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God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People
THE HEAVENSScratching His head and rifling through His notes as He tried to recall His reasoning for the decision, The Lord God, Supreme Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to remember on Friday why He made so many ugly people. I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrical proportions, so why didnt I? wondered [] The post God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People appeared first on The Onion .
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