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GOP Criticizes Trump For Promoting Stephen Miller Over Other, More Qualified Necrophiles
WASHINGTONCalling it a shortsighted decision that he would come to regret during his final two years in office,members of the GOP criticized President Donald Trump Monday for promoting Stephen Miller to serve as chief of staff over other, more qualified necrophiles. The Republican Party has a deep bench of candidates who sexually abuse corpses at [] The post GOP Criticizes Trump For Promoting Stephen Miller Over Other, More Qualified Necrophiles appeared first on The Onion .
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