England hands Mexico its first World Cup loss at Estadio Azteca, winning 3-2 to reach quarterfinals
England hands Mexico its first World Cup loss at Estadio Azteca, winning 3-2 to reach quarterfinals
7 OPEC+ countries agree to expand monthly oil production modestly as prices slide
A handful of countries in the OPEC+ oil-producing alliance are planning to increase their outputs modestly next month
Fierce winds hit US Pacific territories as Super Typhoon Bavi nears Guam
U.S. territories in the western Pacific prepare for storm's landfall Monday.
Delta pilot reports a close encounter with a July Fourth firework before landing in Chicago
A Delta Air Lines flight and a high-flying firework reportedly came into contact in the sky above Chicago as the city celebrated the Fourth of July holiday
Democrat Mallory McMorrow suspends her Michigan Senate campaign and scrambles the pivotal race
Michigan Democrat Mallory McMorrow has suspended her campaign for the U.S. Senate
FIFA lifts US player Baloguns red card suspension at World Cup after Trump calls Infantino
U.S. President Donald Trump intervened on behalf of American star forward Folarin Balogun, whose suspension was lifted in a decision that allows him to play in a World Cup match against Belgium on Monday
Trump to meet with Ukraine's Zelenskyy and Syria's al-Sharaa during the NATO summit
President Donald Trump plans to meet with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Syrian President Ahmad al-Sharaa while attending the upcoming NATO summit in Turkey
Memorial service to honor firefighters killed on Colorado-Utah border
Three firefighters killed while battling a blaze on the Colorado-Utah border will be honored with a public memorial service Sunday in Colorado
A timeline of Charlie Kirk's assassination and the arrest of Tyler Robinson
The 23-year-old man accused of killing Charlie Kirk will be in court this week for the case's most substantial hearing so far
Pastor freed from prison in China weeks after Trump requested his release
A pastor of a prominent underground church detained in China in October has been released, according to rights advocates
Fire breaks out on Brooklyn Bridge during New York's fireworks show
150 people from 50 countries become US citizens at Mount Vernon on America's 250th birthday
A group of 150 people from 50 countries has become U.S. citizens at George Washington's Mount Vernon estate
Prosecutors argue the man accused of killing Charlie Kirk should stand trial
Prosecutors in Charlie Kirk's murder case will aim to convince a judge they have enough evidence to try his accused killer and seek the death penalty
Banned in Germany and Canned by Critics, Is Citizen Vigilante Terrifying Globalists?
The newly released film Citizen Vigilante certainly is resonating with its audience, as it reflects the growing anti-immigrationist movement in the West. ... The post Banned in Germany and Canned by Critics, Is Citizen Vigilante Terrifying Globalists? appeared first on The New American .
Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As Twilight Fan Fiction
WASHINGTONOffering new insight into the origins of Americas founding document, a group of leading historians published a report this week theorizing that the Declaration of Independence started out as Twilight fan fiction. Based on newly unearthed correspondence between our nations Founding Fathers, we hypothesize that the document that ultimately became the Declaration originated as a [] The post Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As Twilight Fan Fiction appeared first on The Onion .
Original 13 States Renew Declaration Of Independence In Beachfront Ceremony
PLYMOUTH, MAReaffirming their commitment to sovereignty against a backdrop of crashing waves and the setting sun, the original 13 American states renewed the Declaration of Independence Saturday in a beautiful beachfront ceremony. Now repeat after me, do you free and independent states hold these truths to be self-evident? said officiant Barack Obama, adding that despite [] The post Original 13 States Renew Declaration Of Independence In Beachfront Ceremony appeared first on The Onion .
A Declaration Of Independence From The Rest Of The World
In The Onion, July 4, 2026By the REPRESENTATIVES of theONION EDITORIAL BOARD, When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the bands which have connected them with other far more annoying and troublesome peoples, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and greater station [] The post A Declaration Of Independence From The Rest Of The World appeared first on The Onion .
Founding Fathers Smile Down On America From Outer Space
LOW EARTH ORBITSmiling and waving triumphantly as their celestial forms floated through the cosmos, Americas Founding Fathers appeared in the sky over the United States on Saturday to wish the greatest nation on earth a happy 250th birthday. Happy semiquincentennial, America, said the enormous, beaming visage of George Washington, who materialized in the thermosphere alongside [] The post Founding Fathers Smile Down On America From Outer Space appeared first on The Onion .
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish
CAMBRIDGE, MARinging in the momentous occasion with firework displays, community service projects, and chants of bog-trotters go home, the United States of America turned 250 on Saturday despite the presence of the Irish. The semiquincentennial, marking two and a half centuries since the signing of the Declaration of Independence, was observed by approximately 308 million [] The post Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish appeared first on The Onion .
Patriot Tears Up While Pretending Washington Monument Is His Penis
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I found 4 Bluetooth gadgets that are highly functional - and cheap
Some of my favorite practical Bluetooth gadgets are cheaper than you think.
You can get 4 of the newest AirTags for just $89 right now - here's why I recommend them
The latest Apple AirTags are now on sale for the Fourth of July weekend.
These 12 tiny travel gadgets will upgrade your flight or drive - and they won't break the bank
Traveling soon? Scoop up these nifty gadgets ahead of your travels for less.
I tried Android Auto's new Adobe Acrobat PDF app - and it's surprisingly useful
No, you can't read and drive. But you can catch up on important documents.
As America Marks Its 250th Anniversary, Debates Rage Over National Identity
This July 4th, the United States commemorates the semiquincentennial 250 years since the signing of the Declaration of Independence. America 250 and Freedom 250 celebrate the earliest days of our nation. Yet a modern debate rages: What does it mean to be American? The recent Supreme Court decision in Trump v. Barbara defines citizenship ... The post As America Marks Its 250th Anniversary, Debates Rage Over National Identity appeared first on The New American .
3 dead and others rescued after boat capsizes on Wisconsin lake amid storms
Three people died and seven others were rescued after a boat capsized on a Wisconsin lake during a strong storm
The co-owner of lumber mill has died of injuries from the mill fire and explosion
The co-owner of a Maine lumber mill has died from injuries he sustained during a fire and explosion at the facility, bringing to three the number of fatalities
Chess federation suspends former world champion who accused Naroditsky of cheating
The international governing body for chess has suspended former world champion Vladimir Kramnik for at least a year
Babe, You Shrunk! Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake
NEW YORKStruggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, Babe, you shrunk! on Friday to the miniature bride figurine on top of the couples wedding cake. Taylor, no, God, noits going to be okay babe, just tell me who did this to you! said the Kansas [] The post Babe, You Shrunk! Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake appeared first on The Onion .
1976 vs. 2026: A Tale of Two Birthdays
Americas Bicentennial in 1976 was 50 summers and a thousand cultural changes ago, and we're now more divided than ever. ... The post 1976 vs. 2026: A Tale of Two Birthdays appeared first on The New American .
Swimmer bitten on the foot at New York City beach in a suspected shark attack
A swimmer was bitten on the foot in a suspected shark attack at a New York City beach
U.S. Must Prepare for War With Russia, Says Intel-linked Globalist
The Council on Foreign Relations appears to be pre-programming Western society with the idea that a U.S. war against Russia is inevitable and necessary. ... The post U.S. Must Prepare for War With Russia, Says Intel-linked Globalist appeared first on The New American .
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
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Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners
NEW YORKNavigating the venue in search of his place setting, wedding guest Andy Reid was reportedly pleased Friday to find that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce had seated him at an empty table with 12 dinners assigned to him. I think this is me, said the Kansas City Chiefs head coach to the dozen plates [] The post Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners appeared first on The Onion .
What to know about the challenges ahead for the children rescued from an Ohio home
The 16 children rescued a Ohio home in deplorable conditions face a long road toward recovery, experts say
Possible super typhoon threatens US Pacific territories still recovering from last storm
Residents of U.S. territories in the western Pacific are bracing for a possible super typhoon, just months after the region was hit by the strongest tropical cyclone on Earth this year
Latin Mass, but faithful to the pope: A Minnesota church shows a different way during schism crisis
Priests at the Church of Saint Agnes in St. Paul, Minnesota, celebrate a traditional Latin Rite Mass every Sunday, even though the practice has become a symbol of cultural and political battles among some Catholics
Is July 3 a federal holiday? What is open and closed on Friday ahead of Fourth of July
As the United States gears up for its 250th birthday on Saturday, July 4, 2026, the preceding Friday, July 3, will be observed as a federal holiday. While most retail stores and postal services will operate normally, banks will be open with potential adjusted hours. The stock market, however, will be closed. State DMVs and city offices will see varied closures, so checking local schedules is advised.
Man with a Tibetan flag dies after setting himself on fire in front of UN HQ
Officials say a man holding a Tibetan flag in front of the United Nations headquarters in New York set himself on fire and died
GOP Rep Nehls: Affordability? Im Having Lobster Tails and Ribeyes
Representative Troy Nehls gave the Democrats a soundbite that will be seen in advertisements before Novembers mid-term elections. ... The post GOP Rep Nehls: Affordability? Im Having Lobster Tails and Ribeyes appeared first on The New American .
Maine couple spots a bear chasing a moose calf and helps it escape
A Maine couple had an unexpected wildlife encounter while heading out for a day of fishing
Olivia Rodrigo Adds Adult Diapers To Merch Table
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Fable 5 just set a new AI freelance work performance record - but it can't replace humans yet
The newly reinstated Anthropic model topped charts for automating work. Here's what that means for the future.
Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters
WASHINGTONIn a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters. In their abundant wisdom, the authors of the Constitution methodically laid out the exact [] The post Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters appeared first on The Onion .
Massachusetts city with large Cape Verdean community sets curfew ahead of World Cup match
A Massachusetts city home to one of the nations largest Cape Verdean communities will impose a nighttime curfew ahead of Cape Verdes World Cup match against Argentina
LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too
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Guy Who Goes To Bar Every Day At 10 A.M. Must Be Huge Soccer Fan
PITTSBURGHNoting that the man could often be seen waiting outside OMalleys Tap with his hands shaking in anticipation before the doors even opened, sources confirmed Thursday that local 54-year-old Brian Munson, who goes to the bar every day at 10 a.m., must be a huge soccer fan. You can just tell he lives and breathes [] The post Guy Who Goes To Bar Every Day At 10 A.M. Must Be Huge Soccer Fan appeared first on The Onion .
Trump Covers Up Low State Fair Attendance By Calling In Bomb Threat
WASHINGTONClaiming there were strings of explosive devices planted throughout the National Mall, President Donald Trump reportedly attempt to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair this week by calling in a bomb threat. Theres a series of explosives in unmarked duffel bags all across the fairgrounds, which are beautiful by the way, [] The post Trump Covers Up Low State Fair Attendance By Calling In Bomb Threat appeared first on The Onion .
Carlson, MTG Begin Planning to Build a Third Party
Podcaster Tucker Carlson and former GOP Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene have bolted the establishment GOP, and say its time for a third party. ... The post Carlson, MTG Begin Planning to Build a Third Party appeared first on The New American .
The best July 4th TV deals: Up to 50% off Samsung, Sony, and more
This weekend marks America's 250th birthday, which means you'll save big on TV deals from top brands, all thoroughly vetted and tested by our experts.
Tiger Woods hospital records will be handed over to prosecutors in Florida DUI case, judge rules
A judge has ruled that prosecutors are allowed to review medical records related to Tiger Woods March vehicle crash and subsequent arrest in Florida on suspicion of driving under the influence
16 Apple Messages settings I change on every iPhone - and why
Turn these iMessage settings on or off for a cleaner, modern, and more private texting experience.
Elle, a new Legally Blonde prequel series on Amazon Prime Video, has premiered to mixed reviews. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the show. Q: How is the story updated for 2026? A: The story is now spread out over 16 more hours than it needed to be. Q: What stereotypes does [] The post What To Know About Elle appeared first on The Onion .
LG is giving away free single-door refrigerators - how to qualify for the deal
When you buy this refrigerator model on sale, LG will give you a free single-door refrigerator too - perfect for the garage or basement.
EPA Approves More Forever Chemical Pesticides for Food Crops
The action is yet another reminder that the federal government has no constitutional authority to manage pesticides or public health. ... The post EPA Approves More Forever Chemical Pesticides for Food Crops appeared first on The New American .
Vatican Excommunicates Traditionalist Group for Schism
The Vatican has pronounced a decree of excommunication against adherents of a traditionalist group that adheres to the Latin Mass. ... The post Vatican Excommunicates Traditionalist Group for Schism appeared first on The New American .
I've been reviewing laptops for years: These are the 15+ best July 4th laptop deals
The Fourth of July weekend brings tons of sales on top laptops we've reviewed, from Apple, Acer, Lenovo, and more.
The best July 4 deals live now: Save on Anker, Garmin, Apple, and more
Fourth of July weekend is almost here, and there are plenty of deals to celebrate.
Plug-in solar poses 6 safety risks, say electrical industry groups - here's when to call a pro
Several industry groups have raised public safety concerns about consumer plug-in solar kits. If in doubt about your installation, here's what to do.
The 10 most popular products ZDNET readers bought last month (including during Prime Day)
From gadgets to streaming, these are the top tech gadgets and useful items our readers actually purchased in June.
I tested the LG C6 OLED for a week, and the colors made me question my Mini LED loyalty
One of LG's flagship OLED TVs got a refresh with the C6, and continues to prove why OLED is worth the high asking price.
HP's new OmniBook is a smart buy in this economy - here's what convinced me
HP's OmniBook Ultra 14 combines a sleek design and OLED display with the kind of performance professionals appreciate.
ExpressVPN's password manager just got a big upgrade with secure sharing, passkey support, and more
Available today, ExpressKeys now delivers more secure sharing, passkey support, and improved cross-device management.
Agriculture Department Puts Trumps Face On Soybeans
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Over the past decade, many Americans have likely found themselves contemplating what life might have looked like if things had turned out otherwise for Hillary Clinton. Would we be richer? Would we be at war? One thing is certain: Had Secretary Clinton won the 2016 Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest, the world would be a [] The post The World Would Be A Much Different Place If Hillary Clinton Had Won The 2016 Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest appeared first on The Onion .
Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens
WASHINGTONDisplaying an uncanny comprehension of humanitys power structures as they emerged from their interstellar spacecraft, a delegation of surprisingly politically informed aliens issued demands Tuesday to be taken to Earths biggest pedophile.People of Earth, you will bring us before the massive child molester in charge of managing your planets affairs at once! said Grelahr Xoxneb [] The post Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens appeared first on The Onion .
Police Suspect Gunmans Motive Was To Kill Bunch Of People
Desire To Murder May Have Driven Man To Pull Trigger The post Police Suspect Gunmans Motive Was To Kill Bunch Of People appeared first on The Onion .
Legendary corporate raider Bruce Nakagami, 76, is doing leveraged buyouts with the angels now. The post Bruce Nakagami appeared first on The Onion .
Microsoft's new Azure Linux 4.0 is here, and it could replace Windows Server in the enterprise
Microsoft's Linux server distribution is now available as an ISO to install on your own server or virtual machine.
Shark attack on Alabama teen inspires the start of a national alert system
Lulu Gribbin survived a near-fatal shark attack in 2024
I tried Brave's new stripped down Origin browser, and now it's my top Chromium-based pick
If you like the idea of Brave's browser security, but all of the other features just get in your way, the developers have created a solution for you.
If you like COSMIC Desktop, you'll love its new system monitor
If you like to see and manage your system processes on Linux, but aren't happy with the tool you're using, System76 might have just the app you've been looking for (and a reason to switch to either COSMIC Desktop or Pop!_OS).
Opera is releasing a new feature that detects and blocks malicious clipboard content
If you tend to copy/paste content from websites, you might be surprised to find yourself under the thrall of a ClickFix attack, but Opera has a solution to fix it before you click it.
Belgium overturns two-goal deficit to beat Senegal 3-2 in extra time in round of 32 at World Cup
Belgium overturns two-goal deficit to beat Senegal 3-2 in extra time in round of 32 at World Cup
Asian stocks mostly decline on a sell-off of chip shares, with Kospi down nearly 8%
Shares have slumped in Japan and South Korea in the latest spate of heavy selling of computer chip stocks
Ransom notes in Nancy Guthrie case still being investigated as legitimate, FBI says
The FBI has discounted some of the ransom notes that surfaced after the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie as extortion attempts
Tropical Storm Douglas has formed in the Pacific Ocean
Tropical Storm Douglas has formed in the Pacific Ocean
Head of the Chicago Police Department to retire after 3 years in the position
The head of the Chicago Police Department has announced that he will retire after a short tenure leading the nations second-largest police force
John Dickinsons missing 1776 signature haunts his legacy
Jane Calvert has spent 25 years championing John Dickinson, a lesser-known Revolutionary War figure
Is hiring picking up in the US? Thursday's report will help illustrate trends
Thursdays report from the Labor Department on June job changes will provide some important clues on the health of the U.S. economy
Warning! AI Data Center Promoters Are Lying to Stop Our Opposition!
Those fighting to protect our free-market economy, private property, and personal choice are falsely being labeled Luddites who are stopping progress. ... The post Warning! AI Data Center Promoters Are Lying to Stop Our Opposition! appeared first on The New American .
Town in Quebec, Canada, Recognizes Right to Life for Trees
The recognition of trees as living beings raises questions about the source and proper meaning of rights. ... The post Town in Quebec, Canada, Recognizes Right to Life for Trees appeared first on The New American .
Omar Linked to Somali Charged in $250M Feeding Our Future Fraud Scheme
Far-left Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar of Minnesota faces renewed scrutiny about her role in the Feeding Our Future food-fraud scandal centered in her Somali-dominated district. ... The post Omar Linked to Somali Charged in $250M Feeding Our Future Fraud Scheme appeared first on The New American .
Tropical storm Douglas forms in Pacific Ocean, no threat to land: Hurricane center
Tropical Storm Douglas has formed in the Pacific Ocean
House OKs Res to Publish Sexual Abusers and Harassers Along With Payouts $18M Since 1997
The U.S. House passed a resolution yesterday requiring the chambers Ethics Committee to release the names of members for whom taxpayers coughed up settlements for sex-harassment claims. ... The post House OKs Res to Publish Sexual Abusers and Harassers Along With Payouts $18M Since 1997 appeared first on The New American .
Locals Battle UNESCO Invasion of Georgia
Local communities across Georgias Okefenokee Swamp region are pushing back hard against a proposed UNESCO World Heritage Site designation of the beloved natural resource, but globalists are still hard at work, explained Americans for the Okefenokee leader Brooks Strickland in this interview on Conversations That Matter with Alex Newman. Brooks, who has helped muster enormous ... The post Locals Battle UNESCO Invasion of Georgia appeared first on The New American .
California to institute Bruce Lee Day, a first for a Chinese American in the state's history
Martial arts icon Bruce Lee, who was born in San Francisco, will become the first Chinese American in California history with an annual namesake day
Challengers score victories in lawsuit against Arkansas' restrictions on citizen ballot initiatives
A federal judge in Arkansas is throwing out some state laws that put extra restrictions on efforts to gather signatures for ballot initiatives
