Unplugging these 7 common household devices helped reduce my electricity bills
You might be surprised to learn how many 'vampire devices' could be in your home, silently draining power.
Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly
CHICAGOPleading with fans to rein in their excitement during Saturdays pivotal wild card matchup, Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams was reportedly forced to signal the boisterous home crowd at Soldier Field to eat less loudly. The way these rowdy Bears fans are chewing, smacking their lips, and grunting as they ravenously scarf down hot dogs, [] The post Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly appeared first on The Onion .
Musk: AI Will Make Cash Worthless, Work Optional, Retirement-saving Obsolete and More
If work ennobles man, as the saying goes, are we headed for a very ignoble future? If cash is king today, what will reign tomorrow? ... The post Musk: AI Will Make Cash Worthless, Work Optional, Retirement-saving Obsolete and More appeared first on The New American .
I demoed these next-level sleep earbuds at CES 2026, and they go beyond great audio
The NextSense Smartbuds, new sleep earbuds I saw at CES, use EEG to deliver more restorative sleep.
Daniel Walker Howe, Pulitzer Prize-winning historian, dead at 88
Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Daniel Walker Howe has died at 88
Man found with 100 human skulls and mummfied bodies in Pennsylvania grave robbery case
A man was arrested near Philadelphia's Mount Moriah Cemetery with approximately 100 human skulls and other body parts, linked to weeks of grave robberies. Investigators found extensive remains, including torsos and mummified limbs, at the suspect's home and a storage unit. The motive for the desecration of the historic burial ground remains under investigation.
Rioter convicted for carrying Pelosi's podium seeks Florida county office
Adam Johnson, known for grabbing Nancy Pelosi's podium during the Capitol riot, is running for a county office in Florida
Happy Trump: Trump wears own lapel pin for meeting on Venezuelan oil
President Trump wore a 'Happy Trump' lapel pin during a White House meeting with oil executives to discuss Venezuelan oil strategy. The pin, a cartoon-style depiction of himself, drew attention amidst serious geopolitical discussions. Officials stated the meeting focused on practical issues regarding potential US energy company involvement in Venezuela's oil future.
The 13 most useful smart home devices I've seen at CES 2026 (and would buy if I could)
I spent the week on the CES show floor, searching for compelling smart home devices. Here's what I found.
This HP laptop just set a new record for battery life at CES 2026 - and it's not bulky
Every single OmniBook model is getting upgrades, with one laptop in particular reportedly gaining a record-setting battery life.
I've tested Gemini, ChatGPT, Copilot, and others - Lenovo might have all AI assistants beat
Meet Qira, a personal ambient intelligence system that works across your devices.
I did not expect the best women's health tracker at CES to be this one (but it is)
Peri is a health wearable that detects perimenopausal symptoms. It's available for preorder now.
The best security keys of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
Unless an attacker physically holds your security key in their hand, your online account is likely safe from intrusion. We tested and ranked the best security keys of 2026.
Greenland's party leaders firmly reject Trump's push for US control of the island
Greenlands party leaders have rejected President Donald Trumps calls for the U.S. to take control of the island
A battered Cuba braces for aftershocks as US seizures of oil tankers linked to Venezuela surge
As U.S. seizures of oil tankers linked to Venezuela surge, so do concerns in Cuba about whether the islands government and economy will survive
How the US could take over Greenland and the potential challenges
U.S. President Donald Trump has repeatedly threatened Greenland and says Washington must take control of the strategically located island
Protests against ICE planned across US after shootings in Minneapolis and Portland, Oregon
Protests against immigration enforcement have been planned across the country after federal officers shot three people in Minneapolis and Portland
Winning numbers drawn in Fridays Mega Millions
The winning numbers in Friday evenings drawing of the Mega Millions game were: 12-30-36-42-47, Mega Ball: 16, Megaplier:
New York attorney general sues Trump administration over offshore wind project freeze
New Yorks attorney general has sued the Trump administration for halting two major offshore wind projects expected to power more than 1 million homes
Judge blocks Trump's elections order in lawsuit by vote-by-mail states Oregon and Washington
A federal judge on Friday blocked President Donald Trumps administration from enforcing most of his executive order on elections against the vote-by-mail states Washington and Oregon, in the latest blow to Trumps efforts to require documentary proof ...
Florida sets execution date for man convicted of killing a traveling salesman
A man convicted of killing a traveling salesman during a robbery is set to become Floridas first execution of 2026
Head of FBI's New York field office to serve as co-deputy director
The head of the FBIs New York field office has been named co-deputy director of the bureau, replacing Dan Bongino following his departure last week
Philly Sheriff Says Shell Arrest ICE Agents Who Attempt to Enforce Immigration Law
Rochelle Bilal has vowed to rebel against the federal government if authorities attempt to enforce immigration laws in the City of Brotherly Love. ... The post Philly Sheriff Says Shell Arrest ICE Agents Who Attempt to Enforce Immigration Law appeared first on The New American .
ICE Agents Bodycam Footage Clearly Shows Woman Attempted to Run Him Down Before Shooting
Footage from the camera attached to the agents chest shows the moment the woman looked at him and accelerated, knowing she would hit him. ... The post ICE Agents Bodycam Footage Clearly Shows Woman Attempted to Run Him Down Before Shooting appeared first on The New American .
Trump Withdraws U.S. From 66 International Organizations
In a major step toward restoring U.S. sovereignty, President Donald Trump has ordered the United States withdrawal from 66 international organizations. On Wednesday, Trump signed a memorandum titled Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States, which directs his administration to take immediate ... The post Trump Withdraws U.S. From 66 International Organizations appeared first on The New American .
Five CES 2026 products I'd buy as soon as they'd take my money
With the Las Vegas trade show coming to a close, here are the products that impressed me the most - enough to make me reach for my wallet.
Well Take It From Here, Boys, Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier
The post Well Take It From Here, Boys, Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier appeared first on The Onion .
OReilly: Minnesota Is in Open Rebellion Against the Federal Government
The state is playing a dangerous game that selfishly puts political fortunes first and America and her people last sometimes, dead last. ... The post OReilly: Minnesota Is in Open Rebellion Against the Federal Government appeared first on The New American .
These fashion-forward headphones have no business sounding this good for the price
With bold styling, innovative features, and immersive sound, Nothing's first over-ear headphones are memorable - and on sale
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
WASHINGTONCirculating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the worst of the worst, the Department of Homeland Security released a watchlist Friday warning Americans about the presence of mothers driving cars. Please be on the lookout for the following mothers, who are confirmed to be in possession of dangerous vehicles and should be met [] The post DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars appeared first on The Onion .
Still haven't updated to iOS 26? You're far from alone - surprisingly
Many iPhone users are still tapping 'Remind Me Later' on iOS 26. Is it design concerns, early bugs, or a lack of must-have features? Let's look at the data.
Dems Midterm Strategy: Hate Trump and Then Hate Him Some More
This is the Democrats long-standing electoral strategy: Hate President Donald Trump. Then hate him some more. Then keep hating him. ... The post Dems Midterm Strategy: Hate Trump and Then Hate Him Some More appeared first on The New American .
Minneapolis schools will offer remote learning amid federal immigration enforcement
The Minneapolis school system will offer families the option of remote learning for a month amid federal immigration enforcement in the city
JD Vance Claims Rene Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
The post JD Vance Claims Rene Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place appeared first on The Onion .
Presidents priority: Trump picks up Fox News call during New York Times interview
President Donald Trump took a call from Fox News during a New York Times interview. The interview, held in the Oval Office, was interrupted multiple times by phone calls. Trump also spoke with Colombian leader Gustavo Petro. This marked a rare extended engagement with the Times, a publication Trump has often criticized.
The Onions Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller has been the force behind many of President Trumps hard-line policies, including a zero tolerance immigration system, the Muslim ban, and, most recently, threats to annex Greenland. The Onion sat down with the America First policymaker to discuss his time in the administration. The Onion: How do [] The post The Onions Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller appeared first on The Onion .
Wave Browser helps wipe out your to-do listand toxic ocean waste
The free, Chromium-based, AppEsteem-certified web browser has partnered with 4ocean to help clean up ocean plastic and trash as you surf the web.
The best 98-inch TVs of 2026: Cinema-sized and expert tested
Help create a movie-goer's experience at home with a 98-inch TV. We've tested the latest and best from brands like Hisense, TCL, and Sony.
Senate Advances Resolution Opposing Further Military Action in Venezuela; Trump Fumes
The Senate advanced a measure to stop Trump from engaging in further military action in Venezuela absent congressional authorization. ... The post Senate Advances Resolution Opposing Further Military Action in Venezuela; Trump Fumes appeared first on The New American .
Timeline Of U.S. Interventions In Latin America
The Trump administrations strikes on Venezuela are part of a long history of American involvement in the region. The Onion looks back at the history of U.S. interventions in Latin America. 500 B.C. So far so good. 1899 The United Fruit Company begins its noble quest to spread the love of healthy eating throughout Latin [] The post Timeline Of U.S. Interventions In Latin America appeared first on The Onion .
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part Mr. Biscuits Documentary After Adopting Cat
WALPOLE, NHRevealing that the series would force Americans to rethink everything they thought they knew about the cute little fuzzball, filmmaker Ken Burns announced Friday the release of Mr. Biscuits, a 10-part documentary about the cat he adopted from a local animal shelter. For decades, I thought The Civil War would stand as my most [] The post Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part Mr. Biscuits Documentary After Adopting Cat appeared first on The Onion .
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors
WASHINGTONSaying the sumptuous gift should slake the administrations thirst for the next few months, Fox News sent President Donald Trump its quarterly tithe of three blond anchors, White House sources confirmed Friday. We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs, said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch, who [] The post Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors appeared first on The Onion .
RingConn Gen 3 debuts at CES 2026 - with two big features Oura doesn't have
The subscription-free Oura alternative has unveiled its third-generation ring with new features, sizes, and finishes.
The right way to run an internet speed test (and how I use the results for better Wi-Fi)
After a decade testing PCs, routers, and home networks, I know what causes slow speeds and can help you optimize your internet connection.
Stop using your router's USB port - what PC experts recommend instead
Your router's USB port is convenient, but its unreliability makes it susceptible to a potential security risk.
Is turning off Windows Security a bad idea in 2026? A PC expert's bottom line
Here's why you shouldn't disable the default protection service - and the few reasons why you should.
Most people ignore this productivity-enhancing monitor setting - here's why you shouldn't
Your monitor setup can greatly streamline workflows in certain situations. Here's how to set up a vertical one in Windows 11.
HP's 45-hour battery life OmniBook is the most exciting laptop unveiling at CES this year
Every single OmniBook model is getting upgrades, with one laptop in particular reportedly gaining a record-setting battery life.
I tried Motorola's foldable phone at CES, and it beats the Samsung Z Fold 7 in a useful way
Motorola's Razr Fold comes with a 8.1-inch inner display, a robust set of cameras, and AI-powered features.
7 Windows laptops that caught us by surprise at CES 2026 - including this trackpad beast
2026 is shaping up to be an exciting year for PCs: Dell is reviving the XPS, while MSI has just announced a new series of ultra-thin laptops.
Should you upgrade your Wi-Fi router to mesh? I compared both for months, and here's my pick
Do you need one access point or full-home coverage? Here's what a networking expert suggests.
What is Wi-Fi 8? And why speed isn't your primary concern with the latest standard
The last few major Wi-Fi releases have focused on achieving the fastest possible connection. Wi-Fi 8 is designed to ensure a stable connection.
These CES smart glasses caught me off guard, beating every other pair I've tried in a big way
The XGIMI Memomind series comprises three smart glasses, with one of them weighing under 30 grams.
One of our favorite smartwatches of 2025 is on sale for $50 off for the New Year
With its lightning-fast charging speeds, long battery life, and premium build, the OnePlus Watch 3 is a worthy rival to many flagship wearables.
I saw the future of sleep earbuds at CES - and you can preorder them today
The NextSense Smartbuds, new sleep earbuds I saw at CES, use EEG to deliver more restorative sleep.
AI PCs aren't selling, and Microsoft's PC partners are scrambling
Microsoft has gone all-in with its plans to turn the Windows PC into an AI-powered 'agentic OS.' But at least one PC maker says consumers aren't buying the Copilot hype.
Donald Trump says he has never taken the 'fat drug' Ozempic, but this White House official has...
President Donald Trump told The New York Times he has not used GLP-1 weight-loss drugs like Ozempic or Wegovy but joked he probably should. The disclosure comes as these medications spark debates over healthcare costs and insurance coverage. Trumps remarks highlight both his personal health and his administrations policies aimed at lowering drug prices, showing the drugs growing political and cultural relevance.
Finally, I found a room-filling soundbar that makes a subwoofer unnecessary for me
To fill your TV room with big, bold sound, you need a soundbar akin to the Bluesound Pulse Cinema.
The coolest audio gear I listened to at CES 2026 (including brain-reading headphones)
I spent a week at CES finding the best audio products. These ones stood out the most.
We saw dozens of TVs at CES 2026: Keep these 5 models on your radar this year
At the Las Vegas trade show, we're seeing several unique and premium offerings from the world's leading TV manufacturers.
My favorite Kindle accessory brand just released an iPad case at CES - and it's pure genius
Strapsicle's new iPad mini case transforms your Apple tablet into a better e-reader - and it's designed with accessibility in mind.
This MagSafe accessory hidden in the CES halls is my sleeper pick for best of the show
A more polished Ohsnap Mcon controller is being showcased at CES, and it's accompanied by some quirky companions.
CES 2026: The 7 most advanced smart glasses we tried on - and can't stop thinking about
What's more futuristic and innovative than technology you wear on your face? These are our top picks at this year's show.
Finally, a 16-inch Windows laptop that I'd actually bring for work (even though it's for gamers)
MSI's new Stealth 16 AI+ appeals to gamers, creators, and professionals with a thin design and Panther Lake CPU.
If Windows laptops in 2026 are going to be as powerful and lightweight as this, I'm excited
MSI's Prestige and Modern series laptops have standard OLED displays and Intel 'Panther Lake' chips.
I'm an AI expert, and this note-taking pin is the most convincing hardware I've tried at CES
The AI wearable keeps the sleek pill form factor and adds some useful upgrades.
OnePlus offers compelling free earbuds deal with its latest flagship phone - how to qualify
For folks who have been on the fence about the OnePlus 15, this Buds Pro 3 deal may get you off of it.
CES 2026 live: The 7 biggest news stories across TVs, laptops, weird gadgets, and more
We're nearing the finish line for the world's largest technology trade show - here are the top announcements so far to bring you up to speed.
US: Man wielding sharp object shot by police in Brooklyn hospital
The incident happened around 5.30 pm on Thursday at the NewYork-Presbyterian Brooklyn Methodist Hospital, New York City police said; Officers responded to a report of a man armed with a sharp object inside the facility in Brooklyn`s Park Slope neighbourhood
This lightweight distro loaded with apps is not your father's GNU/Linux - here's why
Lightweight Linux distributions get a bad rap for shipping with minimal reinstalled software. Besgnulinux, loaded with old-school charm, is the exception.
Man wielding sharp object shot by police in Brooklyn hospital
Police have shot a man wielding a sharp object in a hospital in Brooklyn
Walz Faces Legal Perils Over National Guard Comment, Somali Fraud Scandal
Angry Republicans want Minnesota Governor Tim Walz charged under the Insurrection Act and prosecuted by the Justice Department. ... The post Walz Faces Legal Perils Over National Guard Comment, Somali Fraud Scandal appeared first on The New American .
Leftists Riot in Minneapolis As Democrats Call Self-defense Shooting Murder
The violent rhetoric regarding the fatal ICE shooting yesterday has incited violence and flag-burning in Minneapolis. ... The post Leftists Riot in Minneapolis As Democrats Call Self-defense Shooting Murder appeared first on The New American .
Tennessee university reinstates professor fired for Charlie Kirk post and settles for $500k
Austin Peay State University has reinstated a professor who was fired for his social media post after the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk
OnePlus is offering $100 off its latest flagship (and giving away free earbuds)
The OnePlus 15 is a powerful smartphone that prioritizes speed and endurance, housing the latest Qualcomm chip and a large 7300mAh battery.
U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements
The United Kingdom banned junk food advertisements on television before 9 p.m. and at any time online, part of a drive to tackle childhood obesity. What do you think? The post U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements appeared first on The Onion .
Commanders cornerback Marshon Lattimore arrested outside Cleveland on weapons charges
Washington Commanders cornerback Marshon Lattimore was arrested on weapons charges outside his hometown of Cleveland
Officials withheld evidence on Florida's 'Alligator Alcatraz' funding, environmental groups say
Environmental groups claim federal and state officials withheld evidence about funding for an immigration detention center in the Florida Everglades
Pope indicates new governing style for Catholic Church with regular, annual cardinal meetings
Pope Leo XIV says he intends to bring the worlds Catholic cardinals together on an annual basis
Minneapolis shooting: The heart-rending poem that ICE victim Renee Nicole Good wrote
Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year-old poet and mother, was fatally shot by a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer during an operation in south Minneapolis. Officials quickly deemed the shooting justified, though an investigation was announced. Good was an award-winning writer, recognized in 2020 for her poem 'On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs.'
I have no problem ditching my AirPods for these earbuds - especially at this affordable price
The CMF Buds 2 Plus offers a secure and comfortable fit, clear audio, effective noise cancellation, and a long battery life.
MSI's new 16-inch laptop has a hybrid form factor that's right up my alley
MSI's new Stealth 16 AI+ appeals to gamers, creators, and professionals with a thin design and Panther Lake CPU.
The sneaky ways AI chatbots keep you hooked - and coming back for more
The rise of social media turned human attention into a commodity. Now, the AI race is taking that to new heights.
Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela
President Donald Trump has made a number of claims about the future of Venezuela since U.S. special forces raided the country and captured President Nicols Maduro and his wife. The Onion assesses the veracity of the presidents statements. Claim: The U.S. attacked Venezuela for its oil. Partially True: Also for bloodlust. Claim: Venezuela stole oil [] The post Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela appeared first on The Onion .
The coolest audio gear of CES 2026: soundbars, headphones, speakers and more
I spent a week at CES 2026 finding the best audio products. Here's what I found.
I tried on Infinix's new AI glasses at CES - 3 swappable frames offer real style options
A swappable AI compute system, plus translation and capture features are designed to keep your phone in your pocket.
The shooting outside a Utah church grew out of a dispute between funeral goers, police say
Investigators say a shooting outside a church in Salt Lake City that killed two people and injured six others grew out of a dispute between people who knew each other and were attending a funeral
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTONClaiming that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot 37-year-old Minneapolis resident Renee Good as she drove away from him was fully justified, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem warned Thursday that any action taken by Americans would be treated as domestic terrorism. Make no mistake: Anything and everything Americans do, from the second [] The post DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism appeared first on The Onion .
My favorite smart ring I saw at CES isn't a health tracker
The Pebble Index 01 smart ring helps you remember the things you'd forget - and I can't wait to get my hands on one.
Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic
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