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Your Own Goddamn House
Your Own Goddamn House: Its your house. You paid for it. She cant just make you leave, divorce papers or not. Reference #27802 The post Your Own Goddamn House appeared first on The Onion .
12 Aug 2026 6:30 pm
Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device
WASHINGTONIn what is being described as a major breach of White House security protocol, the National Security Agency reportedly uncovered evidence Friday that first lady Melania Trump was a Russian listening device.A sweep by intelligence officials has revealed that Mrs. Trump is in fact an espionage tool deployed by Russia to record President Trump while [] The post Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device appeared first on The Onion .
12 Aug 2026 6:30 pm