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WASHINGTONThrashing about in his navy blue suitas dirtywater seeped intohis mouth and nostrils, President Donald Trump reportedly drowned Wednesdayin a two-inch puddle. Sources who wished to remain anonymous told reporters they observed Trump slip on a wet stone paver as he strode en route to Marine One and fall face-first into a the shallow standing [] The post Trump Drowns In 2-Inch Puddle appeared first on The Onion .
Sci-fi thriller Sanxingdui: Future Past, the first fully AI-generated feature film to receive a theatrical release, debuted in China, though ticket sales have been abysmal. What do you think? The post First Fully AI-Generated Feature Film Released In China appeared first on The Onion .
ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIARefusing to inform the press or the mans emergency contacts until they could nail down the vocabulary for the press conference, local authorities were reportedly waiting Wednesday to release the details of a hikers death until they had learned the correct collective noun for emus. Is it a band? A gaggle? We dont want [] The post Authorities Wait To Release Details Of Hikers Death Until They Learn Correct Collective Noun For Emus appeared first on The Onion .
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LOS ANGELESDiscussing her craft in a wide-ranging interview with reporters, porcelain actress Annabelle opened up Tuesday about the struggle of being typecast as a haunted doll.Dont get me wrong, Im eternally grateful to the Conjuring universe for launching my career, but it becomes difficult to grow as an artist when youre basically playing the same [] The post Annabelle Opens Up About Struggle Of Being Typecast As Haunted Doll appeared first on The Onion .
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