8-year-old girl who went missing on Navajo Nation found dead Friday
An 8-year-old girl who went missing on tribal lands in northern Arizona was found dead Friday
Trump quietly appoints 4 members to commission that will review his White House ballroom plan
President Donald Trump this week quietly appointed four new members to the Commission of Fine Arts, one of two federal panels reviewing his plan to build a White House ballroom
Prison guard accused of failing to step in during fatal inmate beating pleads to reduced charge
A New York prison guard accused of failing to intervene in the beating death of an inmate has pleaded guilty to reckless endangerment
26 Charged In Alleged College Basketball Fixing Scheme
Federal prosecutors secured indictments against 26 individuals they accused of rigging college basketball games, with the defendants facing charges that include bribery in sports, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, wire fraud, and aiding and abetting. What do you think? The post 26 Charged In Alleged College Basketball Fixing Scheme appeared first on The Onion .
Trump Backs Off Insurrection Act Threat; FBI Arrests Gang Member Who Stole FBI Weapon
This afternoon, President Trump backed off what apparently was an empty threat to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis. ... The post Trump Backs Off Insurrection Act Threat; FBI Arrests Gang Member Who Stole FBI Weapon appeared first on The New American .
Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth
WASHINGTONPanting excitedly as he trotted from room to room displaying his prized possession, a giddy President Donald Trump was reportedly seen Friday strutting all around the White House with a Nobel Peace Prize in his mouth. Aw, you can tell the president really loves that thinghe even hides it under his bed at night with [] The post Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth appeared first on The Onion .
Man who killed Delaware state trooper at DMV office had said he was being harassed by police
Investigators say the man who fatally shot a Delaware State Police trooper at a DMV office believed he was being monitored and harassed by law enforcement
State lawsuit claims New Jersey town's former mayor directed police to keep minorities out
The former mayor of a New Jersey town and its current leaders are denying claims that the town directed its police to keep minorities out of the community
ChatGPT's $8 subscription comes to the US: How Go compares to Plus and Pro
Here's how ChatGPT Go stacks up against OpenAI's other offerings.
I tried the viral never-ending modular keyboard, and it rewired my productivity for good
Naya is taking to Kickstarter to fund its second product launch - a modular keyboard that connects with its module lineup.
Targeting Patriotic Lawman, Wash. State Democrats Seek Power to Remove Elected Sheriffs
The target of these politicians ire is Sheriff Keith Swank of Pierce County. His trespass? Issuing un-woke social-media posts. ... The post Targeting Patriotic Lawman, Wash. State Democrats Seek Power to Remove Elected Sheriffs appeared first on The New American .
Man found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in 2001 death of San Francisco Thai grandfather
A 24-year-old man has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of an elderly Thai man in San Francisco
Ex-husband indicted by grand jury in slaying of couple found in their Ohio home
An Ohio grand jury indicted a man in the double homicide of his ex-wife and her husband who were killed in their home last month
Trump Keeps Joking About Canceling Midterms Amid Threat of Insurrection Act Invocation
Any so-called jokes about canceling elections cannot be treated as harmless in a moment when chaos appears increasingly engineered. ... The post Trump Keeps Joking About Canceling Midterms Amid Threat of Insurrection Act Invocation appeared first on The New American .
I replaced my Meta Ray-Bans with smart glasses that truly lasted all day - but there's a catch
The Solos AirGo A5 smart glasses sacrifice camera support and rich audio for more battery life compared to their competitors. Was it worth it?
America Moves Carrier Strike Group to Mideast. Is Iran Strike Next?
The Pentagon is boosting military assets in the Middle East. The U.S. Navy has redirected the USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group from the Indo-Pacificto the Middle East, according to multiple reports. The general suspicion is this is a prelude to another strike on Iran. President Donald Trump has suggested multiple times over the last ... The post America Moves Carrier Strike Group to Mideast. Is Iran Strike Next? appeared first on The New American .
Does it matter which HDMI port you use on your TV? Short answer: Yes
You might be missing out on peak performance or sound - here's how to choose the right port.
I switched to a solid-state portable battery for a week - now lithium-ion feels outdated
The BMX SolidSafe 5K wireless power bank ditches lithium-ion batteries for solid-state batteries, and it's good to know why.
Nurses restart contract talks with another major hospital system on 5th day of strike
New York City nurses on strike say theyve restarted contract talks with another one of the major hospital systems affected on the fifth day of the walkout
Do these cheap car de-icing gadgets actually work? My verdict after testing one in the winter cold
Let's take an inside look at one of the latest viral gadgets on social media.
Meet Saikat Chakrabarti: AOCs ex-aide running for Congress from Pelosis backyard
Former AOC chief of staff Saikat Chakrabarti is launching a congressional bid in San Francisco, aiming to represent California's 11th District. The Indian-origin Democrat, a former Silicon Valley engineer, is positioning himself as a reform-driven challenger in a district long shaped by Nancy Pelosi, testing the future of Democratic leadership.
LG G5 vs. LG G4: I compared both OLED TVs in a lab, and there's a surprise winner
Before the G6 releases later this year, we tested LG's two latest flagship OLED TVs to see which is the better buy.
How to reset your Roku TV (and why I do it even if my system is working properly)
From quick reboots to full factory resets, here's how Roku's reboot options work.
A Liberian man released after his battering-ram arrest in Minneapolis is back in custody again
A Liberian man is back in custody in Minnesota, a day after a judge ordered him released because agents broke down his door to arrest him without a judicial warrant
I put away my Kindle within minutes of using this handheld e-reader - and it runs on Android
The Boox Palma 2 Pro features a color display, enhanced hardware, and a stylus in a smartphone-sized package.
A mistakenly deported Babson student's lawyer wants a judge to order her return
A lawyer for a Massachusetts college student mistakenly deported to Honduras wants the government to come up with a plan to return her to the United States
Pink Cocaine Spreading In U.S.
So-called pink cocaine, a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found in U.S. nightclubs among users unaware of its dangerous contents. What do you think? The post Pink Cocaine Spreading In U.S. appeared first on The Onion .
Was X down for you? Outage reports spiked for Cloudflare and AWS too - here's the latest
Multiple sites appeared to deal with outages on Friday. What we know so far.
Eerily Calm Draymond Green Returns From Halftime With Large Scar On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCOIn a jarring departure from his usual brash, confrontational on-court behavior, Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green reportedly returned from halftime of Thursday nights game against the Knicks eerily calm, sporting a large scar on his forehead. Angry noise gone from Draymond headDraymond good boy now, said Green, who sat on the bench petting [] The post Eerily Calm Draymond Green Returns From Halftime With Large Scar On Forehead appeared first on The Onion .
The Education Department is opening fewer sexual violence investigations as Trump dismantles it
The Education Department is opening fewer sexual violence investigations at schools and universities
7 products at CES 2026 I'd buy as soon as they'd take my money
With the Las Vegas trade show done and dusted, here are the products that impressed me the most - enough to make me reach for my wallet.
Cuba launches mass demonstration to decry US attack on Venezuela and demand Maduro's release
Tens of thousands of Cubans have gathered in Havana to protest the killing of 32 Cuban officers in Venezuela
I've been wearing this $170 smartwatch for three weeks - and it's still going
Amazfit's Active Max is an impressive addition to its lineup, with a gorgeous AMOLED display and multi-week battery.
I was skeptical of a luxury smart ice maker, but the results won me over
The newest nugget ice maker by GoveeLife comes in a flashy package and delivers on its promises.
6 ways to stop cleaning up after AI - and keep your productivity gains
It's the ultimate AI paradox, but it doesn't have to be that way.
Was Biden More Authoritarian Than Trump?
Democrats claim Trump is acting in an authoritarian manner, but Joe Biden, and Democrats in particular, are more authoritarian. ... The post Was Biden More Authoritarian Than Trump? appeared first on The New American .
Rosemarie Sheppard and Martin Lang
The bride and groom tied the knot this year, 2025, but you wouldnt know it considering she walked down the aisle to a fucking Lumineers song. The post Rosemarie Sheppard and Martin Lang appeared first on The Onion .
La-Z-Boy Introduces Adjustable Morphine Drip
MONROE, MICiting its ongoing mission to provide customers with the pinnacle of comfort and relaxation, upholstered furniture mainstay La-Z-Boy announced Friday that its latest line of Jasper Rocking Recliners would feature fully adjustable morphine drips.Theres no better way to relax than with our luxurious recliners and a steady stream of opioids flowing right into your [] The post La-Z-Boy Introduces Adjustable Morphine Drip appeared first on The Onion .
Ask A Drunk Guy Who Needs To Get Something Off His Chest
Dear Drunk Guy Who Needs To Get Something Off His Chest, Im a single mom with a 2-year-old son, and the people in the apartment above us play loud music that wakes him from his naps. They turn it down when I ask, but the volume always goes back up a few minutes later. The [] The post Ask A Drunk Guy Who Needs To Get Something Off His Chest appeared first on The Onion .
What To Know About Season 2 Of The Pitt
Medical drama The Pitt, which won five Emmys and two Golden Globes in its first season, is back for season two. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Do I need to watch season one first? A: No, you can get the gist of it by shooting yourself in the [] The post What To Know About Season 2 Of The Pitt appeared first on The Onion .
I let Anthropic's Claude Cowork loose on my files, and it was both brilliant and scary
Let's just say backups and restraint are nonnegotiable.
Google Fast Pair offers the convenience of one-click accessory pairing, but its improper implementation has created a new security risk.
Breaking Bread: ICE agents eat at Mexican restaurant, then arrest staff
ICE agents, after dining at a Minnesota restaurant, reportedly detained three staff members hours later as they left. The incident, occurring after closing, has raised questions about the operation's nature and the workers' immigration status. This event unfolds amidst increased immigration enforcement and a recent fatal encounter involving an ICE agent in the state.
Android phone running slow? My 4-step routine makes the system operate like new again (and reliably)
A few taps and swipes are all it takes to make your old phone feel brand new.
I ditched Google Chrome for a free local browser on my Pixel, and I'd happily pay a premium for it
Puma works on iPhone and Android, offering a secure, local AI directly in your mobile browser.
Android 17, aka 'Cinnamon Bun,' is on the horizon, and there's already a lot of speculation about what it includes. Here's what I want with the next OS.
These unassuming devices promised to lower my electricity bills - only this one was legit
If you spot one of these in a friend's or family member's power outlet, unplug it ASAP and use this instead.
Your Raspberry Pi 5 just got a major functionality upgrade - and it looks very promising
The new $130 AI HAT+ 2 unlocks generative AI for the Raspberry Pi 5.
Own a PS5? I changed these 3 settings to give the system a big performance boost
With a few quick adjustments, you can easily enhance your experience across gaming, streaming, and even online security.
0patch provides crucial security updates to Windows 10 and fills the support gap left behind by Microsoft.
This week's public beta for Digg opens signups to everyone while removing paywalls.
I compared phone plans: T-Mobile saves $1,000 over AT&T and Verizon, but there's a catch
T-Mobile's Better Value plan starts at $140 a month for three lines, with a five-year price guarantee. Here's the fine print.
Google Maps vs. Waze: I compared the two best navigation apps, and this one wins easily
The debate between Waze and Google Maps has raged for years. Here's my verdict after testing both for an extensive period.
The best CRM software 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
The best CRM solutions help organizations manage customer relationships and identify new business opportunities. These are our favorites, reviewed and ranked.
States are raising the bar for constitutional change, reining in administrative overreach, and restoring accountability to elected lawmakers. ... The post Restoring a Constitutional, Republican Form of Government: States Push Back Against Direct Democracy and Bureaucratic Rule appeared first on The New American .
This Linux distribution can compete with any lightweight OS on the market.
Best MagSafe wallets of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
Carry your cash and cards along with your phone thanks to MagSafe wallets from brands like Moft, ESR, and Ekster.
Best small business CRM software of 2026: Expert tested and reviewed
The best CRM software solutions for your small business are affordable, scalable, and can help you succeed in sales and customer management.
This automatic espresso machine is like having my own barista, and it's not by De'Longhi or Breville
The Meraki espresso machine helped me ditch my Dunkin' habit... well, almost.
How the White House and governors want to fix AI-driven power shortages and price spikes
The White House and a bipartisan group of governors are holding an event Friday taking aim at power shortages and price spikes from data centers for artificial intelligence
Trump isn't waiting for future generations to name things after him. It's happening now
President Donald Trump isn't waiting for future generations to decide to name important things in his honor he's doing it himself
Judge orders release of Liberian man arrested in Minneapolis by agents with a battering ram
A federal judge in Minnesota has ordered the release of a Liberian man after heavily armed immigration agents broke into his home using a battering ram and arrested him
Judge dismisses Trump administration lawsuit seeking detailed voter info
A federal judge has dismissed a U.S. Department of Justice lawsuit against California that sought detailed voting records and personal data on the states 23 million registered voters
Venezuela's Machado says she presented her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump during their meeting
Venezuelan opposition leader Mara Corina Machado says she presented her Nobel Peace Prize medal to President Donald Trump
Still on Windows 10? 0patch may be your best defense in the 'End of Support era'
0patch provides crucial security updates to Windows 10 and fills the support gap left behind by Microsoft.
What the nation's strongest AI regulations change in 2026, according to legal experts
A lawyer and safety researcher tell us what to expect from the US's most binding AI legislation to date.
I changed 3 settings on my PS5 to instantly improve the gaming performance
With a few quick adjustments, you can easily enhance your experience across gaming, streaming, and even online security.
Can a newbie really vibe code an app? I tried Cursor and Replit to find out
I'm not a programmer, but I tried four vibe coding tools to see if I could build anything at all on my own. Here's what I did and did not accomplish.
My 4-step routine to make any Android phone operate like new again (and reliably)
A few quick taps and swipes are all it takes to make your old phone feel brand new.
These 15+ Roku TV shortcuts unlock the system's best features - and I use them daily
You're not getting the most out of your Roku - these hidden menus and settings can help.
iPhone 17 vs. iPhone 17 Pro: I didn't expect one camera spec to make such a big difference
Between two of the best iPhones on the market right now, it all comes down to perspective.
The latest EndeavorOS release just solved one of my biggest frustrations with Arch Linux
Ganymede is fast, beautiful, stable, and relatively simple to use.
Your Bluetooth headphones may be at risk of being hacked - here's how to stay protected
Google Fast Pair offers the convenience of one-click accessory pairing, but its improper implementation has created a new security risk.
This snap-on iPhone accessory makes charging cables and cords a thing of the past
Statik's Snap-n-Charge is a charger that connects to your phone without the need for cords or cables.
Last night, Minnesota rioters attacked and looted federal vehicles. Plus, the illegals who beat an ICE officer have been identified. ... The post Minneapolis Riots Heat Up; Illegals Involved in Beating of ICE Agent Are Biden Migrants Released at Border appeared first on The New American .
HHS Quietly Restores Title X Abortion Funding
Trump administration officials reversed course and released tens of millions of dollars in previously frozen Title X family planning funds. ... The post HHS Quietly Restores Title X Abortion Funding appeared first on The New American .
Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip Dilbert has died at 68, having drawn criticism after veering into far right politics. What do you think? The post Dilbert Creator Dies appeared first on The Onion .
Confusion erupts in mental health and substance abuse programs as HHS cuts, then reinstates grants
Providers, state health agencies and others are feeling whiplash and confusion after the Trump administration eliminated and then abruptly reinstated grants that support substance abuse and mental health programs nationwide
As immigration agents police Minneapolis protests, experts warn of training gaps and the rising risk
Federal immigration agents deployed to Minneapolis have used aggressive crowd-control tactics including pointing rifles at demonstrators and deploying chemical irritants actions the government says are necessary to protect officers from violent att...
Middle East allies in blitz of diplomacy urged Trump to hold off on Iran strikes, diplomat says
Several Middle Eastern allies of the United States have urged the Trump administration to hold off on strikes against Iran for the governments deadly crackdown on protesters
Postal Service unveils new Muhammad Ali stamp in champ's hometown
Postal officials have unveiled a commemorative stamp of boxing legend Muhammad Ali in Louisville, Kentucky
How to clear your iPhone cache (and put an end to slow performance)
If your iPhone is feeling sluggish, follow this quick routine to boost its speed and free up space - here's how.
Inside the botched launch of ex-NYC Mayor Eric Adams' new crypto token
Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams is facing questions about the launch of a new cryptocurrency token, which he claims will help support efforts to end antisemitism and anti- Americanism
Your Bluetooth headphones could be vulnerable to attack - here's what to do next
Google Fast Pair offers the convenience of one-click accessory pairing, but its improper implementation has created a new security risk. See if your device is patched yet.
European Forces Arrive in Greenland Amid Trumps Unyielding Bid to Acquire It
U.S. and Danish officials failed to reach an agreement over Greenland Wednesday. Afterward, NATO nations sent military troops to the island. ... The post European Forces Arrive in Greenland Amid Trumps Unyielding Bid to Acquire It appeared first on The New American .
Prosecutor argues New York prison guard's inaction contributed to inmate's death
A prosecutor has told a jury that a prison guard should be convicted of manslaughter for failing to intervene in the brutal beating of an inmate by other guards
Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger
NEW YORKLauding the commander-in-chiefs response to being heckled at a Ford plant as a stunning physical feat, pundits from multiple media outlets praised President Donald Trump on Thursday for summoning the strength and dexterity necessary to successfully lift his middle finger. The obscene gesture Trump made in Michigan was brimming with youthful vitality, not to [] The post Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger appeared first on The Onion .
Washington Post Publishes Editorial Defending FBI Raid On Its Reporter
WASHINGTONSaying that despite recent events, it would do everything in its power to continue obscuring the truth, The Washington Postpublished an editorial Thursday defending the FBIs recent raid on its reporter. As journalists, we stand united behind the U.S. governments decision to investigate our colleague Hannah Natanson, search her home, and seize several of her [] The post Washington Post Publishes Editorial Defending FBI Raid On Its Reporter appeared first on The Onion .
NYC nurses on strike set to resume negotiations with hospitals on 4th day of walkout
New York City nurses on strike are set to resume negotiations with hospital administrators to try to bring an end to a walkout thats in its fourth day
How to get free high-speed Wi-Fi on your American Airlines flights - no subscription needed
AT&T has partnered with the airline to provide free high-speed Wi-Fi on more than 2 million flights a year.
