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Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance
WASHINGTONSaying he was grasping at straws in his efforts to avoid spending any more one-on-one time with the American vice president, Chinese spy Simon Li told reporters Monday he was running out of excuses not to hang out with JD Vance.I dont know when JD is going to take the hint that I have no [] The post Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance appeared first on The Onion .
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