San Francisco teachers, district reach deal after first strike in decades
San Francisco teachers who have been on strike over wages and family health benefits have reached a tentative agreement with the school district
Windows 11 Home vs. Windows 11 Pro: I compared both versions, and here's how to choose
Windows 11 Pro offers more control - but is it worth the extra money? Here's how to make the best choice for you.
Howard Lutnicks Story About Epstein Is Riddled With Lies
Lutnick called Jeffrey Epstein a gross sex offender and swore never to see him again after getting a tour of his Manhattan mansion. ... The post Howard Lutnicks Story About Epstein Is Riddled With Lies appeared first on The New American .
Judge sentences teen to life without parole for fatally shooting 5 in North Carolina
A judge has sentenced a mass shooter to life in prison without parole for killing five people in 2022 when he was 15
Kindle Scribe vs. ReMarkable Paper Pro: I've used both E Ink tablets, and this one wins
I've used the ReMarkable Paper Pro since it launched, but Amazon's latest Kindle Scribe is a strong challenger - here's how they compare.
AirTag 2 vs. AirTag 1: I compared both Bluetooth trackers, and the winner comes down to this
Apple's new AirTag has finally launched, but is it worth upgrading when you can easily buy its predecessor at a discount?
Spotify vs. Apple Music: I've tried both streaming services, and prefer this one
Apple Music and Spotify are the two most popular music streaming platforms. Here's what you should know before subscribing to either one.
The secret to AI job security? Stop stressing and pivot at work now - here's how
Professionals are fearful about how AI is reshaping their work. Here's how to feel more comfortable in a fast-changing workplace.
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Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
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The bride (tacky) and groom (cheapskate) had a fucking cash bar at their reception. The post Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley appeared first on The Onion .
LEAWOOD, KSStruggling to contain his shock and amazement Friday when he recognized a familiar face on TV, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly yelled to his fiance, Taylor Swift, Yo! Taylor! Have you seen this shit? after happening upon a Lena Dunham sex scene for the first time. You gotta see this. This [] The post Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit? Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First Time appeared first on The Onion .
TrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website. Q: What is TrumpRx? A: A strange line item youll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row. Q: What kinds of prescriptions can I get through TrumpRx? A: TrumpRx offers low-cost access [] The post What To Know About TrumpRx appeared first on The Onion .
Why I still recommend the Sonos Arc soundbar over competing models, especially at this price
For $200 off, it's the best price you'll find on Sonos' flagship soundbar.
The best smart TV VPNs of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
I speed-tested the best VPNs for your smart TV for secure streaming and improved privacy.
Can a newbie really vibe code an app? I tried Cursor and Replit to find out
I tried four vibe-coding tools, including Cursor and Replit, with no coding background. Here's how it went.
Why last year's LG C5 OLED is my top TV recommendation right now - especially at 50% off
The LG C5 OLED offers stunning picture quality and a sleek, minimalist design for a truly immersive experience.
I've been reviewing laptops for years - these older models work great and will save you money
Even as newer models hit the market, these previous-model laptops deliver reliable performance and exceptional value - and some of them are on sale for Presidents' Day.
The best free VPNs of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
Finding a trustworthy free VPN that won't infect your device with malware or sell your data can be a challenge. Check out the best free and secure VPNs available today.
This futuristic robot vacuum and mop will change how you clean your floors
The Mova Mobius 60 is one of those cool inventions you see at trade shows, and now you can have it clean your floors.
Trump pardons 5 former NFL players for crimes from perjury to drug trafficking
President Donald Trump has pardoned five former NFL players for crimes that include perjury, counterfeiting and drug trafficking
Prosecutors move to dismiss charges against men accused of hitting ICE officer with broom and shovel
Federal prosecutors in Minneapolis have moved to drop felony assault charges against two Venezuelan men, including one shot in the leg by a immigration officer, after new evidence emerged undercutting the governments version of events
Experts say screening tips in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance is 'tremendous' and critical work
More than 4,000 calls came into an Arizona sheriff's department within 24 hours after the release of videos of a masked person on Nancy Guthries porch
Journalist Don Lemon set to be arraigned in Minnesota church protest case
Former CNN host turned independent journalist Don Lemon is set to be arraigned in federal court in Minnesota on Friday, along with four other defendants indicted for their alleged roles in disrupting a service at a Southern Baptist church in St. Paul w...
Brazilian au pair faces sentencing in scheme to kill lover's wife and another man
A Brazilian au pair is facing a judge after confessing to scheming with her lover to kill his wife and another man
Disabling this Google Pixel core freed up to 10GB of storage space for me - here's how
If your Pixel phone is running out of storage space, there's one thing you can do to reclaim GBs: disable this underlying service.
How to turn on Lockdown Mode on iPhone - so even the FBI can't get in
Lockdown Mode defends your iPhone against cyber attacks and can block forensic tools after an FBI seizure. Here's how it works.
How to clear your iPad cache (and why it makes such a big difference)
If your iPad is feeling slow, this 30-second routine can help speed it up and free up storage space.
Sick of screen snoopers? This privacy screen is a must for working in public
This privacy screen shuts off visibility to your laptop's display outside of a 60-degree angle.
7 useful things I can do with my Flipper Zero - as someone who's used it for years
This quirky little gadget went viral on TikTok, but it's got a lot more going for it than you'd think.
Why I recommend this $20 wireless charging dock to hardcore Apple fans - and only them
Forget traveling with multiple chargers. Here's why I charge my iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods with the InfinaCore T3.
Own a smart TV? These 13 features can dramatically improve your performance - here's how
Smart TVs are basically computers now, with their own hidden hacks, tips, and tricks. Here are a few I use to get the most out of my TV.
I did not expect LG to make some of the most advanced earbuds out now - but here we are
LG announced its latest will.i.am collab, the Xboom Buds Plus, and they're cool for reasons beyond their audio.
AI isn't getting smarter, it's getting more power hungry - and expensive
Frontier models such as OpenAI's GPT depend mostly on increasing computing power rather than smarter algorithms, according to a new MIT report. Here's why that matters.
Atomic vs immutable Linux: How to decide which distro type is right for you
If immutable and atomic distributions are the future of Linux, how do you choose? Maybe you don't have to. I break it all down.
The only lithium button battery brand I recommend now - for serious safety reasons
Button cell battery ingestion leads to thousands of injuries in the US each year. Here's the only brand I trust now.
Immigrant Judge Blocks Ending TPS for Haitians; Might Be Overruled
A far-left immigrant judge has once again blocked ending Temporary Protected Status for migrants who entered the country long ago and havent left because the TPS was continued for years. ... The post Immigrant Judge Blocks Ending TPS for Haitians; Might Be Overruled appeared first on The New American .
California announces investigation into delayed evacuation orders during LA-area wildfire
Californias top prosecutor is opening a civil rights investigation into how delayed evacuations impacted a historically Black community ravaged by one of the January 2025 Los Angeles-area wildfires
Judge dismisses California deportation case for Mexican father of 3 U.S. Marines
An immigration judge has dismissed the deportation case against a landscaper who was arrested in California last year
US Embassy closes DEA office in the Dominican Republic as it condemns corruption
The U.S. ambassador to the Dominican Republic says she has closed the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration office in the Caribbean country
U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025
The U.S. economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data indicating that the U.S. economy added only 181,000 jobs compared to 1.46 million in 2024. What do you think? The post U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 appeared first on The Onion .
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico
WASHINGTONHailingthe moveasa more wholesome and patriotic substitute for thecurrentU.S.territory,conservative advocacy groupTurning Point USA announced Thursdaythat it was setting upan alternative Puerto Rico.Finally, Americans will be able to enjoy a family-friendly tropical paradise that actually celebrates traditional values,said TurningPointCEO Erika Kirk, adding thatthe island would be known as Port Rick, a mistranslation of Puerto Rico that [] The post Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico appeared first on The Onion .
States Join WHO Network; CDC-WHO Cooperation Continues Despite U.S. Withdrawal
Despite Washingtons formal withdrawal from the WHO, states and U.S. agencies remain within international frameworks linked to WHO programs. ... The post States Join WHO Network; CDC-WHO Cooperation Continues Despite U.S. Withdrawal appeared first on The New American .
Genetic analysis could speed up restoration of iconic American chestnut: Scientists
A new study says genetic testing can speed the return of the American chestnut tree that once dominated Eastern U.S. forests
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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I changed 7 settings on my Samsung phone to significantly improve the battery life
Your Samsung phone may already have decent battery life, but a few adjustments can make that even more enduring.
I unlocked God Mode in Windows 11 with this text string - here's what it does
God Mode turns one folder into a powerful control center. Here's how to use it.
These LG earbuds have some of the most advanced tech I've seen - but not for audio
LG announced its latest will.i.am collab, the Xboom Buds Plus, and they're cool for reasons beyond their audio.
My 5 favorite Discord alternatives - no ID verification required
If you want to take a stand against facial scans, check out my favorite Discord alternative platforms.
Claude's free updates are so handy, I'm cancelling my Pro subscription - here's why
Anthropic has doled out four cool perks to free users, all of which were previously available only for paid subscribers.
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
SAN FRANCISCOHeralding what it called a bold new age in warping the mind of the nations elderly leader, OpenAI introduced a new premium video generator Thursday marketed toward White House advisors manipulating President Donald Trump. Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long [] The post OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump appeared first on The Onion .
The official YouTube app is finally coming to Apple Vision Pro - and I'm elated
Whether it was Google's doing, Apple's, or both, you can now watch your usual YouTube content in VisionOS, no strings attached.
Your LG OLED TV may be getting a big upgrade to its picture quality - for free
The update makes Dolby Vision content a lot more vivid.
These 4 critical AI vulnerabilities are being exploited faster than defenders can respond
From prompt injection to deepfake fraud, security researchers say several flaws have no known fix. Here's what to know about them.
Camp Mystic parents seek stronger camp regulations in other states
The parents of an Alabama girl who was killed at camp Mystic are seeking more safety oversight on summer camps
Study: Bonobos Capable Of Human-Like Pretend Play
A study published in Science found that a bonobo named Kanzi could play along when researchers offered him invisible juice and grapes in a manner akin to a childs make-believe tea party, concluding that the primate could imagine and track the nonexistent objects being manipulated. What do you think? The post Study: Bonobos Capable Of Human-Like Pretend Play appeared first on The Onion .
Woman Worried She Not Living 90-Second Ad Break To The Fullest
WATERBURY, VTNot wanting to squander the precious opportunity, local television viewer Amy Branson told reporters Tuesday that she was worried she was not living a 90-second ad break to the fullest. There are so many drinks in the fridge and snacks in the pantry, and yet here I am just sitting on the sofa, the [] The post Woman Worried She Not Living 90-Second Ad Break To The Fullest appeared first on The Onion .
This tiny 4K webcam has effectively replaced my MacBook camera for every purpose
The PTZ webcam from Obsbot packs a punch in a tiny package. But you'll have to be willing to pay to play.
The Onions Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj
Rapper Nicki Minaj has aligned herself with MAGA, stating that she is President Trumps number one fan. The Onion sat down with the artist to discuss music, politics, and the controversy shes created. The Onion: During President Trumps first term, you criticized his administrations policy of separating families at the border. What changed? Minaj: My [] The post The Onions Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj appeared first on The Onion .
Why I would easily trade my AirPods for Sony's XM6 earbuds - if it weren't for one unavoidable issue
Sony returns with the WF-1000XM6 flagship earbuds, and they compete with their predecessor as much as they do with Apple and Bose.
Sony WF-1000XM6 vs. Apple AirPods Pro 3: I listened to both earbuds, and this pair wins
The battle of ecosystems is at the center, but these factors matter, too. Here's my verdict.
As an Android user, these are the closest things to AirTags (and better in some ways)
Apple AirTags are great, but limited in functionality. Here's why I attach these Chipolo Loop trackers to virtually anything.
How to clear your TV cache (and why you shouldn't wait to do it)
Clearing your TV's cache greatly reduces stuttering and improves performance. Here's how to do it on Samsung, LG, and more.
Judge blocks Trump administration from moving former death row inmates to 'Supermax' prison
Deal alert: The Samsung Freestyle 2 is 25% off during Presidents' Day sales
My favorite projector for movies and gaming is currently $200 off at Amazon heading into Presidents' Day weekend.
After deadly explosion at US Steel mill outside Pittsburgh, maintaining safety now falls to Nippon
Last year, an explosion at U.S. Steel's Clairton Coke Works outside Pittsburgh killed two U.S. Steel workers and injured 11 others, including contractors
Robert Donahue, 58, died suddenly while crawling through the woods in his deer costume. The post Robert Donahue appeared first on The Onion .
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Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now
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How to watch local news on Roku for free - no subscription or TV antenna required
The Roku Channel has hundreds of free live channels, including your local ABC, CBS, and NBC news affiliates.
The best VPN extensions for Chrome in 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
These are the best VPN extensions for Chrome that will protect your privacy without disrupting your browsing experience.
Finally, I found a MagSafe power bank that's fit for traveling (and fancy dinners)
Twelve South's thin and light Power Capsule is textured in cactus leather and available in 5k or 10k mAh capacities.
Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra vs. S25 Ultra: What worries me after years with Galaxy
The Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra looks like another incremental upgrade. I just hope these rumored omissions aren't true.
This SSD enclosure has become one of my most-used laptop accessories - here's why
The HyperDrive Next USB4 M.2 PCIe enclosure lets NVMe SSDs perform at their best, ensuring fast transfer speeds for large files.
Seattle reaches $29M settlement with family of student from India killed by officer
The city of Seattle has reached a $29 million settlement with the family of a 23-year-old graduate student from India who was struck by a speeding police officer as she crossed a street in 2023
Winning numbers drawn in Wednesdays Powerball
The winning numbers in Wednesday evenings drawing of the Powerball game were: 06-20-33-40-48, Powerball: 5
Grieving families press Congress on aviation safety reforms after midair collision near DC
Key senators and the families of the 67 people who died when an airliner collided with an Army helicopter near Washington, D.C., are convinced advanced aircraft locator systems that experts have been recommending for decades would have prevented the crash
Europe warily awaits Rubio at Munich Security Conference as Trump roils transatlantic ties
Secretary of State Marco Rubio is leading a large U.S. delegation to the Munich Security Conference this week
How to write Linux bash scripts on your Android - and why you'd want to
Enable the Linux terminal on any Android device, and you can create or practice your bash scripting on the go.
I've tested dozens of earbuds over the last year - these blow them all out of the water
The Denon PerL Pro surpassed my expectations with audiophile-grade sound right out of the box.
Say bye to spotty Wi-Fi - 10 proven ways to fix your internet fast
I spent a weekend tweaking my home network to improve my Wi-Fi speed and connectivity. Here's what worked.
I extended my AirTag's battery life to 10 years with this $15 accessory - how it works
The Elevation Lab Time Capsule fixed my biggest problem with AirTags. Now if only it weren't a tank.
What is Bluetooth 6.0? How the latest standard is changing audio right before our eyes
Bluetooth 6 is gaining traction in audio, but its best features ultimately lie in new hardware.
I opened a 9,000,000mAh power bank from eBay to learn the truth - here's what I saw
I often get asked about cheap power banks with hard-to-believe claims. Well, I bought one and tested it.
Does your TV track you even through the HDMI port? Short answer: Yes
TVs often analyze what you watch to curate suggestions and serve you ads, even through HDMI-connected devices, but we've found a few ways to take back control.
If you're looking to replace your old desktop, this Alienware laptop has all the power you need
Dell's Alienware m18 R2 is an 18-inch gaming laptop equipped with powerful hardware for high-end gaming.
Is your Samsung TV slow? This 5-second 'cold boot' trick should fix it
My Samsung TV was lagging, but a quick cold boot cleared its memory cache, instantly making it feel fast and responsive.
Gun accessory company to pay $1.75 million to Buffalo supermarket shooting victims
The maker of a gun accessory tied to a racist shooting that killed 10 Black people at a supermarket in Buffalo will pay $1.75 million to survivors and victims families and will stop selling the device in New York
After years of use, here's why I still wear my Apple Watch Ultra 2 proudly
The Apple Watch Ultra 2 remains a standout wearable, combining robust hardware and polished software to deliver a premium experience.
