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WASHINGTONSwarming the nations airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight,the U.S. populace decided Monday that if Harry and Meghan were going to the U.K., the rest of America was going with em. Sure, itll be a big adjustment, but then again, whats the point of staying in this country if you cant [] The post BREAKING: If Harry, Meghan Going To U.K., Then Heck, Rest Of America Going With Em! appeared first on The Onion .
TOPEKA, KSIn a shocking announcement that instantly brought all dinner conversation to a screeching halt, local father Jesse Pflughaupt reportedly stunned his family Monday evening by proclaiming that he believes in werewolves. You can find werewolves in pretty much every country on Earth, and the scary thing is they look just like you and me, [] The post Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves appeared first on The Onion .
Newly declassified documents show former Rep. Eric Swalwell admitted to the FBI that he had physical relations with a suspected Chinese spy on a handful of occasions. What do you think? The post Former Rep. Eric Swalwell Admits To Physical Relations With Chinese Spy appeared first on The Onion .