured in encounter with brown bear during training exercise
Two U.S. Army soldiers have been injured after encountering a brown bear during training in Anchorage
Will the GOP Civil War End the Neoconservatism Ruse?
The GOP is going through a civil war. And neocon media elements are bemoaning that there is no Bill Buckley to save the day for them. ... The post Will the GOP Civil War End the Neoconservatism Ruse? appeared first on The New American .
Apple's original AirTag still tracks effectively, and you can get a 4-pack for its best price ever
The AirTag Gen 1 isn't the latest and greatest anymore, but it still offers reliable Bluetooth tracking at almost half the cost of the newer Gen 2 model.
Unfit to Govern: We Need a 25th Amendment for the American Police State
Unlike the presidency, there is no 25th Amendment for the police state. Or is there? The answer is vigilance and constitutional resistance. ... The post Unfit to Govern: We Need a 25th Amendment for the American Police State appeared first on The New American .
Pilot says Hawaii tour helicopter vibrated and spun before crash killed 3
The pilot of a helicopter that crashed on a sightseeing flight off the Hawaiian island of Kauai last month, killing three passengers, has told investigators that the aircraft underwent a series of intense vibrations and entered a spin before plunging i...
1 million bees make for bumper-to-buzzer traffic on a Tennessee highway ramp
About 1 million bees temporarily took over an interstate exit ramp in East Tennessee after a beekeepers truck crashed and set them loose
Coast Guard searching in Pacific for 6 after losing contact with boat following Typhoon Sinlaku
The U.S. Coast Guard is searching for six people after losing contact with their disabled boat off the coast of Guam following Typhoon Sinlaku
Iran Reopens Strait; Israel-Lebanon Ceasefire Begins; Oil Prices Plummet, Stock Market Surges
Israel has agreed to stop bombing Lebanon for 10 days, and Iran has reopened the Strait of Hormuz to all commercial traffic. ... The post Iran Reopens Strait; Israel-Lebanon Ceasefire Begins; Oil Prices Plummet, Stock Market Surges appeared first on The New American .
T-Mobile will give you an iPad for $99 when you sign up for a new line - here's how
Scoop up the base model iPad for under $100 at T-Mobile. Here's what to know.
Judge sides with Arizona election official in ruling that has implications for midterms voting
Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
WASHINGTONIn what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours before the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon caused the [] The post Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday appeared first on The Onion .
How to qualify for Apple's education discount - and get a $499 MacBook Neo for school
Apple's budget MacBook Neo is affordable, but if you're an educator or student, you can get one for even less.
T-Mobile will give you a Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 for free - how to get yours
Get a free Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 at T-Mobile right now when you add a new watch line to your mobile plan - or save $300 on the Apple Watch Series 11.
Tips For Getting Better Haircuts
Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like. Tell your stylist what you want and, more importantly, what youre willing to do to their family if you dont get it. [] The post Tips For Getting Better Haircuts appeared first on The Onion .
Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of Girls
LOS ANGELESAccusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the Force on the set of the HBO series Girls. It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend suddenly begins shooting lightning out of [] The post Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of Girls appeared first on The Onion .
George Foreman laid to rest in Iowa, drawn by a peaceful 1988 visit
Boxing legend George Foreman, who passed away in March 2025, chose to be buried in Sioux City, Iowa
Verizon will give you a free iPad or Apple Watch with your next iPhone - how the deal works
The latest Verizon deal lets you choose either the A16 iPad or a recent Apple Watch model for free with select Unlimited mobile plans.
UPS plane aborts landing after small plane crosses its runway in latest close call
A UPS cargo plane had to abort its landing in Louisville earlier this week when a small plane crossed the runway just as it approached
The best laptops of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
We've tested dozens of laptops over the last year, but there are some clear winners in each of our different categories. Here's our top picks so far from 2026.
I retested Apple AirTags after 5 years - how they compare to Bluetooth tracker rivals
AirTags were released in April 2021, and since then it's never been easier to find your lost gear. Five years later, here's how they hold up.
Mounted New York police officer and his horse corner suspected purse snatcher
A suspected purse snatcher was rounded up after being chased through the streets of Manhattan by a mounted New York police office and his horse
TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think? The post TMZ Launches D.C. Bureau appeared first on The Onion .
Communism Is Sneaking Up on Us Americans; In Fact, Its Nipping at Our Heels
A 2025 poll found that 62 percent of Gen Zers (ages 19-30) like socialism and 34 percent have a positive view of communism. ... The post Communism Is Sneaking Up on Us Americans; In Fact, Its Nipping at Our Heels appeared first on The New American .
I ditched my iPhone's hotspot for this 5G travel router - and I'm never going back
The Acer Connect M6E mobile hotspot is just better in almost every way.
The best Kindles in 2026: Expert recommended
A Kindle condenses a library of books into a handheld device, making reading convenient and uber-portable. Here are our top Kindle reading tablet picks for 2026.
Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds
INDIO, CAExpressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachellas second weekend had been canceled after drugs were found on the grounds of the festival. After discovering what we believe to be illegal substances within the bounds of Empire Polo Club, we have made [] The post Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds appeared first on The Onion .
In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, sustainable shoes and become an AI infrastructure company. What do you think? The post Allbirds Pivots To AI appeared first on The Onion .
Boston Marathon 2026: Check latest expected race conditions, date, route and weather forecast
The 130th Boston Marathon will take place on April 20, continuing its legacy as the worlds oldest annual marathon. Over 30,000 runners from more than 130 countries are expected to race the 26.2-mile route from Hopkinton to Boston. With stable, cool weather forecast and strong winds possible, the event also carries major economic and charitable impact across the city.
Does Best Buy price match? Everything to know about matching prices online and in-store
Here's what you need to know about Best Buy's price-matching policy.
Zoe Peters died at 76 from a heart attack, assuming the medical examiner accepts her husbands bribe. The post Zoe Peters appeared first on The Onion .
All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free
The post All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free appeared first on The Onion .
Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger
THOMASVILLE, GAParalyzed by the weight of the choice before him, local man Sam Corrigan reportedly spent several agonizing minutes Monday deciding which of his shirts was worthy of the single wooden hanger he owns.I meanit should probably be something with a collar, right? said Corrigan, quietly holding up a nice $60 button-up he got on [] The post Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger appeared first on The Onion .
LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children
LOS ANGELESSeeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated to reporters Friday which of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates are and are not, in fact, his children. Bronny James is the only blood relative I have on the team, and a helpful way to remember [] The post LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children appeared first on The Onion .
Netflix cofounder and chairman Reed Hastings to step down from board of directors
Netflix cofounder and chairman Reed Hastings will step down from the streaming service's board of directors in June when his term expires, the company said on Thursday
Man with AR-style pistol arrested at Aetna's Connecticut headquarters without incident
Police say a man carrying a backpack with an AR-style pistol inside has been arrested after walking into Aetna's headquarters in Connecticut
Navy Reservist arrested, accused of fleeing to Hong Kong after wife's body found in Virginia freezer
Authorities say a man accused of fleeing to Hong Kong after his wifes body was found in a freezer in their Virginia apartment has been apprehended
The best WordPress hosting services of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
We tested the best WordPress hosting services that make website management a breeze, with no coding experience required.
The best Apple Watch of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
We tested every Apple Watch model on the market to help you decide which is best for your life and routine.
The best 50-inch TVs of 2026: Expert tested
We tested the best 50-inch TVs from brands like Sony and Hisense to help you find the perfect fit for your smaller space - we even looked at outdoor TVs for cookouts and backyard parties to find the top performers.
House extends surveillance powers until April 30 after late-night revolt sinks GOP plan
Lawmakers scrambled back to the Capitol as Democrats blasted the process, with many members flipping through pages of the bill on the floor as votes began
For sale: Illinois house where George Harrison visited his sister before Beatlemania
In September 1963, before Beatlemania, George Harrison visited his sister in the southern Illinois town of Benton
Man accused of killing Charlie Kirk pushes to ban cameras from court
The man accused of killing Charlie Kirk wants a judge to ban cameras from the courtroom and says live broadcasts of the prosecution are violating his right to a fair trial
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still earning rap music royalties, tax filings show
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still earning royalties from his past career as a multilingual rapper
DNA proves remains found in the Columbia River are of a family missing since 1958
Oregon authorities have identified the remains found in a car in the Columbia River as those of an Oregon family missing since 1958
Trump expected to nominate Cameron Hamilton to lead FEMA after his firing last year
President Donald Trump has offered Cameron Hamilton the role of the Federal Emergency Management Agency's permanent administrator
A Venezuelan doctor in ICE custody misses husband's asylum interview after being detained at airport
A Venezuelan attends an asylum interview in Southern California while his wife, a doctor, is detained in Texas
I traded my Sonos Era 300 for Denon's new home speaker - and see no reason to go back
The Denon Home 400 is a worthy competitor to Sonos' Era 300, with upgraded hardware, software, and a fresh look.
AI-powered website builders have come a long way - here's your best option in 2026
Last year, the best we could say about AI website builders is they had potential. This year, we found some that can actually do the job.
I found the apps slowing down my PC - how to kill the biggest memory hogs
'SysMain' was draining my computer's background memory. Here's how to find the biggest culprits behind your sluggish PC.
These companies are actually upskilling their workers for AI - here's how they do it
Business leaders explain why they're still hiring for entry-level jobs, how they're investing in employees, and what's working so far.
Get a free pair of Meta Ray-Bans with this Verizon Fios Home internet deal - how to redeem it
When you sign up for - or switch to - one of these Verizon Fios home internet plans, you'll get a pair of Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses absolutely free.
Todays Schools Hurt Black Students More Than the KKK Ever Could
According to a New York teacher, Black male students are hurt the most by lowered academic expectations. And those expectations are very low. ... The post Todays Schools Hurt Black Students More Than the KKK Ever Could appeared first on The New American .
President Trumps Truth Social meme of himself supposedly as Jesus Christ continues to provoke criticism from his former top supporters. ... The post Fallout Over Trumps Meme Depicting Himself as Jesus Christ Continues: MTG, Franklin Graham, Tucker Carlson Weigh In. appeared first on The New American .
I tried the new Gemini app for Mac - and it's better than the website in one big way
Beyond being quick and convenient, Google's Gemini app can access and analyze the content in any window you share from your Mac desktop. Here's why that's so useful.
Sure, Nation Wont Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry
The post Sure, Nation Wont Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry appeared first on The Onion .
Google's Pixel 10 is now 30% off on Amazon for a limited time
The Pixel 10 drops to $549, delivering flagship performance and a great camera system at a new low price.
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
The post Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas appeared first on The Onion .
How Google's updated AI Mode will ease your tab clutter when you search
With the new AI Mode, any search result you visit opens side-by-side with your search window so you can more easily view them together.
Why this MagSafe battery pack is our readers' favorite model right now - especially at its price
Torras' MiniMag Power Bank is the slimmest and sleekest MagSafe battery pack I've tested, and readers love it.
T-Mobile will give you a Google Pixel 10a for free - plus an extra gift
Get the impressive Pixel 10a for free at T-Mobile, along with a pair of Google Pixel Buds 2a at no extra cost. Here's what to know.
White House Doctor: The President Has Very Strong Nipples
The post White House Doctor: The President Has Very Strong Nipples appeared first on The Onion .
OpenAI's Codex Desktop can run your computer now - and has its own browser
From coding tool to productivity powerhouse, Codex Desktop adds computer control, automation memory, and plugin support. But can it replace traditional software?
Want to build a startup that gets acquired? This founder shares 5 proven tips
Jem Walters built and sold a fintech app called Snoop. Here are the choices he made and would do again for success.
Whether you're on the job hunt or not, regularly polishing your LinkedIn profile is worth the effort. Here's why.
What To Know About Euphoria Season 3
After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama. Q: Which members of the cast are returning? A: Willingly, none of them. Q: How many episodes will there be? A: This season will make [] The post What To Know About Euphoria Season 3 appeared first on The Onion .
I've used Dell's new XPS 16 for a week, and it's the Windows laptop to beat in 2026
Dell's XPS 16 screams 'Premium laptop' thanks to its sleek design, OLED screen, and powerful hardware.
You can get 50% off YouTube Premium for 1 year right now - but the deal ends soon
YouTube Premium just got a price hike, but for a limited time, the Individual plan is discounted - and renews at 25% off after this 12-month offer ends.
Tidal vs. Qobuz: I tried both hi-res streaming services, and they couldn't be more different
Both music streaming services cater to fans of high-fidelity audio, but the right choice for you likely lies in the more granular features.
Ethics Journal: Pregnant Girls Should Be Forced to Abort
The authors argue that pregnant girls who resist getting an abortion may equire sedation or physical restraint to undergo the procedure. ... The post Ethics Journal: Pregnant Girls Should Be Forced to Abort appeared first on The New American .
Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today
STANFORD, CACalling it a pretty slow one as far as natural selection and genetic drift were concerned, biologists from Stanford University confirmed Tuesday that not much evolution happened today.According to our observations over the past 24 hours, the vast majority of species on earth have pretty much just been holding steady and staying the course, [] The post Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today appeared first on The Onion .
Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It
ATHENS, GANoting that the dead body was far more handsome than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. I get that they want to sell caskets, but it feels kind of dishonest to put these perfect dead bodies with their ideal facial [] The post Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It appeared first on The Onion .
States Propose Reining In Direct Democracy
The presence of direct democracy illustrates how most modern state constitutions largely do not reflect Americas founding principles. ... The post States Propose Reining In Direct Democracy appeared first on The New American .
Teresa Willis and Brendan Cooks
Nuptials were held at the same convenience store where the bride first threatened to put a bullet in the grooms skull if he didnt empty the fucking register. The post Teresa Willis and Brendan Cooks appeared first on The Onion .
Increased Work Commitments Causing Man To Neglect Alcohol
WATERBURY, CTAdmitting his career had come between him and what mattered most, local man Andrew Tesser confirmed Thursday that mounting work obligations had caused him to seriously neglect his relationship with alcohol.I thought I had it under control, but then I got promoted, and suddenly I was skipping every happy hour to stay late on [] The post Increased Work Commitments Causing Man To Neglect Alcohol appeared first on The Onion .
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves
NEW YORKIn an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collections YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film librarys shelves.Dont tell me youve been using particle board in here, said the 55-year-old woodworker, who frowned, rolled up his sleeves, and began unshelving hundreds [] The post Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves appeared first on The Onion .
US strikes another vessel and kills 3 men it says were trafficking drugs
U.S. military forces have struck a vessel in the Eastern Pacific, killing three men the Pentagon says were trafficking drugs
Gatorade is getting a rebrand targeting non-athletes
Sixty years after it invented sports drinks, Gatorade is making a surprising pivot: Its no longer focusing primarily on athletes
2 men plead not guilty in alleged Islamic State-inspired bomb attempt outside New York mayors home
Two men have pleaded not guilty to charges they brought homemade bombs to an anti-Muslim protest outside New York Citys mayor's home in a failed attempt at a terror attack inspired by the Islamic State group
What to know about Atlanta-area attacks that killed 2, including a federal worker
A man who had immigrated to the U.S. has been charged in a string of deadly attacks in the Atlanta suburbs that quickly drew the attention of President Donald Trumps administration
Astronomers measure the mind-blowing power and speed of black hole jets for the first time
Scientists for the first time have measured the instantaneous mind-blowing power of jets blasting from a black hole
Trump's plan to build a Triumphal Arch gets a hearing before a key federal agency
President Donald Trump's design for the Triumphal Arch he wants to build is up for review by a key federal agency and a possible vote to approve it
