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I Want Kids So I
More people than ever are eschewing parenthood, and if you talk to my peers, theyll readily tell you why. Theyll say its too expensive, or boast about how theyd rather focus on traveling or their careers. Some will even argue its unethical. Well, Ive thought long and hard about bringing children into the world, and [] The post I Want Kids So Ill Have Someone To Take Care Of Me When I Get Hammered appeared first on The Onion .
10 Sep 2026 6:30 pm