Dept. Of Interior Grills Up Nation
WASHINGTONWith fragrant smoke wafting down Pennsylvania Avenue as a line of administration officials and VIPs stretched around the block, sources reported Saturday that leadership at the U.S. Department of the Interior had begun grilling up the nations last remaining endangered species. Whooping cranes served! said an apron-clad Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, who manned multiple grills [] The post Dept. Of Interior Grills Up Nations Remaining Endangered Species appeared first on The Onion .