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NEW YORKDonning antlers and hooded robes as a fawns entrails were spilled onto the raised platform of the bell podium, New York Stock Exchange officials continued their annual tradition Friday of opening spirit realm stock trading for one night of the year. Only in the twilight of the hunters moon, when the veil between our [] The post NYSE Opens Spirit Realm Stock Trading For One Night A Year appeared first on The Onion .
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ELKO, NVAdmiring the dedication to character but growing increasingly exasperated as the night wore on, friends of local man Paul Dorsey told reporters Friday that he had apparently committed to doing a Dracula voice for the entirety of his Halloween party. When we got here, he said, I beed you velcome in this over-the-top Slavic [] The post Host Apparently Committing To Dracula Voice For Whole Party appeared first on The Onion .
Sci-fi thriller Sanxingdui: Future Past, the first fully AI-generated feature film to receive a theatrical release, debuted in China, though ticket sales have been abysmal. What do you think? The post First Fully AI-Generated Feature Film Released In China appeared first on The Onion .
Ultra-wealthy families are constructing luxury doomsday bunkers with amenities ranging from gyms and spas to meditation rooms and movie theaters, the boom coming amid the backdrop of growing geopolitical turmoil and the rise of AI. What do you think? The post Luxury Doomsday Bunkers Gain Popularity Among Ultra-Wealthy appeared first on The Onion .