Texas appeals court upholds $619K judgment against beverage company co-owner
'Jackass' star Steve-O turns 44-acre Tennessee ranch into a home for rescued animals
In 2017, Gaten Matarazzo helped form a charity; nine years later, its partners issued 37 care tips
Teslas Cybertruck heads for an exit after years of hype and division
Teslas Cybertruck, the hulking, stainless-steel pickup that inspired devotion and derision with its science-fiction looks, will cease production next year
Tropical Storm Pena forms in the Pacific Ocean south of Hawaii
The U.S. National Hurricane Center says Tropical Storm Pena has formed in the Pacific Ocean
The American Israel Public Affairs Committee took a beating in Tuesdays election, but the $55.3 million it spent on losing candidates wont likely affect its virtual control of Congress. ... The post AIPAC Spent $55 Million This Election Cycle on Losing Candidates, but Will Still Heavily Influence Congress appeared first on The New American .
California condo parking dispute ends after decade; court rejects $292,544 legal fee claim
125-year-old Idaho ranch gets permanent protection
Gavin Newsom Commutes All California Death Sentences
Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) commuted the sentences of all 548 people currently on Californias death row, claiming state-sactioned killing is incompatible with our shared values. What do you think? The post Gavin Newsom Commutes All California Death Sentences appeared first on The Onion .
Louisiana woman's lawsuit over uncle's sale of 300-acre inheritance revived
A Louisiana woman accused her uncle of transferring interests in nearly 300 acres of her late mother's estate to himself and businesses linked to him. More than 23 years after her mother's death, an appeals court revived her claims concerning his handling of the estate but upheld the dismissal of other claims. It also cancelled a $10,000 damages award and ordered further proceedings.
Mad Men star John Slattery joins campaign to protect the world's oceans
Who is Navneet Alag? Meet husband of newly elected Indian-American congresswoman Pia Dandiya
Idaho man paid full property price; court overturns ex-partner's 50% share
Singer Jewel's youth charity reaches 1.6m users with free mental health tools
An algorithm has no face, no responsibility, and no term limits, and is not accountable to the people. ... The post Rule by Algorithm appeared first on The New American .
US mother transfers property to son in 2003; court cancels deed after he refuses to return it
7-year-old sells lemonade for school shoes; officer returns with Adidas surprise
Dad of co-pilot in Learjet crash says her final radio calls showed 'she's tough'
The father of the co-pilot who died along with eight others when her Learjet crashed in Florida feels immense pride when he listens to his daughters heartbreaking final radio transmissions to try to figure out why it plunged from the sky
How the US Navy attempted to deliver 3,000 letters by missile
Judge accepts ex-NFL star Brown's guilty plea to reduced charge, sentences probation
Former NFL star Antonio Brown has pleaded guilty to aggravated assault with a firearm in connection with a 2025 shooting in Miami
Fake GoFundMe raises $5,000 after teen dies in Florida crash
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Google Forces Schools to Choose Between AI and Search as Trump Pushes AI Education
Google, has given schools an ultimatum: Accept artificial intelligence in the classroom or give up the world's dominant search engine. ... The post Google Forces Schools to Choose Between AI and Search as Trump Pushes AI Education appeared first on The New American .
California family wins $8m after neighbour calls autistic boy 'public nuisance'
A California family has won $8 million after a neighbour sued them over the backyard noises made by their autistic son, calling him a public nuisance. The family's lawyers said the boy was never left unsupervised. The mother also claimed the dispute forced them to leave their rental home despite facing higher rent elsewhere.
Show Hope marks 10,000 adoptions across 65 countries, surpassing its founders' original goal
Glistening, Ice-Cold Beer Makes Compelling Case For Losing Custody
COOKEVILLE, TNWith the argument before him appearing completely airtight, local man Ron Bingham told reporters Tuesday that a glistening, ice-cold beer was making a compelling case for him to lose custody of his kid.I was convinced Id do anything to keep parental rights to my precious baby girl, but I gotta say, that impossibly frosty [] The post Glistening, Ice-Cold Beer Makes Compelling Case For Losing Custody appeared first on The Onion .
Tate McRae Reveals If She Stops Dancing She Dies
NEW YORKResponding to the question of what she believed was the biggest misconception the public had about her, pop star Tate McRae revealed to reporters Friday that if she ever stopped dancing she would die. Many people think dancing is my passionit is not, said the Housewife and Sports Car singer, who emphasized that when [] The post Tate McRae Reveals If She Stops Dancing She Dies appeared first on The Onion .
The U.S. military-industrial complex is the largest in the world, supplying arms to countries across the globe. The Onion takes a look at the history of U.S. arms sales. 1790 A farmer in Rhode Island becomes the first American to sell a musket to a cow. 1831 Jebediah Lockheed meets Silas Martin. 1942 Typewriter manufacturers [] The post Timeline Of U.S. Arms Sales appeared first on The Onion .
Uncarved Pumpkin Struggling With Survivor
RALEIGH, NCRacked with shame as it contemplated the fact that it remained unscathed nearly a week after Halloween,a local pumpkin confirmed Friday that it was struggling with survivors guilt. Of all the pumpkins that were murdered and mutilated, why was I the only one spared? said the pumpkin, lamenting the cruel randomness that had left [] The post Uncarved Pumpkin Struggling With Survivors Guilt appeared first on The Onion .
WASHINGTONExplaining they had no deep-seated desire to discover the Dr. Seuss character, a new generation of moviegoers told reporters Friday that, actually, they were fine not having their own Cat In The Hat film. No thanks, were all good, said new generation spokesperson Isaiah Ashworth, representing a contingent of millions of consumers born too recently [] The post New Generation Clarifies Theyre Fine Not Having Own Cat In The Hat appeared first on The Onion .
Interior Department Approves Plan For Trump Commemorative Eagle
WASHINGTONHailing the patriotically modified bird of prey as a must-have for any supporter of the president, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday it would soon issue a Donald Trump commemorative eagle.Whether youre a raptor collector or just looking for a unique way to pay tribute to your favorite commander-in-chief, this adult bald eagle [] The post Interior Department Approves Plan For Trump Commemorative Eagle appeared first on The Onion .
Poll: Most Conservatives Support White Genocide When Shown Actual Policies
WASHINGTONDespite overwhelming initial resistance to the concept, a Pew Research Center poll released Wednesday found that most conservatives supported white genocide when presented with its actual policies.While the words white genocide were universally received with fear and hostility, more than 90% of the right-leaning individuals we surveyed completely changed their minds upon learning that white [] The post Poll: Most Conservatives Support White Genocide When Shown Actual Policies appeared first on The Onion .
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Stephanie Poulin and Liam Shea
The bride and groom let all their friends know they have ice sculpture money Saturday. The post Stephanie Poulin and Liam Shea appeared first on The Onion .
Katherine McKnight and Mark Clegg
Surprise, surprise, the heavyset bearded groom is doing a black silicone wedding band. The post Katherine McKnight and Mark Clegg appeared first on The Onion .
Michael Jordans's Wings initiative supports 4,000 scholars, awards 350 in 2025
Florida Burmese python lays 96 eggs in abandoned concrete pipe nest
Man Sues OpenAI Over Poison Plot: lawsuit says ChatGPT aided alleged plan; adds to AI legal scrutiny
North Carolina court revives roofing firm's lawsuits against insurers over unpaid storm repairs
Michigan brother ploughs landscaped strip beside sibling's home, triggering bitter land dispute
Milo Ventimiglia says family is settled in new home after losing two houses in LA fires
Laura Loomer announces 'break' after GOP's midterm rout; but not from supporting Trump
Republicans turn against Vivek Ramaswamy: 'He's a tech guy, Ohio is blue collar'
Painting bought for $3,800 in 1963 hidden under fur coats for 40 years, now valued at $3 million
Ashton Kutcher's nonprofit detects nearly 1.4 million suspected child abuse files in six months
In 1990, a British Airways pilot was sucked halfway out of cockpit; crew held his legs until landing
Indian-American DOJ civil rights chief Dhillon resigns after GOP midterm rout
Trump seeks to overturn 34-count Stormy Daniels conviction in NY appeals court
Desert icons collapse as southwestern US gets pummeled with rain and flooding
Two iconic rock formations that long attracted tourists and photographers to a remote part of New Mexico have collapsed
Closing arguments expected in trial of ex-cop accused of killing Sandra Birchmore
Closing arguments are set to begin in the case of a former Massachusetts police officer accused of killing a pregnant woman to keep her from revealing they had an illicit sexual relationship when she was 15
Texas nursing aide's $7.11m verdict upheld, but court offers cut or new trial
A Texas appeals court upheld a nursing facility's liability after a CNA was injured while transferring a patient weighing over 300 pounds in 2016. It upheld most of the $7.11 million jury award but proposed reducing future medical expenses by $264,448.51 or ordering a new trial.
North Dakota ranchers take $383,375 legal fee fight against pipeline firm to US Supreme Court
Shaquille ONeal-backed youth centre attracts 400+ children after $1.1 million makeover
What to know about Pope Leo XIV's trip to Uruguay, Argentina and Peru
Pope Leo XIV is returning home to the continent where he spent two decades as a missionary priest and learned to be a pastor, visiting Uruguay, Argentina and his second homeland of Peru
Uninsured and flooded out, a Colorado man worries if life will be normal again
Matthew Martinez has lived nearly all his 60 years on a piece of property on the Navajo River and never saw severe flooding until now
Denzel Washington helped save August Wilson's childhood home, now an arts centre
20 MacArthur genius grant winners receive $800K each in 2026
Utah mans $367,599 divorce spending on BMW, trailer and jewellery faces review
4 Cornell lawsuit defendants join effort to oust Letitia James from investigation
Four men named in a former Cornell University students lawsuit are joining a co-defendants effort to block New Yorks attorney general from leading a reopened criminal investigation into the womans gang rape allegations
Texas woman stole $1.5M from charity programme, spending it on trips and surgery
More Ukraine Aid, Less War in Iran: Europe
When the balance of power shifts in America, a chief interest among foreign leaders is what it means for the wars America is involved in. ... The post More Ukraine Aid, Less War in Iran: Europes Hopes After U.S. Midterms appeared first on The New American .
Neocons Deny War Played a Role in GOP Disaster; Blame Vance, Other Issues
The warmongering neoconservatives who pushed Trump to attack Iran are flat-out lying to their listeners and readers. ... The post Neocons Deny War Played a Role in GOP Disaster; Blame Vance, Other Issues appeared first on The New American .
Ex-Cleveland Guardians catcher Bo Naylor testifies he didn't know gamblers bet on individual pitches
Catcher Bo Naylor, a former teammate of Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz, says he didnt know gamblers could place bets on individual pitches until the criminal case against the pitchers arose
Georgia court upholds waste facility permit as 97 planned townhomes still unbuilt at permit filing
Luke Bryan's Farm Tour awards 97 college scholarships and helps provide 11 million meals since 2009
Trump To Cut Off Aid To Israel
President Trump announced the U.S. would terminate $4 billion in aid to Israel at the end of the year, claiming they dont need it. What do you think? The post Trump To Cut Off Aid To Israel appeared first on The Onion .
Washington court upholds deal after couple split again, leaving wife without bank and stock assets
Politicians Come and Go. The Machinery of Oppression Remains.
The greatest danger to freedom is not simply who holds power, but how much power government is permitted to wield. ... The post Politicians Come and Go. The Machinery of Oppression Remains. appeared first on The New American .
Distraught Russell Brand Attempts To Overdose On Jewelry
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Pennsylvania court upholds borough's duty to maintain steps after 130 years of public use
Gov. Newsom says he will commute all death sentences in state to life without parole
California Gov. Gavin Newsom said hell change all death sentences in the state to life in prison without the possibility of parole
Christopher Plummer's widow donates land for 750-acre nature preserve
Postal employee shot 2 coworkers at an Iowa post office before being captured, police say
Authorities say a female postal employee shot two colleagues at the main post office in Iowas capital city before being captured nearby
California court allows grandfather five-minute monthly calls, rejects mother's $17,193 fee bid
Jen Lilley revives Christmas Is Not Cancelled toy drive for kids
Voters Revolt Against AI Data Centers, Rebuking Trump
Tuesday's votes exposed the gulf between Washington's technological ambitions and the will of ordinary Americans. ... The post Voters Revolt Against AI Data Centers, Rebuking Trumps Technocratic Agenda appeared first on The New American .
Hadid sisters' childhood Malibu mansion land sells for $6.5 million
Arizona appeals court upholds divorce asset division
Two brothers find ultra-rare Tom Brady card in $30 box
Drummer Lars Ulrich sells San Francisco mansions for nearly $68 million
