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The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks that control valves and water pressure. What do you think? The post Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems appeared first on The Onion .
WASHINGTONWith fragrant smoke wafting down Pennsylvania Avenue as a line of administration officials and VIPs stretched around the block, sources reported Saturday that leadership at the U.S. Department of the Interior had begun grilling up the nations last remaining endangered species. Whooping cranes served! said an apron-clad Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, who manned multiple grills [] The post Dept. Of Interior Grills Up Nations Remaining Endangered Species appeared first on The Onion .
PHOENIXHorror and revulsion at drastic changes to a longstanding package design were alleviated Friday by reassuring text on a Cheez-It box that promised consumers the interior product still retained its familiar great taste, retail sources confirmed.My legs nearly buckled out from under me right in the snack aisle when I saw what had seemingly been [] The post Same Great Taste Caveat Mitigates Trauma Of Snacks New Look appeared first on The Onion .