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Department of Homeland Security agents raided the home of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), prompting accusations of political retribution by the Trump administration ahead of the midterm elections. What do you think? The post DHS Raids Rep. Ilhan Omars Home appeared first on The Onion .
WASHINGTONInterrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly spent Thursdays Cabinet meeting somersaulting across the conference room in excited pursuit of his own penis. Oh, Im gonna get you! Yes, I am! Yes, I am! Come to Daddy, you [] The post Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting appeared first on The Onion .
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WASHINGTONAs he described their five-day stint in a padded room and warned Americans against voting for the U.S. Senate candidate, President Donald Trump claimed Thursday that he shared a cell with James Talarico in an insane asylum. Talarico says he was sick with the flu, but dont believe the liesI was held captive with him [] The post Trump Claims He Shared Cell With James Talarico In Insane Asylum appeared first on The Onion .
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