Winning numbers drawn in Fridays Mega Millions
The winning numbers in Friday evenings drawing of the Mega Millions game were: 16-21-27-41-61, Mega Ball: 24, Megaplier:
Air Force says former Qatari 747 will be ready to fly Trump as Air Force One this summer
The U.S. Air Force has completed modifications to a Boeing 747 jet donated by Qatar for temporary use as Air Force One
California woman charged with manslaughter in death of man killed by her son an on e-motorcycle
A California woman has been charged with involuntary manslaughter after an 81-year-old man struck by her son on an e-motorcycle died from his injuries
Bard College's president to retire after scrutiny of relationship with Jeffrey Epstein
The longtime president of Bard College in New York has announced his retirement, months after it was revealed that he had a much deeper relationship than was previously known with disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein
FEMA tells court it is offering jobs back to employees who were let go in January
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has begun offering new appointments to disaster workers whose contracts were not renewed in January
Spirit Airlines appears closer to a shutdown as time dwindles for a government bailout
Cash-strapped Spirit Airlines appeared closer to a shutdown after Friday came and went without a needed government bailout
Building trades unions emerge as a key ally of tech giants in push for AI data centers
Building trades unions have long been considered a voice of the American worker
Censorship in Disguise? Congress Introduces Antisemitism Resolution
Two congressmen introduced a resolution this week that appears to put pressure on social media platforms to censor criticism toward Israel. ... The post Censorship in Disguise? Congress Introduces Antisemitism Resolution appeared first on The New American .
Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut
MURCIA, SPAINSending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros while we wait to assess the severity of this tragic styling [] The post Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut appeared first on The Onion .
US to withdraw 5,000 troops from Germany in next 6-12 months
The Pentagon says the United States will withdraw about 5,000 troops from Germany in the next 6-12 months
Israeli cops have arrested the Jewish extremist suspected of attacking a Catholic nun in Jerusalem on Tuesday. ... The post Cops Arrest, Condemn Suspect in Attack on Nun in Jerusalem. Anti-Christian Attacks Are Routine, Report Says. appeared first on The New American .
Yet another federal judge appointed in the name of diversity, equity, and inclusion has freed yet another illegal-alien thug arrested by ICE. ... The post Biden DEI Judge Orders ICE to Release Illegal-alien Murder Suspect; Other DEI Appointees Block Arrests, Deportations appeared first on The New American .
Louisiana Republicans eliminate elected position days before an exoneree was set to take office
Louisiana Republicans have eliminated the office an exoneree was set to take after being overwhelmingly elected to the New Orleans-based seat
T-Mobile is giving 5G customers Hulu and Netflix subscriptions, free - here's how to get them
If you're a T-Mobile customer on an Experience Beyond or Go5G Next plan, Hulu and Netflix (both with ads) are now included with your service.
5 last-minute gifts your mom will actually like for Mother's Day (and all are on sale)
Mother's Day is coming up, and we've found the best useful gadgets and cozy items that our moms on staff approve.
Trumps Candidate Dominates Floridas Governor Race; DeSantis Refuses to Endorse Anyone
Gubernatorial candidate Byron Donalds dominates in the polls now, but Gov. Ron DeSantis has publicly refused to endorse any candidate. ... The post Trumps Candidate Dominates Floridas Governor Race; DeSantis Refuses to Endorse Anyone appeared first on The New American .
Samsung will give you a free 32-inch Odyssey monitor right now - how to qualify
Samsung's BOGO monitor deal is back. Here's what you need to know.
Casey Means Sucked Back Into Magical Neti Pot
The post Casey Means Sucked Back Into Magical Neti Pot appeared first on The Onion .
Anti-Christian Hate: Biden Attorneys Aimed to Target Nuns Loathed Their Head Coverings
Senior DOJ prosecutors spoke of nuns with contempt and salivated over the prospect of prosecuting them for wearing habits. ... The post Anti-Christian Hate: Biden Attorneys Aimed to Target Nuns Loathed Their Head Coverings appeared first on The New American .
Polite Cult Member Assumes Reason Penises Cut Off Will Eventually Come Up In Conversation
BOULDER, COAssuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyones penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. The last thing I want to do as a new recruit is come in demanding explanations [] The post Polite Cult Member Assumes Reason Penises Cut Off Will Eventually Come Up In Conversation appeared first on The Onion .
Google Maps vs. Waze: I compared the two best navigation apps, and this one wins
Waze is great for fast reroutes and real-time alerts, while Google Maps delivers deep Gemini integration and more features. Here's my pick after extensive testing.
AI is the hottest topic in tech with new models and products launching daily. Here's how we test the latest AI developments at ZDNET.
US military reaches deals with 7 tech companies to use their AI on classified systems
The Pentagon says it's partnering with seven tech companies to tap into their artificial intelligence in classified systems, allowing the military to boost its use of AI to help it fight wars
I've tested robot mowers for years - here's my expert advice for every yard type
I have one golden rule: It's not about the mower, it's about the yard. Here's my checklist for deciding which to buy.
Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think? The post Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts appeared first on The Onion .
The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event. 1 in 3 Invitees aware the Met is a museum 5th Floor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala $25 Target gift card awarded to [] The post The Met Gala By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion .
Best Buy just slashed up to $2,000 off our favorite TCL Mini LED TV - no strings attached
The TCL QM8 is an excellent Mini LED TV that offers high-quality picture and audio, and you can save thousands with this Best Buy deal.
McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch
HUNT VALLEY, MDHailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. At McCormick, we know well the frustrations and difficult side effects that come with abrupt attempts to quit gravy, so [] The post McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch appeared first on The Onion .
Mini LED vs. OLED: I've tested dozens of TV with both display types, and this one's better
OLED is the king of TV tech, but the latest developments in Mini-LED put it in close second. I've broken down the differences to help you decide.
Long DACA renewal wait times leave some 'Dreamers' without status, fearing detainment
Renewal wait times for the Obama-era program that allows people who were brought to the U.S. as children to temporarily remain in the country and work have increased dramatically in the past year
Small plane crashes near Austin, killing all 5 aboard, county official says
A small plane has crashed in a small city near Austin, Texas, killing all five people aboard
How I scan documents with my Android phone and turn them into PDFs for free - it's easy
Need to make a PDF from your Android phone? You can use Google's free tool to scan and create documents in seconds. Here's how.
Table Tennis Champion Too Weak To Hoist Trophy Over Head
The post Table Tennis Champion Too Weak To Hoist Trophy Over Head appeared first on The Onion .
Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner
The post Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner appeared first on The Onion .
Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere
The post Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere appeared first on The Onion .
I used Photoshop's new AI tool to rotate objects in 3D, and it's pure magic
Adobe's AI-enabled Rotate Object tool can do some really cool things, but human skill is still crucial for success.
After major enforcement operations, the Trump administration recalibrates its immigration crackdown
President Donald Trumps administration appears to be recalibrating its centerpiece policy of mass deportations after a series of major immigration enforcement operations in American cities soured the publics mood on it
Republicans say they will defer to Trump on Iran war despite arrival of 60-day deadline
Republican lawmakers say they will continue to defer to President Donald Trump, for now, during the fragile ceasefire with Iran
Habitat for Humanity is developing a new Atlanta community with help from the Carters' initiative
Two years after his death, President Jimmy Carter is still inspiring Habitat for Humanity's efforts to build more affordable housing in the U.S. Over five days in May, nearly 1,000 volunteers with the international nonprofit will finish building 24 new...
2 bank employees fatally shot in a bank robbery in Kentucky
Two bank employees have been fatally shot during a robbery in Kentucky, and a search is underway for the suspect
FEMA workers who sounded alarm over nation's disaster preparedness reinstated after 8 months
Fourteen FEMA employees who signed a public letter criticizing the nation's disaster preparedness have been reinstated after eight months on paid leave
Louisiana congressional primaries are suspended as a result of the Supreme Court's ruling
Louisianas congressional primaries are not going forward as scheduled in May as a result of a U.S. Supreme Court ruling
Your TV can sound a lot better: 7 easy but unexpected ways to improve audio quality
Getting great sound from your TV doesn't have to cost a fortune. These are my tried-and-true TV audio tricks.
I tested ChatGPT and Perplexity AI as my CarPlay voice assistants - this model was better
When you're driving, both ChatGPT and Perplexity can answer questions and provide help that's well beyond Siri's modest abilities. Here's which one is better.
Florida man executed for the killing of his brother's teenage stepdaughter nearly 50 years ago
A total of 47 people were executed in the U.S. in 2025, with Florida leading the way
My dad needed a new desktop PC - here's why this Dell was the smartest choice
Dell's new 24-inch AiO is a compact, easy-to-use desktop with reliable performance and great speakers, but some expected limitations.
Man executed for killing of his brothers teenage stepdaughter nearly 50 years ago
Florida man executed for the killing of his brothers teenage stepdaughter nearly 50 years ago
Admin: Iran War Cost $25B. CNN: Real Cost $50B. Iran War Tracker: $67B.
CNN says the administration's cost so far of the Iran war doesn't include repairing bases destroyed by Iran's retaliatory strikes. ... The post Admin: Iran War Cost $25B. CNN: Real Cost $50B. Iran War Tracker: $67B. appeared first on The New American .
Biden and his appointees campaigned to smear and marginalize Christians, and even portray them as potential terrorists. ... The post DOJ Report: Biden Targeted Christians for Mistreatment, Prosecution Over Traditional Beliefs on Social Issues appeared first on The New American .
James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo
The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of 86 47, which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think? The post James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo appeared first on The Onion .
Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock
WASHINGTONMortified at the effect his blundering might have on delicate relations between the two countries, Japanese diplomat Ryuto Tanaka confirmed Thursday that he was worried he had embarrassed himself in front of Kid Rock. This is a man of great importance in the United States, and I have dishonored myself as well as the Japanese [] The post Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock appeared first on The Onion .
Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence
The post Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence appeared first on The Onion .
Thousands of readers bought these 10 useful tools and gadgets (No. 5 gets weird)
From Bluetooth trackers to (checks notes) a smart insect bite healer, these are the top gadgets our readers have actually purchased in 2026 so far.
An Anti-Hate Crime Scheme Fails Again
Is the number of hate crimes really increasing, or is it just that authorities' tendency to label crimes as hate crimes is growing? ... The post An Anti-Hate Crime Scheme Fails Again appeared first on The New American .
It uses Opus 4.7 to scan, validate, and generate patches, helping fix dangerous flaws before they can be exploited.
Trump Endorses Changing ICEs Name To NICE
President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcements name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving it the acronym NICE. What do you think? The post Trump Endorses Changing ICEs Name To NICE appeared first on The Onion .
Its Time to Bring the Southern Poverty Law Center to Justice
It's time to end the SPLC's reign of terror by severing its powerful connections with our government that make it such a threat. ... The post Its Time to Bring the Southern Poverty Law Center to Justice appeared first on The New American .
Rita Oras Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement
LOS ANGELESInstructing his client to drop what she was doing and take a look in todays New York Times, talent agent Jeremy Weinrib informed Rita Ora on Thursday that he had scored the singer another prime crossword puzzle placement. Two down, top left, thats all you baby, said Weinrib, who urged Ora to pop a [] The post Rita Oras Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement appeared first on The Onion .
Truck driver last seen at a Florida rest stop is found dead in Georgia
Federal authorities are investigating the death of a truck driver whose body was discovered in Georgia after he was last seen alive at a Florida rest stop
Sony vs. Bose: My buying advice after listening to flagship headphones from both brands
Sony and Bose make best-in-class headphones, but my extended time with the latest flagship models reveals their true strengths and weaknesses.
Man charged with possessing meth lab chemicals in Michigan State building
Michigan State University scrambled to relocate some final exams after police said they discovered a man inside an academic building with household substances that could be used to run a methamphetamine lab
The pastor of the nations largest Methodist church is running for the US Senate in Kansas
The pastor of the largest United Methodist Church in the U.S. has launched a campaign for the Democratic nomination for a U.S. Senate seat in Kansas
I asked ChatGPT Images 2.0 to redesign my app UIs - and wow
ChatGPT analyzed two of my apps, flagged issues, and generated new mockups. It's a game-changer.
I fixed my Wi-Fi dead zones at home with these 6 simple changes
I struggled with Wi-Fi dead spots for years. Here's what finally worked.
Samsung Galaxy vs. Google Pixel: My take after testing dozens of phones from both brands
Samsung and Google make some of the best Android phones, but they're very different. Here's when to choose a Galaxy or a Pixel.
Whistleblower Claims and Excess Mortality Data Spark Debate on Covid-19 Vaccine Safety
Former Pfizer toxicologist Helmut Sterz estimated 20,000 to 60,000 deaths in Germany alone from Pfizer's Comirnaty vaccine. ... The post Whistleblower Claims and Excess Mortality Data Spark Debate on Covid-19 Vaccine Safety appeared first on The New American .
Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today
AKRON, OHSaying the expectations he had set for himself were completely unrealistic, friends of local man James Chao expressed skepticism this morning after the 25-year-old announced plans to get two different things done today. When I heard James say he was going to pick up some groceries, that was one thing, but when he told [] The post Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today appeared first on The Onion .
Drunk God Makes A Few Dozen Roosters Materialize Over Pacific Ocean
HONOLULUCackling wildly as He willed the barnyard fowl into existence, a drunk God Almighty, Supreme Leader of the Universe, reportedly made a few dozen roosters materialize Thursday over a random point in the Pacific Ocean. Yo, Gabriel, check this shit out! the wasted Creator of All Things said while jostling the archangel on the shoulder [] The post Drunk God Makes A Few Dozen Roosters Materialize Over Pacific Ocean appeared first on The Onion .
Youre Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic
The post Youre Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic appeared first on The Onion .
I stopped this common charging habit that was quietly killing my iPhone's battery
By charging my iPhone in this one spot, I was damaging my battery and shortening its lifespan. Here's what I do now to avoid it.
The best cloud phone systems of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
I tested the best cloud phone systems hands-on, compared pricing, AI features, and real user feedback to help you pick the right one for your team.
The case against an imminent software developer apocalypse
Since the advent of ChatGPT, the software developer population has grown between 18% and 50%, depending on the measure.
Cultural groups urge federal judge to block Kennedy Center renovations
Cultural and historic preservation groups are urging a federal judge to block President Donald Trump from renovating the Kennedy Center
Supreme Court ruling on race-based redistricting prompts quick action in some states
Several states already are taking steps to respond to a U.S. Supreme Court decision striking down a majority Black congressional district in Louisiana
Brazil's Senate rejects president's Supreme Court nominee for first time in more than 100 years
Brazil's Senate rejects president's Supreme Court nominee for first time in more than 100 years
Amazon reports increased 1Q profits and net sales fueled by cloud computing demand
Amazon is reporting increased profits and net sales during its fiscal first quarter, helped by surging growth in its prominent cloud computing unit
Trump says he is weighing reducing American troop presence in Germany after Iran feud
President Donald Trump is leveling a new threat against NATO ally Germany by suggesting he could soon reduce the U.S. military presence there
The Black Caucus is the 'conscience of Congress.' Supreme Court ruling has it bracing for a big hit
Black members of Congress are bracing for a crippling shakeup of their ranks after a Supreme Court ruling gutted a key section of the Voting Rights Act that had protected minority communities in political redistricting and helped boost their representa...
Man guilty of killing his 13-year-old step-niece is set to be Florida's 6th execution of 2026
A man convicted of beating and choking his 13-year-old step-niece to death is set to be executed in Florida
Hegseth faces a second day of Democrats grilling him over the Iran war
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is set to face a second day of grilling from Democrats on Capitol Hill
Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul and ex-partner push for protective orders against each other
Attorneys for reality TV star Taylor Frankie Paul and the father of her 2-year-old son are set to present dueling petitions for protective orders against each other
The price of Brent crude oil surges past $125 a barrel as worries brew over an escalation in the Iran war
Winning numbers drawn in Wednesdays Powerball
The winning numbers in Wednesday evenings drawing of the Powerball game were: 03-19-35-51-67, Powerball: 15
A North Texas man faces execution as his cousin claims he was the shooter
A North Texas man who claims he wasnt the shooter in a fatal robbery that killed two people nearly 18 years ago and who says prosecutors misused rap lyrics he wrote to secure his death sentence is facing execution
Exonerees struggle to rebuild their lives and gain lasting employment
People who are wrongfully incarcerated then exonerated, sometimes after spending decades behind bars, face yet more challenges finding jobs and rebuilding their lives after their release
Walmart breaks its no-frills mold with in-store beauty experts and personalized advice
Walmart customers may find something new the next time theyre looking for makeup and skin care products: in-store advisers offering personalized tips and recommendations
New Zealand appeals court rejects bid by Brenton Tarrant to withdraw his guilty pleas for Christchurch mosque shootings
Privacy in the AI era is possible, says Proton's CEO, but one thing keeps him up at night
At Semafor World Economy, I spoke with Andy Yen about mass surveillance, protecting children, local AI, and the one thing Proton can't save users from.
This simple Linux tweak fixes crashes automatically - and it costs me nothing
If your Linux PC becomes unresponsive, you might want to consider a 'Watchdog' that can monitor it and reboot when problems arise.
