GitHub Copilot shifts to usage-based pricing June 1 - why that's no surprise
Under the new approach, if you run out of credits, you can't use the service. GitHub plans to preview the new billing in early May.
Camp Mystic relied on teen counselors with no emergency training, investigator says
Young and inexperienced Camp Mystic counselors were not trained to handle flood and other emergency situations, and feared making decisions on their own
This LG portable projector comes with a free soundbar - and we highly recommend it
The CineBeam Q is a high-quality portable projector, and with this deal and a free LG S40T soundbar, you can make it a permanent addition to your home theater.
Supreme Court grapples with multibillion-dollar wave of lawsuits over Roundup cancer claims
The Supreme Court seems divided over whether to block thousands of lawsuits alleging the maker of the weedkiller Roundup failed to warn people it could cause cancer
Billionaire tax proposal in California is on track to qualify for the ballot, backers say
Supporters of a controversial California proposal to implement a one-time tax on billionaires say they have enough signatures to qualify it for the November ballot
T-Mobile will give you $200 for switching to them - seriously
Get a $200 prepaid Mastercard when you bring your device and old number to T-Mobile. We break down the deal.
Trump Claims Correspondents Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism
WASHINGTONDeclaring that the frightening incident underscored a point he had been making for many years, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner reinforced the need to end journalism. Over the weekend, there was an act of horrible violence that never wouldve happened if we didnt have a free [] The post Trump Claims Correspondents Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism appeared first on The Onion .
I tried this Bluetti power station with wheels - now every other charger feels outdated
The Bluetti Elite 400 has something that you don't see on many power stations, and it can charge just about anything.
Man convicted in killing of NYPD officer sentenced to 115 years to life in prison
A man convicted in the 2024 shooting death of a New York City police officer has been sentenced to 115 years to life in prison
Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon
LEXINGTON, KYResearchers at the University of Kentucky published a study Monday confirming that you should brace yourself for a massive personal disaster, because you are probably due to experience a big life tragedy soon. Our results have found that since its been so long since you had something absolutely terrible happen to you, there is [] The post Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon appeared first on The Onion .
Samsung Wallet just got a travel feature that I hope Google Wallet copies ASAP
This is a pretty big perk for Galaxy users since there's nothing like it built into Android.
National Trust says it won't drop suit against Trump's ballroom after DOJ request
Preservationists say they will continue their lawsuit against President Donald Trump's planned $400 million White House ballroom
Robbery suspect charged with murder, attempted murder of Chicago police officers at a hospital
A robbery suspect now faces murder and attempted murder charges in the shooting of two Chicago police officers
Heavy weekend rain slows 2 sprawling Georgia wildfires, even as new blazes start
Heavy rain slowed the progress of two sprawling southern Georgia wildfires over the weekend, allowing crews to make some progress in containing the blazes that have destroyed more than 100 homes
6 MacOS settings I immediately change on every new Mac - and why
Out of the box, MacOS is pretty user-friendly and flexible. Still, I make these tweaks right away to make it even better.
I used a $4 timer to reboot my router, and it actually made my internet faster
I've tried so many different ways to reboot my router, and it turns out the best solution costs barely anything.
Farmers in Vermont expected a sheep to have twins. She had rare sextuplets
A sheep at Clover & Bee Farm in Underhill, Vermont, gave birth to a rare batch of six lambs earlier this month
I tested ChatGPT Images 2.0 vs. Gemini Nano Banana to see which is better - this model wins
I put ChatGPT Images 2.0 and Gemini Nano Banana through nine image-generation tests. The winner was clear.
Kash Patels time as FBI director has been plagued by accusations of chaotic behavior, binge drinking, and unexplained absences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the head of the federal law enforcement agency. Claim To Fame: First person to give up looking for Nancy Guthrie Office Nickname: Shhh, Hes Right There Greatest [] The post Political Profile: Kash Patel appeared first on The Onion .
Phone, Porn Addictions Converging Nicely
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This machine is the only way to make nitro cold brew coffee at home - and it's on sale
The Cumulus Coffee machine is uniquely designed to make cold brew, nitro, and cold espresso. Get one for 20% off now.
Tillis says he's ready to move ahead with confirming Warsh as Trump's pick as Fed chair
The Republican senator who had effectively blocked confirmation of President Donald Trumps pick to lead the Federal Reserve says he's dropping his opposition after the Department of Justice ended its investigation of the current central bank chair
Get a month of 5G Home Internet on T-Mobile and $300 cash back - here's how
If you're ready to switch your internet provider, consider this T-Mobile deal that comes with $300 cash back.
Adobe Creative Cloud Pro is now 50% off - how to get the deal
Get a year of access to more than 20 apps (including Photoshop and Premiere), generative AI, fonts, and Stock at a major discount right now.
Trump's many upcoming large, public events may present fresh security challenges after latest attack
Security officials are reviewing President Trump's upcoming public appearances. This follows a recent attack attempt at a high-profile event. The Secret Service is reassessing its security measures for numerous planned gatherings. These include national celebrations and political rallies. The agency faces an increased number of threats. Future events may involve enhanced security protocols.
You can still get a free Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 deal at T-Mobile - here's how to qualify
You can get a Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 at T-Mobile when you add a new watch line to your mobile plan - or save $300 on the Apple Watch Series 11.
This bestselling gaming device is not a Nintendo or a PlayStation - and I highly recommend it
Nex Playground is a small cube that gets your kids up and moving with games they'll love - and it's on sale for the lowest price of the year.
Researchers say Lake Superior island's wolves are thriving as packs prey on moose
Researchers say more wolves are roaming a remote Lake Superior island, using moose as one of their primary food sources
College students are changing course in search of 'AI-proof' majors
The rise of artificial intelligence is prompting college students to second-guess their career paths
Trump says DC shooting suspect left writings with calls to target administration officials, had anti-Christian views
Sound of gunfire carries eerie echoes of Reagan's shooting outside the same Washington hotel
The sound of gunfire at the Washington Hilton Hotel carried echoes of President Ronald Reagan's shooting outside the same hotel more than four decades ago
Chicago police officer killed in hospital shooting identified, second officer in critical condition
A Chicago officer who was fatally shot by a man receiving treatment at a hospital while in police custody has been identified as 38-year-old John Bartholomew
Tornadoes in northern Texas leave at least 2 dead and destroy multiple homes
At least two people have died from a severe tornado-producing storm that hit northern Texas, and many homes have sustained major damage
Accused attacker at Washington media dinner is a tutor and computer engineer from California
The California man arrested in the shooting incident at the media dinner in Washington is a highly educated tutor and amateur video game developer who's opposed to the policies of President Donald Trump
DC gala shooting suspect aired grievances against Trump in writings to family
The man accused of opening fire at the White House Correspondents Association dinner referred to himself as a Friendly Federal Assassin in writings sent to family members minutes before the shooting
Donald Riegle, who represented Michigan in Congress under 7 presidents, dies at 88
Former Michigan Congressman and Senator Donald W. Riegle passed away at 88. Riegle served for nearly three decades, switching from Republican to Democrat. He championed working people's rights and opposed NAFTA. He also pushed for financial reforms and veteran treatment. Riegle's family remembers him as a courageous leader.
Prediction markets under pressure to crack down on rogue bettors and stop insider trading
A soldier betting on an operation to oust Venezuelas leader
Latest US military strike on alleged drug boat kills 3 in eastern Pacific
The latest U.S. military strike on a boat accused of ferrying drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean killed three people Sunday
Justice Department cites dinner shooting to press preservationists to drop Trump ballroom suit
The Justice Department is pushing to dismiss a lawsuit blocking President Donald Trump's $400 million White House ballroom project
Nearly half of cybersecurity pros want to quit - here's why
Research suggests security specialists around the globe are unhappy, but there is hope.
Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French
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Own a Hisense TV? I'd change these expert settings to noticeably improve the picture quality
New Hisense TVs look great right out of the box, but you can get more out of your screen by tweaking just a few menu options.
U.K. Assisted-suicide Bill Dies in House of Lords
The United Kingdoms controversial assisted-suicide bill has died a well-assisted death in the House of Lords. ... The post U.K. Assisted-suicide Bill Dies in House of Lords appeared first on The New American .
Inside the worlds biggest art heist: $500M of paintings stolen from Boston museum
A former FBI agent offers the first detailed account of how suspect was found.
Mother in custody dispute accused of killing her children
A Massachusetts woman had been seeking custody of her two young children.
Ohio GOP primary for governor shows potential headwinds for Ramaswamy as he looks to fall campaign
I bought a $40 earwax camera and keep finding reasons to use it
The Bebird Earsight Plus D39R earwax removal tool is a surprisingly useful inspection camera. Here's how I use it in my tool shed.
How to audit what ChatGPT knows about you - and reclaim your data privacy
If you're looking to limit the amount of personal information you give ChatGPT, these are the main settings you should know about.
Winning numbers drawn in Saturdays Powerball
The winning numbers in Saturday evenings drawing of the Powerball game were: 04-30-36-52-57, Powerball: 2
Talks in Pakistan on hold as Iran's top diplomat leaves Islamabad and Trump's envoys are a no-show
The latest attempt at ceasefire talks between the United States and Iran has fallen flat after Tehran's top diplomat left Pakistan and President Donald Trump said he told envoys not to travel to Islamabad
4 vying to be the next UN chief try to set themselves apart as race heats up
Four candidates vying to lead the United Nations have spent hours being grilled about their views on issues from restoring global peace to ending escalating poverty
Small plane crash near Minneapolis kills North Dakota state legislator and pilot
North Dakota state Rep. Liz Conmy, of Fargo, was killed in the crash, her colleague, state Sen. Tim Mathern
I've tested Sony headphones for years, and these tweaks get me the best audio - always
Sony's headphones and earbuds are full of software features, but finding the tips that work for you can be daunting. These reminders can help.
Mask Drop: Democrats Come Closer to Saying, Lets Just Ban All Guns
Leftists have moved on from nobodys coming for your guns, and are heading toward we need to ban all guns. ... The post Mask Drop: Democrats Come Closer to Saying, Lets Just Ban All Guns appeared first on The New American .
Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns
Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think? The post Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns appeared first on The Onion .
Study: GOP and Dems Have Changed on Opposition to Big Government
Republicans unity is greater than in recent years, but some Democrats have begun breaking away from the collective on certain key issues. ... The post Study: GOP and Dems Have Changed on Opposition to Big Government appeared first on The New American .
ICE arrests drop nearly 12% after Minneapolis killings, immigration shake-up
At the peak of the crackdown, thousands were being arrested every week.
I drove a bulldozer over this SSD enclosure so you don't have to - here's the result
The Terramaster D1 SSD enclosure is built for speed, but it can also survive anything you (or Mother Nature) throw at it.
The Apple Music student discount saves you $5/month and gives you free Apple TV - here's how
Students can save big on an Apple Music subscription. Here's how to get it.
The Latest: Trump sending Witkoff and Kushner to Pakistan for talks with Iran's foreign minister
The White House says President Donald Trump is sending envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner to Pakistan to take part in a new round of talks with Iran
Afghanistan calls on Afghans who helped US in war and are now stuck in Qatar to return home
Afghanistans foreign ministry says Afghans who helped the U.S. war effort and are stuck in Qatar can safely return home
Don't count on rate cuts just yet: Warsh as Fed chair may not lead to big policy changes
President Donald Trump has made it clear he expects his choice for Federal Reserve chair to quickly cut interest rates once he takes office
New York's new jails boss once served time in a cell block he now oversees
New York Citys new correction commissioner is the first formerly incarcerated person to oversee the citys jails
Philadelphia museum brings Rocky statue inside after decades of tension
The Philadelphia Museum of Art is embracing a statue it once kept at arms length
Despite Iran tensions, King Charles III will follow his mother's lead in celebrating US-UK bonds
King Charles III embarks on a state visit to the U.S., aiming to strengthen ties between the two nations
Trump sends envoys to Islamabad as Iran rules out direct talks
U.S. envoys are expected to travel to Pakistan in a new bid to salvage ceasefire talks with Tehran
Winning numbers drawn in Fridays Mega Millions
The winning numbers in Friday evenings drawing of the Mega Millions game were: 07-16-32-35-40, Mega Ball: 12, Megaplier:
US military strike on alleged drug boat kills 2 in eastern Pacific
The U.S. military says it launched another strike on a boat accused of ferrying drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing two people Friday
California to weigh tighter restrictions on voter registration amid US debate on election security
A proposal that would require California to verify proof of citizenship when a person registers to vote and require voters to provide identification at polling places will appear on the November ballot
Mississippi will reexamine judicial redistricts after US Supreme Court rules in voting rights case
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves is announcing a special session for judicial redistricting following an upcoming U.S. Supreme Court ruling in a major Voting Rights Act case
Podcast helps Louisiana State Police arrest 4 suspects in decades-old murder of teenage girl
Louisiana police say a podcast helped them solve the decades-old rape and murder of a 16-year-old girl
NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor rushed to hospital after medical emergency in New Jersey
Lawrence Taylor, Hall of Fame New York Giants linebacker, has been hospitalised in New Jersey following a reported medical emergency, with limited details on his condition. Early reports suggest the situation is not life-threatening and that he may be discharged soon. The 67-year-old, widely regarded as one of the NFLs greatest defenders, remains a towering figure in the sports history.
Mississippi middle school students stop bus from crashing after driver blacks out
US Army major in Virginia is charged with plotting to assist separatist fighters in Cameroon
U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a directive lifting the requirement that U.S. service members receive the flu vaccine, citing medical autonomy. What do you think? The post U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots appeared first on The Onion .
Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent
COLUMBIA, MOGrowing increasingly irate that the new customer base had actually made the place profitable, regulars of local dive bar The Drunken Rooster were reportedly upset Friday after the business had become popular enough to be financially solvent. This place used to be cool and underground, man. Now they have so many people in here [] The post Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent appeared first on The Onion .
Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass
WASHINGTONLowering their sunglasses for a better look at the massive honkin caboose, the entire U.S. populace was reportedly enthralled Friday by an adult man with a huge, juicy ass. That middle-aged man has an absolute bakery back there, said Harlan Davis, 33, echoing the sentiments of 340 million Americans who could not look away from [] The post Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass appeared first on The Onion .
Red Light Therapy: Myth Vs. Fact
Masks, panels, and other red light therapy devices are selling better than ever. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding red light therapy. MYTH: Only light with a wavelength of 630670 nm has proven clinical efficacy. FACT: Its okay to sneak a few 671 nm wavelengths on cheat days. MYTH: Red light therapy can [] The post Red Light Therapy: Myth Vs. Fact appeared first on The Onion .
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear
WASHINGTONSmiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel screamed state secrets in her ear. Yeah so were actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right? said Patel, spilling his Don [] The post Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear appeared first on The Onion .
Head-on bus crash near Pentagon stop injures 23, including Defense Department workers
Two buses have crashed head-on near a Pentagon bus stop, injuring 23 people, including Defense Department personnel
Get Spotify's student discount and Hulu for just $6 a month - here's how
If you're a college student, Spotify has an exclusive bundle that can save you cash on music and streaming. Here's how to get it.
DOJ to allow firing squads for executions in move to ramp up capital punishment
The Justice Department will adopt firing squad as a permitted method of execution as the Trump administration moves to ramp up and expedite capital punishment cases
Jack Thornell, AP photographer who captured assassination attempt on James Meredith, dies at 86
Jack Thornell, the Associated Press photographer whose picture from an assassination attempt on James Meredith in 1966 won a Pulitzer Prize, has died at age 86
Israel Awaits U.S. OK to Attack Iran; State Dept. Admits U.S. Went to War at Israels Request
Israel says it is awaiting a green light from the United States ... to complete the elimination of the Khamenei dynasty. ... The post Israel Awaits U.S. OK to Attack Iran; State Dept. Admits U.S. Went to War at Israels Request appeared first on The New American .
FCC's router ban expands to portable hotspots - 4 things this means for you
It may get more difficult to upgrade your hotspot - and you'll have other things to worry about, too.
Hot Young Priests Soaked In Holy Water During Vaticans Annual Wet Vestment Contest
VATICAN CITYIn a wild and sacred competition attended by a screaming, raucous crowd of Catholic religious leaders at Saint Peters Basilica, hot young priests were soaked in holy water Friday during the Vaticans annual Wet Vestment Contest. All these hunky, muscular clergymen, who are just absolutely drenched in Holy Water and showing everything through those [] The post Hot Young Priests Soaked In Holy Water During Vaticans Annual Wet Vestment Contest appeared first on The Onion .
U.K. Passes Lifetime Smoking Ban For People Born After 2008
A newly passed law will prohibit the sale of tobacco products to U.K. residents who are under 18 and anyone born in the future, raising the minimum age of purchase by one year every year going forward. What do you think? The post U.K. Passes Lifetime Smoking Ban For People Born After 2008 appeared first on The Onion .
I'm automating these 5 unexpected home devices - and life has been so much easier
I automated several everyday gadgets, and now my home runs so much more smoothly.
Steve Jobs Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called The Octomac
The post Steve Jobs Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called The Octomac appeared first on The Onion .
How I used Claude AI to plan an entire hiking trip to the Adirondacks in 30 minutes - for free
Using Claude's interactive connections to third-party services such as TripAdvisor and AllTrails, I mapped a summer hiking trip, including trails, hotels, tours, and even a playlist to accompany us.
