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NEW YORK CITYTouting the discovery as a breakthrough in understanding the behavioral patterns of the insects, Rockefeller University researchers published a study Friday revealing that mosquitos are more attracted to people branded with the Mosquito Gods rune of punishment. After several rounds of clinical trials with a control group, we can confirm that anyone marked [] The post Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito Gods Rune Of Punishment appeared first on The Onion .