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Biology Teacher Disappointed Nobody Did Assigned Summer Dissecting
SAN MATEO, CANoting that the students had known about the assignment since their end-of-year dismissal back in May, Sofia Suarez, a biology teacher at Hillsdale High School, informed her class Wednesday that she was disappointed no one had done their summer dissecting.All right, you had three months to start on your fetal pig, but it [] The post Biology Teacher Disappointed Nobody Did Assigned Summer Dissecting appeared first on The Onion .
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