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Tips For Getting To School Safely
School is back in session for millions of students across the country. The Onion shares tips for ensuring your child has a safe commute. Attend a different school each day to throw would-be kidnappers off your trail. Determine if your bus driver needs uppers, downers, or both. If cycling to school, disguise yourself as a [] The post Tips For Getting To School Safely appeared first on The Onion .
20 Aug 2026 8:48 pm
Inter-Not-So-Stellar
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18 Aug 2026 11:00 pm