Supreme Court revives suit from evangelical Christian challenging restrictions on demonstrations
The Supreme Court is reviving a lawsuit from an evangelical Christian barred from demonstrating in Mississippi after authorities say he shouted insults at people over a loudspeaker
Should you upgrade to M5 MacBook Pro from the M1? Short answer: It's probably time
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I'm not Epstein, I'm Pete: Florida lookalike breaks silence after viral I-95 video
Chainguard is racing to fix trust in AI-built software - here's how
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Ryan Gosling Recalls Preparing For Project Hail Mary By Consulting Katy Perry
LOS ANGELESCrediting the singer for sharing her unique expertise,actor Ryan Gosling told reporters Friday the story of how he prepared for his role in Project Hail Mary by consulting Katy Perry. Katy was a tremendous help on setI couldnt have played Dr. Ryland Grace without her, said the 45-year-old actor, who confirmed that the singer [] The post Ryan Gosling Recalls Preparing For Project Hail Mary By Consulting Katy Perry appeared first on The Onion .
Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again
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Trump Threatens Airstrikes On U.S. Gas Stations
WASHINGTONIn a promise to address the pain Americans were feeling at the pump as his war with Iran approached its fourth week, President Donald Trump threatened Friday to launch airstrikes against U.S. gas stations if they did not lower their prices. These terrible places must stop overcharging Americans every time they put fuel in their [] The post Trump Threatens Airstrikes On U.S. Gas Stations appeared first on The Onion .
Gas prices are soaring, with the price of crude oil rising above $119 per barrel at one point Thursday. The Onion shares tips for saving money at the pump. Remove unnecessary weight from your vehicle, such as airbags, doors, and bumpers. Driving in reverse uses less gas, probably. Limit braking to weekends. Make a tank [] The post Tips For Saving On Gas appeared first on The Onion .
Third Date Apparently Just Going To Be Watching Amlie Without Any Hugs Or Kisses
MILPITAS, CAAfter gradually resigning himself to an evening entirely devoid of physical intimacy, local man Seth Martin observed Friday that his third date with Hinge match Laura Parker was apparently just going to be watching Amlie without any hugs or kisses. Were an hour into the movie and Laura hasnt so much as held my [] The post Third Date Apparently Just Going To Be Watching Amlie Without Any Hugs Or Kisses appeared first on The Onion .
How to check if a text message is spam on Android - and the free tool I rely on
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The best streaming deals right now: Hulu, Disney+, Paramount+, and more
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A look at celebrations for Eid al-Fitr around the world, in photos
From prayers amid the rubble of Gaza to the great mosques of Istanbul, Muslims around the world are celebrating the holiday of Eid al-Fitr as they bid farewell to the Islamic holy month of Ramadan. Eid is typically greeted with joy and excitement and is marked with prayers and festivities that include family visits, gatherings, outings and new clothes. Prayers and celebrations are being held across Muslim countries like Egypt, and by Muslims in Greece, Russia and further afield. This year Eid is also being marked with war raging in Iran and many parts of the Middle East. This is a photo gallery curated by AP photo editors.
You're being tracked online - 9 easy ways to stop the surveillance
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Spanish-language reporter in Tennessee is released from immigration detention on bond
A reporter for a Spanish-language news outlet in Tennessee who contends she was wrongly held in a detention center for more than two weeks has been released
Man convicted of murder for 2019 death of Alabama college student Aniah Blanchard
A man has been convicted of murder in the 2019 death of an Alabama college student whose disappearance drew national attention
Arizona community hits 110 degrees F, the highest March temperature recorded in the US
Abnormal heat on the last day of winter continues to set records in the U.S. Southwest
Student loans to go to Treasury Department as Trump continues to dismantle Education Department
The U.S. Education Department is handing off a portion of its student loan portfolio to the Treasury Department
Authorities investigating close call between Alaska Airlines and FedEx planes landing at Newark
Federal aviation officials are investigating a close call at Newark Airport in which an Alaska Airlines jet flew over a FedEx cargo plane during landing approaches
Teenagers sue Musk's xAI claiming image-generator made sexually explicit images of them as minors
Three teenagers in Tennessee have sued Elon Musks xAI, claiming the companys image-generation tools were used to morph real photos of them into explicitly sexual images
Clergy seek court order to allow pastoral access to immigrants held at Minneapolis ICE facility
Clergy groups in Minnesota are asking a federal judge to order ICE to allow in-person pastoral visits for immigrants held in a Minneapolis federal building
Democrats aim to turn Trump's tariffs against GOP in campaigns for governor
Democrats are making President Trump's tariffs a central theme in their election campaigns. They argue these levies have increased costs for businesses and consumers. Governors like Kathy Hochul of New York and Andy Beshear of Kentucky are pressing for tariff refunds and criticizing Republican opponents.
I used Omega Linux to revitalize a junk PC, and it's noticeably better than Ubuntu
If you're looking for a distribution for an aging machine, consider Omega, based on Arch.
A Mexican teen migrant dies in a Florida jail holding ICE detainees
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement says a 19-year-old Mexican migrant has died at a county jail in Florida that has been holding immigrant detainees
Anti-apartheid activist and UN diplomat Nicholas Haysom dies at 73
Nicholas Haysom has died at 73
EndeavorOS Titan is one of the most unique Arch-based Linux distros I've tried - here's why
EndeavorOS Titan is the newest release in this Arch-based distribution, and it is well worth the update, especially if you depend on proper GPU drivers.
The body of an American student who went missing in Barcelona has been found, police in Spain say
Spanish authorities say they have found the body of missing college student from Illinois who was missing for more than two days
3 men are charged with conspiring to smuggle US artificial intelligence to China
A senior vice president of Super Micro Computer Inc. and two others affiliated with the company have been charged with conspiring to smuggle billions of dollars of computer servers containing advanced Nvidia chips to China
My personal data has been leaked several times - this service helped clean it all up
DeleteMe scans the internet for exposed personal information and works to remove it - with varying success.
How Israel Fooled Trump Into War With Iran, According to Joe Kent
How did Trump, after 10 years of saying one thing, do exactly the opposite when it comes to his policy on foreign wars? ... The post How Israel Fooled Trump Into War With Iran, According to Joe Kent appeared first on The New American .
This viral wireless dongle lets you share your audio on a flight - how it works
The Twelve South AirFly Pro 2 improves audio quality, streamlines connectivity, and makes in-flight entertainment much easier to enjoy.
Why your biggest tech upgrade this year is a splash of color
For phones, laptops, and other mobile accessories, any color besides black is the new black.
NYT: Leftist Hero Cesar Chavez Was a Pedophile and Rapist
Yet another civil rights hero has been exposed as a rapist, and several states have canceled observance of Cesar Chavez Day. ... The post NYT: Leftist Hero Cesar Chavez Was a Pedophile and Rapist appeared first on The New American .
A man formerly suspected in infamous case of NYC missing child Etan Patz has died
A man who was suspected for decades in the 1979 disappearance of New York first grader Etan Patz has died
Meet Cesar Chavez: Civil rights icon who freed farmworkers accused of abusing girls for years
For decades, Cesar Chavez was revered as a labor icon, but in March 2026, Dolores Huerta revealed decades of sexual abuse by him. The New York Times further reported systematic abuse of young girls within the movement. These revelations have led to widespread condemnation, the removal of honors, and a community grappling with the duality of their former hero.
Pentagon to Request Over $200 Billion for Iran War
This would be another large-scale transfer of public funds to the defense sector, with profits closely tied to the duration and intensity of the war. ... The post Pentagon to Request Over $200 Billion for Iran War appeared first on The New American .
Trump Repeats False Claim That Iranians Produce Oil From Bodies Like Bees
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SSD prices have gone up, but this 8TB WD-Black option is 67% off at Best Buy right now
The AI industry is driving up prices for RAM and SSDs, but we found a great deal on the WD Black SN850P.
James Talarico: Charismatic Leftist RADICAL Leads GOP in Texas
Will Texas have its own Zohran Mamdani or AOC in the Senate in less than a year? Its possible if early polls are any guide. ... The post James Talarico: Charismatic Leftist RADICAL Leads GOP in Texas appeared first on The New American .
Office NCAA Bracket Marks Yearly Interaction With Coworkers
CHICAGOSources confirmed Thursday that more than two dozen employees of logistics company LQR Freight had reluctantly agreed to participate in their offices March Madness pool, thus marking their single annual interaction with one another. Mike was in the kitchen handing everyone printouts, and it was the first time wed spoken since I told him I [] The post Office NCAA Bracket Marks Yearly Interaction With Coworkers appeared first on The Onion .
How to turn your old Android phone or iPhone into a security camera - in 4 easy steps
You can easily use your old phone as a live home security camera and get alerts, two-way audio, and even recordings.
Former '19 Kids and Counting' star Joseph Duggar is arrested on a child molestation charge
Joseph Duggar from 19 Kids and Counting faces a child molestation charge in Florida tied to a girls account of abuse
What is MoCA 2.5? How this low-cost networking can replace Wi-Fi and fix dead zones
MoCA 2.5 leverages old coaxial cables to enable high-speed internet. I break down the technology and why it's a viable alternative to Wi-Fi.
I tested NordVPN's free scam checker against a real threat in my inbox - here's how it did
Can an AI tool successfully detect not just standard scams, but those created with the same technology? I put NordVPN's new offering to the test with advanced recruitment scams filling my inbox.
The best data removal services of 2026: Delete yourself from the internet
My favorite data removal services pry your personal data from the hands of brokers and wipe away online records.
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I wore the Whoop 5.0 for a month - it combines the best of the Oura Ring and Apple Watch
The Whoop 5.0 has several medical-minded tools, like ECG and blood pressure monitoring. Here's how I actually used them.
Bose just gave me a compelling reason to put my AirPods Pro away for good
Bose's QuietComfort Ultra 2 deliver strong audio and comfort in a form ideal for travel.
This infrared gadget claims to improve your mood with lights - I got to the bottom of it
I tested a near-infrared light device that attaches to my computer, mimics the sun, and allegedly improves mood and focus. Did it work?
Stop falling for scams with Norton's antivirus software - especially while it's 70% off
Get a year of Norton 360 Premium, which includes a VPN and scam protection, at a major discount ahead of Amazon's Big Spring Sale.
Charlie Kirk Hater Sentenced for Possessing Child Porn, Blames Parents for Religious Trauma
Jeremy Williams, a former high school principal in Oregon, landed more than five years in the slammer for possessing child porn. ... The post Charlie Kirk Hater Sentenced for Possessing Child Porn, Blames Parents for Religious Trauma appeared first on The New American .
Dolores Huerta ends her silence, champions decades of advocacy for marginalized groups
Dolores Huerta has dedicated her life to breaking down barriers and cemented her place in history as one of the nations most influential labor leaders, civil rights icons and feminist activists
I can't recommend cheap Samsung and Google phones when this Android rival exists
Review: The Nothing Phone 4a Pro beats its midrange competitors with a premium build, smooth user experience, and a versatile camera setup.
Has Newsom Teamed Up With Xi & CCP to Destroy California?
Some of Newsom's environmental bills rely on Chinese science to justify extreme regulatory measures that are killing California producers. ... The post Has Newsom Teamed Up With Xi & CCP to Destroy California? appeared first on The New American .
What To Know About Project Hail Mary
Ryan Gosling stars in Project Hail Mary, an adaptation of the popular sci-fi novel by Andy Weir. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q: Who does Ryan Gosling play? A: Ryland Grace, an eighth grade science teacher somehow still determined to save humanity despite having spent decades surrounded by middle [] The post What To Know About Project Hail Mary appeared first on The Onion .
DHS: ICE Can Enter Homes Without Pants
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Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman
PASADENA, CAIn what many have hailed as a groundbreaking discovery in the field of genetics, scientists at the California Institute of Technology published a study Thursday revealing that up to 93% of American baby boomers were fathered by a single virile milkman. Our extensive DNA analysis shows that one hyper-fertile dairy deliveryman going about his [] The post Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman appeared first on The Onion .
University Of Toledo Named Best College To Attend For Semester Before Dropping Out To Do Hair
WASHINGTONHailing the Midwestern school as one of the best places to pursue and then abandon an undergraduate education, U.S. News & World Report announced Thursday that it had selected the University of Toledo as the best college to attend for a semester before dropping out to do hair for a living. For students who take [] The post University Of Toledo Named Best College To Attend For Semester Before Dropping Out To Do Hair appeared first on The Onion .
I tested an M.2 PCIe enclosure for data storage, and it promptly improved my workflow
The HyperDrive Next USB4 M.2 PCIe enclosure lets NVMe SSDs perform at their best, ensuring fast transfer speeds for large files.
Iran hits back at multiple Gulf refineries after Israeli strike on its offshore gas field
DUBAI, Mar 19: Iran intensified its attacks on its Gulf Arab neighbours energy sites Thursday, hitting a Saudi refinery on the Red Sea and setting Qatari liquefied natural gas facilities and two Kuwaiti oil refineries ablaze as it struck back following an Israeli attack on its main natural gas field, a major escalation in the Mideast war that has sent global fuel prices soaring. Brent crude oil, the international standard, spiked to USD 114 a barrel as global fears of [] The post Iran hits back at multiple Gulf refineries after Israeli strike on its offshore gas field appeared first on Daily Excelsior .
Belarus leader hosts US envoy for talks, latest step in his effort to improve ties with Washington
Authoritarian President Alexander Lukashenko on Thursday hosted a U.S. envoy for talks in the Belarus capital of Minsk, the latest step in the isolated leaders effort to improve ties with the West
9 useful car gadgets I'd pay full price for (but some are on sale now)
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The best phone deals from T-Mobile, Verizon, AT&T and other carriers right now
Amazon Spring Sale is coming soon, but multiple carriers are offering deals on flagship phones, including the iPhone 17 Pro for free.
The best web hosting services of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
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Csar Chavez and Dolores Huerta led a movement that won better wages and conditions for farmworkers
Dolores Huerta and the late Csar Chavez are both credited with leading a movement that got growers to negotiate for better wages and working conditions for farm workers
Csar Chavez Day events renamed, postponed or canceled after sexual abuse allegations
Allegations that Csar Chavez sexually abused women and girls are reshaping how many communities honor him
Monthly cash payments could boost disaster survivors. A Maui nonprofit tries it out
A new cash aid program in Maui is helping some Lahaina fire survivors stay afloat long after the flames
Winning numbers drawn in Wednesdays Powerball
The winning numbers in Wednesday evenings drawing of the Powerball game were: 14-18-19-21-69, Powerball: 1
Mullin presents a different vision for FEMA, sparking cautious hope
President Donald Trumps pick to lead Homeland Security is signaling a gentler stance on FEMA and promising to roll back some recent restrictions
Japan's Prime Minister Takaichi meets with Trump as he seeks help securing the Strait of Hormuz
The meeting that Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi will have at the White House originally seemed like a prime opportunity to have President Donald Trumps ear before he embarked on a trip to China
Many work to reconcile Csar Chavez's labor rights activist legacy with sexual abuse allegations
Many people across the U.S. are working to reconcile the legacy of the long-admired Latino icon Csar Chavez with stunning allegations that he sexually abused girls and women
California community ties all-time March temperature record in the US
A tiny desert community in Southern California has tied the highest March temperature ever recorded in the U.S. The 108 degree day in North Shore, California, came amid a record-breaking winter heat wave in the Southwest that will stretch into the week...
How to turn your old Android phone into a Wi-Fi extender - and fix dead spots at home
It's free, easy to set up, and lets you avoid upgrading to a mesh system.
Gabbard Roasted in Senate Hearing, Written Testimony Contradicts Trump
Tulsi Gabbard found herself sailing between Scylla and Charybdis today during her testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee. ... The post Gabbard Roasted in Senate Hearing, Written Testimony Contradicts Trump appeared first on The New American .
I see why this Linux distro is the dream pick for gamers and content creators
Yes, it was a challenge to install. But then GLF OS took me by surprise - in the best possible way.
I didn't think switching to a 4K webcam on my MacBook would make such a big difference
The PTZ webcam from Obsbot packs a punch in a tiny form factor. But you'll have to be willing to pay to play.
I test drove the new Android Desktop Mode with my Pixel, and it genuinely wowed me
The latest Android feature turned my Pixel phone into a genuinely productive desktop computer - for free.
NYPD says officer who guards mayor's home is suspended after shooting a man while off duty
A New York City police officer who works security at the mayors residence and City Hall has been suspended
From NIL deals to retirement at 35: JPMorgan aims to help athletes avoid bad money habits
JPMorgan Chase is making a new wealth advising push for athletes at every income level, so their money lasts longer
Rapper Mystikal pleads guilty to third-degree rape in Louisiana
Rapper Mystikal has pleaded guilty to raping a woman at his Louisiana home nearly four years ago
FBI says suspicious package found at Florida Air Force base contained 'possible energetic materials'
The FBI says a suspicious package found at MacDill Air Force Base contains possible energetic materials, and the investigation is ongoing
2 tugboat crew members killed in 'confined space incident' on barge, Coast Guard says
An investigation is underway after two crew members of a tugboat were killed and two others were harmed in what the Coast Guard described as a confined space incident aboard a barge moored in southeast Alaska
How to monitor airport security lines at US airports while TSA officers go without pay
Spring break travelers are facing unpredictable lines at airport security as the partial U.S. government shutdown strains TSA staffing
US national debt surges past $39 trillion just weeks into war in Iran
The U.S. national debt has hit a record $39 trillion
98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness
U.S. Circuit Judge Pauline Newman, the oldest active federal judge at 98 years old, asked the Supreme Court to step in after being suspended by colleagues over concerns about her mental acuity. What do you think? The post 98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness appeared first on The Onion .
A quiet domain registration has reignited one of the most enduring mysteries in American political life.
Ohio TikToker Rachel Tussey dies at 47 after cosmetic surgery complications, family demands answers
Newly discovered Whitey Bulger writings show former FBI agent was framed, lawyer allege
One 'freaking snake' and no apologies: How the Mullin hearing went off the rails
