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In what would be the nations first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasans death by firing squad. What do you think? The post Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution appeared first on The Onion .
WASHINGTONCalling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass of President Donald Trump. No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream press is focused squarely on the spotted [] The post White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trumps Ass appeared first on The Onion .
GREENSBORO, NCGrowing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate, said Fuller, reminiscing about the law clerk she and other secretaries at the [] The post Grandma Fondly Recalls Once Working With Homosexual appeared first on The Onion .