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WASHINGTONPrompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, waving the blades close to his face as he danced and posed with them. The [] The post Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives appeared first on The Onion .

WASHINGTONRevising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. Its highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a variety of mammals, reptiles, and insects before they reach the age of [] The post HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites appeared first on The Onion .

LOS ANGELESResponding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring artists have the privilege of scoring great [] The post Stella Lefty Admits Nepotism May Have Helped Her Get Groupon+ appeared first on The Onion .

White House aide Natalie Harp is drawing scrutiny from many political observers. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Harp and her background. Education: Liberty University School of Blond Woman Business Job Title: Senior Girl to the President Qualifications: Made a nice diorama of the Oval Office Your Estranged Aunts Opinion Of Her: [] The post Political Profile: Natalie Harp appeared first on The Onion .

THE HEAVENSHer heart breaking when she discovered the Almighty fumbling over the most basic words on the page in front of Him, country music icon and noted humanitarian Dolly Parton was reportedly troubled to discover Wednesday that God was illiterate. I just about washed off my makeup from crying when I saw the Lord struggle [] The post Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate appeared first on The Onion .