Get a month of 5G Home Internet on T-Mobile and $300 cash back - here's how
If you're ready to switch your internet provider, consider this T-Mobile deal that comes with $300 cash back.
Adobe Creative Cloud Pro is now 50% off - how to get the deal
Get a year of access to more than 20 apps (including Photoshop and Premiere), generative AI, fonts, and Stock at a major discount right now.
You can still get a free Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 deal at T-Mobile - here's how to qualify
You can get a Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 at T-Mobile when you add a new watch line to your mobile plan - or save $300 on the Apple Watch Series 11.
This bestselling gaming device is not a Nintendo or a PlayStation - and I highly recommend it
Nex Playground is a small cube that gets your kids up and moving with games they'll love - and it's on sale for the lowest price of the year.
Researchers say Lake Superior island's wolves are thriving as packs prey on moose
Researchers say more wolves are roaming a remote Lake Superior island, using moose as one of their primary food sources
College students are changing course in search of 'AI-proof' majors
The rise of artificial intelligence is prompting college students to second-guess their career paths
A fast-growing Georgia wildfire tops 31 square miles, with evacuations possible
One of two large wildfires in southeastern Georgia continues to grow and now exceeds 31 square miles
Sound of gunfire carries eerie echoes of Reagan's shooting outside the same Washington hotel
The sound of gunfire at the Washington Hilton Hotel carried echoes of President Ronald Reagan's shooting outside the same hotel more than four decades ago
Chicago police officer killed in hospital shooting identified, second officer in critical condition
A Chicago officer who was fatally shot by a man receiving treatment at a hospital while in police custody has been identified as 38-year-old John Bartholomew
Tornadoes in northern Texas leave at least 2 dead and destroy multiple homes
At least two people have died from a severe tornado-producing storm that hit northern Texas, and many homes have sustained major damage
Accused attacker at Washington media dinner is a tutor and computer engineer from California
The California man arrested in the shooting incident at the media dinner in Washington is a highly educated tutor and amateur video game developer who's opposed to the policies of President Donald Trump
DC gala shooting suspect aired grievances against Trump in writings to family
The man accused of opening fire at the White House Correspondents Association dinner referred to himself as a Friendly Federal Assassin in writings sent to family members minutes before the shooting
Prediction markets under pressure to crack down on rogue bettors and stop insider trading
A soldier betting on an operation to oust Venezuelas leader
Latest US military strike on alleged drug boat kills 3 in eastern Pacific
The latest U.S. military strike on a boat accused of ferrying drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean killed three people Sunday
Justice Department cites dinner shooting to press preservationists to drop Trump ballroom suit
The Justice Department is pushing to dismiss a lawsuit blocking President Donald Trump's $400 million White House ballroom project
Nearly half of cybersecurity pros want to quit - here's why
Research suggests security specialists around the globe are unhappy, but there is hope.
Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French
The post Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French appeared first on The Onion .
Own a Hisense TV? I'd change these expert settings to noticeably improve the picture quality
New Hisense TVs look great right out of the box, but you can get more out of your screen by tweaking just a few menu options.
U.K. Assisted-suicide Bill Dies in House of Lords
The United Kingdoms controversial assisted-suicide bill has died a well-assisted death in the House of Lords. ... The post U.K. Assisted-suicide Bill Dies in House of Lords appeared first on The New American .
Inside the worlds biggest art heist: $500M of paintings stolen from Boston museum
A former FBI agent offers the first detailed account of how suspect was found.
Mother in custody dispute accused of killing her children
A Massachusetts woman had been seeking custody of her two young children.
Ohio GOP primary for governor shows potential headwinds for Ramaswamy as he looks to fall campaign
I bought a $40 earwax camera and keep finding reasons to use it
The Bebird Earsight Plus D39R earwax removal tool is a surprisingly useful inspection camera. Here's how I use it in my tool shed.
How to audit what ChatGPT knows about you - and reclaim your data privacy
If you're looking to limit the amount of personal information you give ChatGPT, these are the main settings you should know about.
Winning numbers drawn in Saturdays Powerball
The winning numbers in Saturday evenings drawing of the Powerball game were: 04-30-36-52-57, Powerball: 2
Talks in Pakistan on hold as Iran's top diplomat leaves Islamabad and Trump's envoys are a no-show
The latest attempt at ceasefire talks between the United States and Iran has fallen flat after Tehran's top diplomat left Pakistan and President Donald Trump said he told envoys not to travel to Islamabad
4 vying to be the next UN chief try to set themselves apart as race heats up
Four candidates vying to lead the United Nations have spent hours being grilled about their views on issues from restoring global peace to ending escalating poverty
Small plane crash near Minneapolis kills North Dakota state legislator and pilot
North Dakota state Rep. Liz Conmy, of Fargo, was killed in the crash, her colleague, state Sen. Tim Mathern
I've tested Sony headphones for years, and these tweaks get me the best audio - always
Sony's headphones and earbuds are full of software features, but finding the tips that work for you can be daunting. These reminders can help.
Mask Drop: Democrats Come Closer to Saying, Lets Just Ban All Guns
Leftists have moved on from nobodys coming for your guns, and are heading toward we need to ban all guns. ... The post Mask Drop: Democrats Come Closer to Saying, Lets Just Ban All Guns appeared first on The New American .
Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns
Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think? The post Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns appeared first on The Onion .
Study: GOP and Dems Have Changed on Opposition to Big Government
Republicans unity is greater than in recent years, but some Democrats have begun breaking away from the collective on certain key issues. ... The post Study: GOP and Dems Have Changed on Opposition to Big Government appeared first on The New American .
ICE arrests drop nearly 12% after Minneapolis killings, immigration shake-up
At the peak of the crackdown, thousands were being arrested every week.
I drove a bulldozer over this SSD enclosure so you don't have to - here's the result
The Terramaster D1 SSD enclosure is built for speed, but it can also survive anything you (or Mother Nature) throw at it.
The Apple Music student discount saves you $5/month and gives you free Apple TV - here's how
Students can save big on an Apple Music subscription. Here's how to get it.
The Latest: Trump sending Witkoff and Kushner to Pakistan for talks with Iran's foreign minister
The White House says President Donald Trump is sending envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner to Pakistan to take part in a new round of talks with Iran
Afghanistan calls on Afghans who helped US in war and are now stuck in Qatar to return home
Afghanistans foreign ministry says Afghans who helped the U.S. war effort and are stuck in Qatar can safely return home
Don't count on rate cuts just yet: Warsh as Fed chair may not lead to big policy changes
President Donald Trump has made it clear he expects his choice for Federal Reserve chair to quickly cut interest rates once he takes office
New York's new jails boss once served time in a cell block he now oversees
New York Citys new correction commissioner is the first formerly incarcerated person to oversee the citys jails
Philadelphia museum brings Rocky statue inside after decades of tension
The Philadelphia Museum of Art is embracing a statue it once kept at arms length
Despite Iran tensions, King Charles III will follow his mother's lead in celebrating US-UK bonds
King Charles III embarks on a state visit to the U.S., aiming to strengthen ties between the two nations
Trump sends envoys to Islamabad as Iran rules out direct talks
U.S. envoys are expected to travel to Pakistan in a new bid to salvage ceasefire talks with Tehran
Winning numbers drawn in Fridays Mega Millions
The winning numbers in Friday evenings drawing of the Mega Millions game were: 07-16-32-35-40, Mega Ball: 12, Megaplier:
US military strike on alleged drug boat kills 2 in eastern Pacific
The U.S. military says it launched another strike on a boat accused of ferrying drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing two people Friday
California to weigh tighter restrictions on voter registration amid US debate on election security
A proposal that would require California to verify proof of citizenship when a person registers to vote and require voters to provide identification at polling places will appear on the November ballot
Mississippi will reexamine judicial redistricts after US Supreme Court rules in voting rights case
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves is announcing a special session for judicial redistricting following an upcoming U.S. Supreme Court ruling in a major Voting Rights Act case
Podcast helps Louisiana State Police arrest 4 suspects in decades-old murder of teenage girl
Louisiana police say a podcast helped them solve the decades-old rape and murder of a 16-year-old girl
NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor rushed to hospital after medical emergency in New Jersey
Lawrence Taylor, Hall of Fame New York Giants linebacker, has been hospitalised in New Jersey following a reported medical emergency, with limited details on his condition. Early reports suggest the situation is not life-threatening and that he may be discharged soon. The 67-year-old, widely regarded as one of the NFLs greatest defenders, remains a towering figure in the sports history.
Mississippi middle school students stop bus from crashing after driver blacks out
US Army major in Virginia is charged with plotting to assist separatist fighters in Cameroon
U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a directive lifting the requirement that U.S. service members receive the flu vaccine, citing medical autonomy. What do you think? The post U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots appeared first on The Onion .
Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent
COLUMBIA, MOGrowing increasingly irate that the new customer base had actually made the place profitable, regulars of local dive bar The Drunken Rooster were reportedly upset Friday after the business had become popular enough to be financially solvent. This place used to be cool and underground, man. Now they have so many people in here [] The post Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent appeared first on The Onion .
Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass
WASHINGTONLowering their sunglasses for a better look at the massive honkin caboose, the entire U.S. populace was reportedly enthralled Friday by an adult man with a huge, juicy ass. That middle-aged man has an absolute bakery back there, said Harlan Davis, 33, echoing the sentiments of 340 million Americans who could not look away from [] The post Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass appeared first on The Onion .
Red Light Therapy: Myth Vs. Fact
Masks, panels, and other red light therapy devices are selling better than ever. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding red light therapy. MYTH: Only light with a wavelength of 630670 nm has proven clinical efficacy. FACT: Its okay to sneak a few 671 nm wavelengths on cheat days. MYTH: Red light therapy can [] The post Red Light Therapy: Myth Vs. Fact appeared first on The Onion .
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear
WASHINGTONSmiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel screamed state secrets in her ear. Yeah so were actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right? said Patel, spilling his Don [] The post Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear appeared first on The Onion .
Head-on bus crash near Pentagon stop injures 23, including Defense Department workers
Two buses have crashed head-on near a Pentagon bus stop, injuring 23 people, including Defense Department personnel
Get Spotify's student discount and Hulu for just $6 a month - here's how
If you're a college student, Spotify has an exclusive bundle that can save you cash on music and streaming. Here's how to get it.
DOJ to allow firing squads for executions in move to ramp up capital punishment
The Justice Department will adopt firing squad as a permitted method of execution as the Trump administration moves to ramp up and expedite capital punishment cases
Jack Thornell, AP photographer who captured assassination attempt on James Meredith, dies at 86
Jack Thornell, the Associated Press photographer whose picture from an assassination attempt on James Meredith in 1966 won a Pulitzer Prize, has died at age 86
Israel Awaits U.S. OK to Attack Iran; State Dept. Admits U.S. Went to War at Israels Request
Israel says it is awaiting a green light from the United States ... to complete the elimination of the Khamenei dynasty. ... The post Israel Awaits U.S. OK to Attack Iran; State Dept. Admits U.S. Went to War at Israels Request appeared first on The New American .
FCC's router ban expands to portable hotspots - 4 things this means for you
It may get more difficult to upgrade your hotspot - and you'll have other things to worry about, too.
Hot Young Priests Soaked In Holy Water During Vaticans Annual Wet Vestment Contest
VATICAN CITYIn a wild and sacred competition attended by a screaming, raucous crowd of Catholic religious leaders at Saint Peters Basilica, hot young priests were soaked in holy water Friday during the Vaticans annual Wet Vestment Contest. All these hunky, muscular clergymen, who are just absolutely drenched in Holy Water and showing everything through those [] The post Hot Young Priests Soaked In Holy Water During Vaticans Annual Wet Vestment Contest appeared first on The Onion .
I'm automating these 5 unexpected home devices - and life has been so much easier
I automated several everyday gadgets, and now my home runs so much more smoothly.
Steve Jobs Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called The Octomac
The post Steve Jobs Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called The Octomac appeared first on The Onion .
How I used Claude AI to plan an entire hiking trip to the Adirondacks in 30 minutes - for free
Using Claude's interactive connections to third-party services such as TripAdvisor and AllTrails, I mapped a summer hiking trip, including trails, hotels, tours, and even a playlist to accompany us.
7 Days, Hisses Little Girl On Phone Call Welcoming Draft Pick To Jets
The post 7 Days, Hisses Little Girl On Phone Call Welcoming Draft Pick To Jets appeared first on The Onion .
Appeals court says Trump's asylum ban at the border is illegal, agreeing with lower court
An appeals court has blocked President Trump's executive order that suspended asylum access at the U.S. southern border. The ruling stated that immigration laws grant individuals the right to apply for asylum, which the president cannot override. The court found the order unlawfully circumvented established legal procedures for asylum and anti-torture claims.
The 4 streaming services I swear by - and my bill is just $40 a month
Don't let a few ads push you into cable-like pricing. I use these ad-supported services to keep my monthly bill low.
Melania Trump is growing the White House honey program with a new beehive
Melania Trump is growing the White House honey program
The Microsoft Surface Pro is nearly 40% off at Best Buy - and we highly recommend it
The Microsoft Surface Pro is a powerful 2-in-1 laptop, and right now at Best Buy, you can save $800 on the 13-inch version.
Global Push to Ban Nicotine as Marijuana and Psychedelics Praised
Nicotine, an alkaloid that naturally occurs in nightshade plants, is the latest target in an ongoing legislative and regulatory battle, with leaders worldwide working toward an outright ban on the substance. Simultaneously, marijuana and psychedelic substances are being encouraged and deregulated at a rapid pace. While research continues to come out, nicotine has been found ... The post Global Push to Ban Nicotine as Marijuana and Psychedelics Praised appeared first on The New American .
Meet the baby koala hiding in its moms pouch at a Florida zoos new Outback habitat
The Palm Beach Zoo in Florida has two reasons to celebrate
I tried ChatGPT Images 2.0: A fun, huge leap - and surprisingly useful for real work
My ChatGPT Images 2.0 results were impressive, but occassionally wrong. Here's how it handles branding, text, and infographics.
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I put GPT-5.5 through a 10-round test: It scored 93/100, losing points only for exuberance
OpenAI's latest model delivers powerful results but sometimes ignores simple directions, creating a tension between intelligence and control.
Trump is extending the Jones Act waiver for 90 days
The White House said that Trump issued a 90-day extension to the Jones Act waiver, making it easier for non-American vessels to transport oil and natural gas in the wake of the Iran War
I've earned nearly $700 just by using Rakuten - here's how I did it
Have you added something to an online cart recently? Don't check out until you read this.
The best inventory management software of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
Need better stock visibility and smoother fulfillment? Here are the best inventory management software options we've tested including Odoo, Square, and Katana.
The best website builder for SEO in 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
Looking for a website builder that helps you rank? Discover the best SEO-focused website builders including Wix, Webflow, and Shopify.
Emory professors take on their own university after arrests at 2024 Israel-Hamas war protest
Three professors at Emory University have filed a lawsuit claiming the school violated its free speech policies during a 2024 campus protest over the Israel-Hamas war
Amnesty International and rights groups issue a World Cup travel advisory for the US
Amnesty International and U.S. civil rights groups have issued a World Cup travel advisory, warning visitors about rising authoritarianism and increasing violence in the U.S. under President Donald Trump's immigration policies
Haiti's new UN-backed gang-fighting force exceeds funding expectations
The new U.N.-backed international force charged with combating Haitis violent gangs has received more pledges than the 5,500 military and police it is seeking, and Chadian troops have already deployed in the capital, Port-au-Prince
Man who helped fellow runner across Boston Marathon finish line says it was natural instinct to help
One of two men who helped carry a fellow runner across the finish line of the Boston Marathon said he had been struggling earlier himself but drew strength from the supportive crowd
Government adoption of AI agents could outpace the private sector
According to a new survey, most government leaders expect that AI will surpass the internet, PCs, and even smartphones in its impact on the workforce.
Tornado barrels through Oklahoma, damaging homes and shutting down roads
Officials say a powerful tornado that barreled through Oklahoma damaged homes and sent emergency crews door-to-door in hard-hit neighborhoods
Key takeaways from a report into the deadly plane crash at LaGuardia Airport
Federal investigators have released a preliminary report on last month's deadly airplane crash at a New York City airport
A tiny Arctic village in Alaska is trying to revive its polar bear tourism industry
A small Indigenous village in Alaska wants to reclaim its status as a top spot for polar bear tourism
Democrat Josh Shapiro tests political muscle in swing-state Pennsylvania's midterms
Josh Shapiro may be heavily favored to win reelection as Pennsylvania governor, but that doesnt mean there isnt a lot on the line for him this year
What to know if your flight is canceled amid rising jet fuel costs
Airlines around the world are canceling flights as the war in the Middle East squeezes global jet fuel supplies and pushes up prices
I tried this free Windows cleanup tool to see if it'd speed up my PC - and it worked
The free Winhance utility boasts that it can optimize and customize Windows the way you prefer.
