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New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceaeras
BOZEMAN, MTUpending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile females transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State University suggests that dinosaurs had quinceaeras.As we examined fossilized footprints in a traditional waltz pattern at dig sites across multiple continents, it became clear that dinosaurs did in fact throw [] The post New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceaeras appeared first on The Onion .
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