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Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
LOS ANGELESSmiling to himself as he reflected on all the years his mother and father had discouraged him from chasing his dream,local man Aaron Traylor told reporters Friday that his parents had been forced to eat crow ever since he made it as a Beetlejuice impersonator. They told me I needed to be studying instead [] The post Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator appeared first on The Onion .
2 Oct 2026 6:30 pm
President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to super intelligence on all official documents, claiming that the term artificial made the technology sound fake. What do you think? The post Trump To Rename AI Super Intelligence On All U.S. Documents appeared first on The Onion .
30 Sep 2026 1:05 am