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Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) commuted the sentences of all 548 people currently on Californias death row, claiming state-sactioned killing is incompatible with our shared values. What do you think? The post Gavin Newsom Commutes All California Death Sentences appeared first on The Onion .
COOKEVILLE, TNWith the argument before him appearing completely airtight, local man Ron Bingham told reporters Tuesday that a glistening, ice-cold beer was making a compelling case for him to lose custody of his kid.I was convinced Id do anything to keep parental rights to my precious baby girl, but I gotta say, that impossibly frosty [] The post Glistening, Ice-Cold Beer Makes Compelling Case For Losing Custody appeared first on The Onion .
NEW YORKResponding to the question of what she believed was the biggest misconception the public had about her, pop star Tate McRae revealed to reporters Friday that if she ever stopped dancing she would die. Many people think dancing is my passionit is not, said the Housewife and Sports Car singer, who emphasized that when [] The post Tate McRae Reveals If She Stops Dancing She Dies appeared first on The Onion .
The U.S. military-industrial complex is the largest in the world, supplying arms to countries across the globe. The Onion takes a look at the history of U.S. arms sales. 1790 A farmer in Rhode Island becomes the first American to sell a musket to a cow. 1831 Jebediah Lockheed meets Silas Martin. 1942 Typewriter manufacturers [] The post Timeline Of U.S. Arms Sales appeared first on The Onion .
WASHINGTONHailing the patriotically modified bird of prey as a must-have for any supporter of the president, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday it would soon issue a Donald Trump commemorative eagle.Whether youre a raptor collector or just looking for a unique way to pay tribute to your favorite commander-in-chief, this adult bald eagle [] The post Interior Department Approves Plan For Trump Commemorative Eagle appeared first on The Onion .
The bride and groom let all their friends know they have ice sculpture money Saturday. The post Stephanie Poulin and Liam Shea appeared first on The Onion .