License revoked for boarding school where Paris Hilton says she was abused as teen
Utah has revoked another license for the boarding school where Paris Hilton said she was abused as a teenager
US cancels automatic protections for imperiled animals as critics warn of extinctions
The U.S. Interior Department has canceled a rule meant to protect plants and animals that are determined to be threatened with extinction
Paul Pelosi charged with misdemeanor hit-and-run over collision with parked car
Paul Pelosi has been charged with a misdemeanor hit-and-run after a collision earlier this month in California
Senator says key piece of college sports legislation 'probably' has 60 votes to clear upper chamber
A lawmaker sponsoring a key piece of federal college sports legislation says he believes the bill likely has the support it needs to make it through the upper chamber
Appeals court says 28-year sentence is too lenient for militant convicted in attack
A federal appeals court has concluded that a 28-year prison sentence is too lenient for a Libyan militant who was convicted of terrorism-related charges in the 2012 attacks on U.S. compounds in Benghazi, Libya, that killed Ambassador Chris Stevens and ...
Federal appeals court rules that New Jersey's assault weapons ban is unconstitutional
A federal appeals court ruled Friday that New Jerseys bans on assault firearms and magazines that can hold more than 10 rounds are unconstitutional
Mamdanis Year Zero: NYC Whites Out White People From Its History
New York City recently erased whiteness by omitting Italian-heritage neighborhoods from a New York City Immigrant Enclaves map. ... The post Mamdanis Year Zero: NYC Whites Out White People From Its History appeared first on The New American .
AFFH: The Swamp Alligator That Must Be Removed!
HUD's Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing enforces Smart Growth through social-justice standards instead of the rule of law. ... The post AFFH: The Swamp Alligator That Must Be Removed! appeared first on The New American .
Argentina: A Worthy Alternative
In a world where the United States will never realistically challenge the elite soccer powers, Argentina is a more-than-worthy alternative, embodying in every way the brash, self-assured, creative genius typical of a free and independent people. ... The post Argentina: A Worthy Alternative appeared first on The New American .
A body is recovered after San Francisco boat tragedy but 2 remain missing
Police have recovered the body of a woman who was one of three people missing after a boat sank this week in San Francisco Bay
Moonshot's open-source Kimi K3 model beats Anthropic's Fable 5 on this benchmark
Our AI Model Release Tracker keeps new models in context with their peers, so you know which are worth your time.
This Levoit is the best smart air purifier I've tested (and it's on sale)
The Levoit Vital 200S-P is the smart air purifier to beat, with a washable prefilter and a capacity to clean up to 1,800 square feet in one hour.
This air purifier is helping keep my home's air free of wildfire smoke - and it's on sale
Get cleaner air for less with the Blueair Blue Pure 211i Max air purifier for 20% off on Amazon right now.
Dell XPS 16 review: A sleek, high-end laptop perfect for creatives and professionals
Dell's XPS 16 screams 'Premium laptop' thanks to its sleek design, OLED screen, and powerful hardware.
7 Americans move into Kenya isolation centre as US mandates 21-day Ebola quarantine
I wore 3 blood pressure watches for a month to find the most accurate - and this one wins
I tested Samsung, Amazfit, and Doctor Fit blood pressure watches - and only one rivaled my Garmin Index BP Monitor.
5 underrated iOS 27 features that make my iPhone way better - and none are Siri AI
Some of my favorite new features in iOS 27 are flying under the radar, but no less impactful.
Congressmen Want to Force Feds to Get Warrant to Access Local Surveillance-camera Data
Representative Keith Self introduced legislation to stop feds from obtaining surveillance camera data without a warrant. ... The post Congressmen Want to Force Feds to Get Warrant to Access Local Surveillance-camera Data appeared first on The New American .
'The SaaS apocalypse is overrated': How Workday and other software provders plan to survive AI
Experts warn that an extinction event is coming for SaaS, thanks to AI disintermediation. Here's why some vendors remain skeptical.
Congress Opens MKUltra Files, Asks About Jack Ruby
Witnesses in the House Oversight Committees hearing on MKUltra warned that the CIAs mind-control program may not have ended. ... The post Congress Opens MKUltra Files, Asks About Jack Ruby appeared first on The New American .
Argentina Recognizes Goldfish As Sentient Beings With Rights
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think? The post Argentina Recognizes Goldfish As Sentient Beings With Rights appeared first on The Onion .
A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cures for all diseases. [] The post AI: Myth Vs. Fact appeared first on The Onion .
Man Who Bought Odyssey Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldnt Have Anything Going On
The post Man Who Bought Odyssey Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldnt Have Anything Going On appeared first on The Onion .
Fan Clearly Drowning In Diamondbacks Pool
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Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During The Odyssey
LOS ANGELESBursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. You just couldnt hold it, could you? the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kicked his victim off the toilet seat and delivered a violent [] The post Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During The Odyssey appeared first on The Onion .
Man Resents Home Run For Making Him Pause Eating, Clap
KANSAS CITY, MOAudibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. Oh, for Christs sake, now? said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed his way down his row following a [] The post Man Resents Home Run For Making Him Pause Eating, Clap appeared first on The Onion .
Wifes Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits
DAYTON, OHJeering that the other mans chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wifes muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Veronica from the path of marital fidelity, but lets see how you fare when not your [] The post Wifes Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits appeared first on The Onion .
Hunt For Gollum Director Andy Serkis Defends Films AllAndy Serkis Cast
LONDONResponding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project,The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollumdirector Andy Serkis defended the films allAndy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. It isnt my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis, said filmmaker and actor Andy Serkis, adding that Andy [] The post Hunt For Gollum Director Andy Serkis Defends Films AllAndy Serkis Cast appeared first on The Onion .
US fugitive featured on 'America's Most Wanted' arrested after 20 years on the run
'No beer in the cab': Florida woman stabs friend with scissors during argument
Philadelphia's rich narrative isn't solely tied to its founding fathers' legacy; it also encompasses the short-lived Swedish colony of Nya Sverige. This settlement, which lasted seventeen years, pioneered the design of the log cabin, revolutionizing early American architecture. Furthermore, Swedish settlers introduced Lutheran Christianity and instigated critical early colonial rebellions, underscoring their significant yet brief impact in shaping America's foundations.
Lawmakers demand answers after 'bombshell' report of ICE officer shooting in Maine
Democratic members of Congress are demanding answers about Homeland Securitys vetting and training of immigration enforcement officers
Arnold Schwarzenegger emphasized that success requires active effort, not just desire. His quote highlights the gap between ambition and actual work. Progress demands consistent action, which is more crucial than fleeting motivation. Breakthroughs often appear sudden but are built on years of preparation. This principle applies universally to any personal or professional aspiration.
Outrage after ICE agents tackle man at Las Vegas airport
Video footage of ICE agents tackling a man at Las Vegas Airport has sparked public outrage and criticism from officials
Family to hold a vigil for man fatally shot by immigration officer in Houston
The family of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a man fatally shot by a federal immigration agent in Houston, is holding a public vigil for him
Woman pleads no contest to abuse after 3 kids are found living alone for years
A Michigan woman accused of leaving three children alone for years in a house of squalor has pleaded no contest to child abuse
Weather conditions again brought devastating floods to a vulnerable swath of Texas
Severe storms have dumped over 20 inches of rain in parts of Texas, causing significant flooding
Hegseth backs low-altitude military flyovers as a series of maneuvers draws scrutiny
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is supporting low-altitude military flyovers as the maneuvers have faced scrutiny
Mississippi teachers say new state-mandated process for buying classroom supplies is more difficult
Teachers in Mississippi say accessing state funds for classroom supplies has become more difficult with a new state-mandated process
Female Supreme Court Justices Formally Request Protection From Brett Kavanaugh
WASHINGTONAcknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, theSupreme Courts female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. We understand that our safety cannot be guaranteed, but we are in a uniquely vulnerable position and have the right to carry [] The post Female Supreme Court Justices Formally Request Protection From Brett Kavanaugh appeared first on The Onion .
Moms Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn
GAINESVILLE, FLAlarmed and disturbed by the sudden shift in tone, living room sources confirmed Thursday that local mother Jeanine Weavers remembrance of Sam Neill had taken a lewd turn. He was a terrific actor, one of my favorites to watchand mm, mm, what a man he was, said the 62-year-old woman who got a faraway [] The post Moms Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn appeared first on The Onion .
U.S. Military To Test Troops Testosterone Levels
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced a new policy to test testosterone levels of service members aged 30 and above as part of their annual health assessment, with medical teams recommending hormone therapy for those found to be deficient. What do you think? The post U.S. Military To Test Troops Testosterone Levels appeared first on The Onion .
4 surprise products we could see at Samsung Galaxy Unpacked (including the Galaxy Glasses)
We're expecting some curveballs at Samsung's 2026 Galaxy Unpacked event. Here's everything we know.
Trump administration caps how long international students can stay in the US
The Trump administration has finalized a rule that will prevent international students from staying in the U.S. for more than four years unless they seek and obtain government approval, a departure from long-standing practice
Ghost gun company ordered to pay $100M in death of Kentucky teen in historic verdict
A ghost gun company has been ordered to pay over $100 million in the death of a Kentucky teenager who had purchased the company's pistol-building kit online
NYC helicopter that crashed, killed 6 last year showed signs of a bird strike: NTSB
The National Transportation Safety Board has reported that the remains of several geese were found on the wreckage of a sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year in New York City and killed 6 people
Energy Secretary Wright Says Data Centers Will Bring Power Prices Down. The Grid Says Otherwise.
Although Energy Sec. Chris Wright rightly blames green energy policies for higher electricity prices, his claim that data centers will lower prices is bewildering. ... The post Energy Secretary Wright Says Data Centers Will Bring Power Prices Down. The Grid Says Otherwise. appeared first on The New American .
2 executions scheduled for same day in Florida for the first time in more than 60 years
The state of Florida is set to execute two death row inmates on the same day for the first time in more than 60 years, now that a stay has been lifted for a former police officer who had been scheduled to die earlier his year
Amazon dropped this Blink video doorbell and security camera bundle to 43% off - and we recommend it
This Blink Video Doorbell and Outdoor 4 security camera bundle deal will help you set up a home security system for less.
Brazil calls Trumps 25% tariff unjustifiable, vows to impose reciprocal tariffs
The Brazilian government has criticized a new U.S. tariff on certain Brazilian imports and says it plans to impose reciprocal tariffs
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals
ATLANTAClaiming they had definitively identified the source of the ongoing surge in foodborne illness, Centers for Disease Control officials issued a statement Thursday linking the nations cyclosporiasis outbreak to an ancient evil corrupting the Seven Sacred Diarrhea Crystals. After extensive laboratory testing and data analysis, our epidemiologists have determined that the current outbreak of cyclospora [] The post Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals appeared first on The Onion .
Amazon just cut $300 off the Google Pixel 10 Pro - and I'd recommend buying one
Google's Pixel 10 Pro has one of the best camera systems for an Android today. Grab it for $699 right now, one of the best prices we've seen.
6 cheap kitchen gadgets that will make your life easier for under $20 (I promise)
These kitchen gadgets won't break the bank, but will seriously upgrade your cooking.
US designates 2 Mexican cartels as foreign terror groups, expands crackdown on drug networks
What To Know About Cyclosporiasis
Cases of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection that can cause explosive diarrhea, have been reported in at least 34 states. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the illness. Q: Who is most at risk? A: Children, the elderly, and poor fuckers whove already used all their sick days. Q: Why is it called [] The post What To Know About Cyclosporiasis appeared first on The Onion .
Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself
WASHINGTONIn an emotional press conference driven by fear and desperation, the American public begged Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Thursday to stop releasing photos of himself. If youre listening, Sen. McConnell, pleaseweve had enough, said a spokesperson for 340 million Americans across the country, who emphasized that they didnt want to see the Republican lawmaker [] The post Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself appeared first on The Onion .
Buying a new Apple device? You can get it tax-free in 8 states - but only on these dates
Certain states will let you buy items tax-free from different retailers, and Apple is one of them. Here's when and the products that qualify.
Managers play critical role in a company's AI transformation - and they know it
More than two-thirds of middle managers are optimistic about AI's role in the future of work, and they feel personally accountable for their team's adoption of AI tools.
US designates 2 new Mexican cartels as foreign terrorist organizations
The U.S. government has designated two new Mexican cartels as foreign terrorist organizations
2 of 8 men charged in thwarted attack on UFC cage-fighting show at White House plead not guilty
Two of the eight men indicted on murder and terrorism conspiracy charges for their alleged roles in a thwarted drone and sniper attack on a UFC cage-fighting show at the White House have pleaded not guilty
Texas floods: Evacuations begin across Hill Country as forecasters warn of 'deadly wave'
Anthropic's Claude Corps will pay $85,000 to 1,000 early-career professionals - apply now
The Claude Corps fellowship matches professionals with partner nonprofits and pays them with benefits. But the deadline ends soon.
1Password's new Agentic Mode lets Claude log into your accounts without seeing your credentials
1Password wants to solve one of AI's biggest practical problems: secure logins. Its Claude integration can enter passwords and MFA codes without exposing credentials to Anthropic or the model.
Flocking to the Algorithmic State
Cheaper than a civil servant, faster than a judge, and conveniently unaccountable, the algorithm is being positioned as governments operating-system upgrade. ... The post Flocking to the Algorithmic State appeared first on The New American .
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Insisting Coworker Get To Point Somehow Slows Him Down
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LOS ANGELESBunching together with nervous energy and dolled up in matching gear, a group of riot police crouched excitedly behind an armored vehicle like 3-year-olds about to begin a ballet recital, witnesses confirmed Thursday. Several reports indicated that the squad of body-armor-clad men giggled and poked at each other in anticipation of their signal to [] The post Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet appeared first on The Onion .
This surprisingly useful Windows 11 tool helps me block distractions - and get more done
It has completely replaced my Pomodoro timer and task tracker, and it's free.
Linus Torvalds puts his foot down, tells anti-AI programmers to 'fork it'
'AI is a tool, just like other tools we use. And it's clearly a useful one.'
US imposing 25% tariff on some Brazilian imports, citing unfair trade practices
The United States is imposing 25% tariffs on imports from Brazil after finding a range of what it deemed unfair trade practices by the worlds 10th-biggest economy
US expands strikes into northern Iran and disables ship trying to run blockade
United States forces intensified strikes targeting Iran early Thursday. Iran retaliated with missile and drone fire targeting Bahrain, Jordan, and Kuwait. The United States also fired into a ship accused of breaking its naval blockade. Rising oil prices pose a challenge as tensions escalate between the two nations. Mediators have sought to calm the escalating tensions but have been unsuccessful.
Top officials in Arizona's Maricopa County agree on how to oversee elections, ending a legal battle
Election officials in Arizona's most populous county now agree on how to jointly oversee the vote
US strikes expand into northern Iran as it disables ship trying to run blockade
The United States has intensified its strikes targeting Iran, hitting targets further north
UN agencies fear over 500 people died, including Rohingya refugees, after reports of boats capsizing in recent weeks
Jordan's military says it shot down 8 missiles launched by Iran targeting the kingdom
Jordan's military says it shot down 8 missiles launched by Iran targeting the kingdom
Trump immediately fires the new court-appointed top prosecutor in Seattle
Ignoring National Security Risk, GOP Senators Unanimously Back U.S.-Israeli Military Merger
Although the cloture motion for the 2027 NDAA was defeated yesterday, all Republican senators voted for the measure. ... The post Ignoring National Security Risk, GOP Senators Unanimously Back U.S.-Israeli Military Merger appeared first on The New American .
Plan to Save Europe by Sending Migrants Home Begins at EU
European leaders and citizens are teaming up to force the European Union Commission to consider a plan to secure the borders, stop the mass migration, and send home many immigrants through re-migration, explained Polish conservative leader Mariusz Skrobaa in this interview with The New American magazines Alex Newman. Skrobaa, one of the seven leaders who ... The post Plan to Save Europe by Sending Migrants Home Begins at EU appeared first on The New American .
George Santos' next gig? Reality TV show contestant
George Santos has worn many hats: Serial swindler, congressman, expelled congressman, federal prison inmate, clemency recipient, podcast host, online betting influencer under investigation by the federal government
Ex-captain pleads guilty to drugging and raping a US Merchant Marine Academy cadet on a cargo ship
Drained Reflecting Pool reveals Trump's 'American flag blue' liner is now closer to gray
Muslim man in Utah was targeted in stabbing because of his religion, police say
A Utah man told police he repeatedly stabbed a Muslim man because of the man's faith and intended to kill him
5 smart home gadgets I consider completely non-negotiable - and why
These smart home gadgets elevate my home and routine. Here's why you may want them too.
US Mint produces $1 coin bearing Trump's face to celebrate Americas 250th birthday
The U.S. Mint has started producing a new $1 coin featuring President Donald Trump to help celebrate Americas 250th birthday
FCC Authorizes Experimental Satellite to Illuminate Earth After Dark
The Federal Communications Commission has granted Reflect Orbital authority to deploy and operate a satellite designed to redirect sunlight onto Earth after dark. ... The post FCC Authorizes Experimental Satellite to Illuminate Earth After Dark appeared first on The New American .
Fed chair Warsh sidesteps Senate questions on inflation, AI, contact with Trump
Federal Reserve Chair Kevin Warsh on Wednesday sought to evade a range of questions from senators on issues such as the impact of AI on inflation, what contacts he has had with President Donald Trump, and how the central bank will determine the persist...
73% of tech job listings require AI skills now: How to show off yours
Employers are looking for AI skills - here's how to let them demonstrate you know what you're doing.
Federal government installs reworked panels about slavery at George Washington's Philadelphia home
The Trump Administration followed through on its pledge to rework and reinstall panels about slavery at the site of President George Washingtons home in Philadelphia
